n3ta

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:53 am**

Not sure about this...
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The number of seats each party will win according to a new (and large) poll from Electoral Calculus:

LAB 476 / CON 66 / LD 59 / Green 2 / Reform 0
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I can see Labour winning with a 50 seat majority (378-ish), but the Tories'll be around the 190 mark, surely?

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2024 9:49 am**

The conservatives will get all 650 seats and we all know it

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2024 8:55 am**

And then Britain will be saved! Hurrah!

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2024 2:09 pm**

Last I checked, electron calculus said that my constituency was going to be Labour, which I am willing to eat a hat if it occurs

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2024 2:13 pm**

Don't forget all the silent tories and cuntryside voters

Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2024 7:16 pm**

Imagine still voting for Liz Truss as your MP.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2024 7:31 pm**

Sunak couldn't have handled the D-Day commemoration event any worse if he'd done a poo on a Normandy beach.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2024 12:57 pm**

I liked that his excuse was "it's wrong to say I left early because of the election, because actually i planned on leaving early all along"

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2024 8:29 pm**

There was a rumour earlier to-day that Sunak was gonna fall on his sword, and Camerong would take over, but it appears the source for this goss was Nadine Dorries, so it's probably drivel.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2024 8:39 pm**

Maybe he just missed

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2024 7:44 pm**

BBC News seems to get positively arous when Far Right parties do well in European elections. It's most odd.

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2024 8:26 pm**

the media in general are obsessed with them

just like tremp

they love talking about them constantly, giving them as much publicity and all the platform they possibly can

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2024 10:56 pm**

yes. utterly depressingly tediously forever

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2024 7:13 pm**

Winchester College's Rishi Sunak, with his 'I didn't have Sky TV when I was growing up, so I understand deprivation', anecdote, was pleasingly tone deaf.

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:49 pm**

I've been feeling sad about sky-less rishi sunak all day really. poor bloke

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:25 pm**

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us (except Rishi Sunak) only sky

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2024 1:30 am**

Excellent!

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2024 1:37 am**

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Is this meant to be a warning or encouragement?

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2024 7:22 am**

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2024 4:41 pm**

Richard suddenly joining the Green Party

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/zack-polansk ... s-breasts/

Posted: **Sat Jun 15, 2024 1:58 am**

I think people should cut the Green Party some slack. They have enough knockers as it is!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2024 12:57 am**

My postal vote arrived today. I haven't made up my mind whether to vote red or green yet.

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2024 11:30 am**

Vott Satan

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2024 2:03 am**

He tells it like it is, does Satan.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2024 8:13 pm**

Bidegone - lordy, whut a performance.

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2024 10:27 pm**

endar wrote: Fri May 31, 2024 4:14 am Imagine still being able to run for president after being found guilty of 34 crimes

America really does have the best system ever

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2024 10:28 pm**

This is all England's fault

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2024 10:28 pm**

Please take us back

Posted: **Fri Jun 28, 2024 11:08 pm**

we can only take back our original colonies i'm afraid

the rest will go back to france and spain

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2024 8:25 pm**

Some Tory council man knocked on the door earlier so I said I wasn’t interested and closed the door. Then through the window I saw Suella Braverman walking past.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2024 8:25 pm**

So I missed my chance to say I wasn’t interested to Suella Braverman

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2024 9:17 pm**

a narrow escape

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2024 9:03 pm**

There’s a tiny horrible bit of me that thinks it would hilarious if Labour somehow lost now that the sun are backing them.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2024 9:29 pm**

i'm still assuming we'll somehow end up with a conservative/reform/lib dem coalition

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2024 8:09 am**

i had a feeling they might

their dark lord must have ordered them

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2024 8:11 am**

I did a postal vott because of my house move but now I feel a bit sad that I don't get to go into a building :'-(

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2024 8:54 am**

Japan News 2024

#1:
Japan introduces enormous humanoid robot to maintain train lines - https://www.theguardian.com/world/artic ... lway-lines

#2: Japan declares victory over the floppy disk - https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-paci ... 024-07-03/

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2024 10:48 am**

excellent

1: disappointingly has a human operator

2: Japanese computers like the PC-88 and PC-98 and stuff had floppy games well into the 2000s i think. They love it. They even had vending machines selling doujin games on floppy. Some of which are incredibly rare and highly sought after

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2024 9:23 pm**

i assume this bbc exit poll saying reform are going to get 13 mps is all essex's fault

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2024 10:06 pm**

clackton

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:30 am**

fuckingcuntton more like

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:42 am**

harlow back to labour hooray i suppose, but still surrounded by tories. greens got their most votse ever as well so definitely hooray for that

Chelmsford lib dem ??

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:44 am**

colchester also went labour, which i'm not sure it's ever been (or not for a very long time if it has).

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:55 am**

Great Yarmouth following Clackton

not surprised

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:56 am**

Great Hellmouth

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:57 am**

Labour Gain Penistone

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:57 am**

the most important of all stones to gain

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:59 am**

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:04 am**

endar wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:55 am Great Yarmouth following Clackton

not surprised

Skegness also now. Do you think they're all just drinking the seawater or something?

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:20 am**

Hooray for Bristol

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