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Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:49 pm
by endar
blombluss wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:13 pm
Not big news in any way, but...
Windows gone done an update, then upon logging back in, I had the latest news and weather in my Task Bar.
That lasted about a minute before I turned it orf. Not a major thing, granted, but adding 'features' to your 'experience', without asking beforehand, irks me.
Get. Tae. Fuck.
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:33 pm
by richschnauzer
blombluss wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:13 pm
Not big news in any way, but...
Windows gone done an update, then upon logging back in, I had the latest news and weather in my Task Bar.
They just done this to me and I don't understand why is it out of focus?
I hope Melissa cleans old Bill out
Re: gnus
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:31 am
by blombluss
richschnauzer wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:33 pm
I hope Melissa cleans old Bill out
Don't be dirty, Richard!!!
Re: gnus
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:53 pm
by richschnauzer
Re: gnus
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:00 pm
by dng
its about time this happened
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:11 am
by blombluss
Agggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bistoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
One for Have I Got Newts For You, there...
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:38 am
by An Unicorn
I'm glad i went with the Bovril instead
Re: gnus
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:25 pm
by blombluss
Banson in spaec! - As it happan
http://www.virgingalactic.com
Re: gnus
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2021 7:41 pm
by Chortle Hound
I love this
"This week, the Guardian reported that what are assessed to be leaked Kremlin documents describe Donald Trump as an “impulsive, mentally unstable and unbalanced individual”. Vladimir Putin, the documents say, therefore decided to assist Trump’s rise to power in 2016 as a way to weaken America."
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/ ... nder-wolff
Re: gnus
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2021 6:26 pm
by blombluss
Good to see that everything in Afghanistan has gone to plan, then...
Re: gnus
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 7:39 pm
by blombluss
Idle curiosity lead to me check out when the schools are back in session, round my way, and I was genuinely annoyed to discover that its the 2nd of September!
NO WAY should it be that early - I don't think I ever went back before the 5th, which is how Mother Nature intended it 2 b.
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 9:59 pm
by dng
presumably this will be the best business decision since tumblr tried it
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... processors
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 9:59 pm
by dng
tumblr at least had the excuse that it wasn't only porn on there
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:12 pm
by richschnauzer
I assume that the guy who owns it has enough money now and can't be bothered with the hassle anymore
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:31 pm
by blombluss
The main thing that annoys me about OnlyFans, is when I've started typing "Only F-", as in Only Fools And Horses into Google, it defaults to OnlyFans! Grrr! That said... OnlyFans And Horses might be something I'm interested in, if it involved paying to watch Mickey Pearce rub and crush crisps into his cheeky Cockney torso.
Re: gnus
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:54 pm
by blombluss
A Facebook hot take I saw today was - the energy bill price rises are caused by the Government being too focused on housing immigrants in top class hotels.
I mean... wha?
Re: gnus
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:55 am
by Pual
It almost seems like that it was a fucking stupid idea to privatise all the energy companies...
Re: gnus
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:58 pm
by blombluss
Isn't that a hate crime? Suggesting that privatisation might not always be the solution?
Re: gnus
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:18 pm
by blombluss
It's 'funny' how some of the turbo-capitalists who run a number of these energy companies now believe the state should intervene to save their business. Hmmm... interesting...
Re: gnus
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:43 pm
by An Unicorn
The modern definition of capitalism appears to be "give business owners free money" rather than any actual notion of how to organize an economy to serve the demand of its participants
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:50 am
by dng
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:50 am
by dng
Soon Jeremy Corbyn will discover his name is a killing word
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:29 pm
by An Unicorn
It certainly kills any chances for a Labour majority!!!!!!
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:18 pm
by dng
I went to the supermarket. Inevitably the queues for every petrol station in maldon were about seventeen miles long, so I came back
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:18 pm
by dng
Foodless, sighing
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:20 pm
by blombluss
Just think what state the country would be in if Jeremies Crobinns had won!!!!!!!!11111111
Re: gnus
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:27 pm
by richschnauzer
Re: gnus
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:06 am
by blombluss
Another acting job for Steve Coogan?
Re: gnus
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 3:06 am
by endar
Urgh x 2
In other news: Babylon 6?
Re: gnus
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 1:04 pm
by dng
I've no idea where the thread was that had the stuff about channel 4 burning down is, but anyway it's still broken a month or so later
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58965380
poor channel 4
Re: gnus
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 3:18 pm
by blombluss
"The Times reported that the fire suppression system at Red Bee's headquarters sucked all the oxygen out of a room, causing a "sonic wave" that shut down the transmission servers."
HAL 9000 was not available for comment.
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:47 pm
by richschnauzer
Harry Wallop
@hwallop
15 boys were called Lucifer last year.
Lucifer is now a more popular boy's name than Barry (8), Trevor (8), Stuart (7), Gordon (7), Keith (5), Piers (4) and Nigel (0)
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:49 pm
by richschnauzer
Barry (8)
Barry (8)
Barry (8)
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:32 am
by blombluss
richschnauzer wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:47 pm
Harry Wallop
@hwallop
15 boys were called Lucifer last year.
Lucifer is now a more popular boy's name than Barry (8), Trevor (8), Stuart (7), Gordon (7), Keith (5), Piers (4) and Nigel (0)
I can't believe the ungrateful Britash pubic aren't all naming their offspawn after our greatest and sexiest neo-Fascist.
I mean, zero kinder named in his honour!?!
I, of course, mean ex-Arsenal fullback Nigel Winterburn.
Re: gnus
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:06 am
by An Unicorn
Don't bother making plans for Nigel
Re: gnus
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:07 am
by An Unicorn
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A sound was heard as though a thousand tops flattened, and suddenly fell silent
Re: gnus
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:05 pm
by blombluss
A sound was heard as though a thousand tops flattened, and suddenly fell silent
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Ha!
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:30 pm
by richschnauzer
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:30 pm
by richschnauzer
Re: gnus
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:35 am
by blombluss
Owning that original Hitch Hikers Guide script caught ma eye. (Estimate £200-£300)
Owning that original Empire Strikes script just made me gasp. (Estimate £8,000-£12,000)
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:54 am
by blombluss
Via Twitter: Queen has 'entered a new phase', and we 'may not see her until February', say experts.
Most curious...
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:57 am
by dng
The coccooning phase is perfectly natural for english monarchs.
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:23 am
by blombluss
MechaQueen will then emerge!
Re: gnus
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:26 pm
by richschnauzer
Belarus continues to be fucking horrific.
Re: gnus
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:48 pm
by blombluss
Jeez, delightful!
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:13 pm
by blombluss
Recasting male heroes as women risks driving boys to crime, claims Tory MP
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... o-crime-mp
This so true. In my case, I had no choice but to smash up a bus shelter because of a female Doctor Who.
Re: gnus
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:19 pm
by dng
if boys can't aspire to be james bond anymore then the empire is finished
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:57 am
by blombluss
Wokeists'll be making best hero Clive of India, Olive of India, next!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: gnus
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:11 pm
by blombluss
Hurrah for the Liberal Democrats.
I guess.
Re: gnus
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:54 am
by Pual
What makes a man go Lib Dem? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of Lib Dem-ness?