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Hooray!

Slight update - because I've had to shut my Soundcloud down due to it costing too much for me at the moment and also it being relentlessly shit, here is the Seinfeld thing on Youtube:

here

Is soundcloud not free then?

Also yes soundcloud is rubbish

It is free, but to upload more than two hours of audio you need a "pro" subscription, and I have to save money. And I had way more than two hours on there.

Also the experience of using Soundcloud isn't all that. Every day there would be a billion bots who would mail me using the site's DMs saying things like "HEY YO how you doing man? Listen I just heard your track Bum Willy Fuck Chip Shop and it would be perfect for our automated bullshit scam oh no what a giveaway"

Sometimes they'd be called normal names, and other times they would be called "User4o9563489ye89y6e" or something. Though multiples of the latter tended to just like random tracks, and then after a few days their likes and also accounts would be purged once Soundcloud's systems realised they were fake

yeah soundcloud is a bit of a spam nightmare and they don't really seem interested in fixing it.

I've ended up with several different free accounts linked to different email addresses just for when I want to dump stuff online. but I use them infrequently enough that I've forgotten all the passwords

An old track from Soundcloud now on Youtube:

Never Met A Girl Like You Before

Features samples from a 1995 English language Japanese news broadcast I taped at the time, and also some bits from the 1982 film "Britannia Hospital".

Its utterly wonderful

Very good, that!

New Variants

Ripped from the headlines. I found making it to be therapeutic but you may not find listening to it much fun. Also on Youtube.

I really like it

I am legally releasing a cover version! With all the rights covered, and through streaming services and Youtube and all that.

Here are my own words on my Ko-fi page:

You may recall that I didn't get on that well with releasing my music through Spotify, Amazon, etc. Well, as I wanted to put out a cover version legally, I'm trying out a different digital music service to the one I used last time, so I can do sort of the same thing (only with covers). Here's my second attempt at this whole farrago:

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/tropi ... i-non-plus

It's not available yet, but it'll gradually appear all over the place during the next few days. Hopefully this time round it'll work out a bit better, and I can put out cover versions on some kind of semi-regular basis this way. All my other music will still be released via Bandcamp.

Also this version of this very famous song is quite a bit different to what you may be expecting. Or maybe it is what you're expecting...?

(It is an instrumental, and very noisy. The latter is almost certainly what you were expecting)

hooray

"Je T'aime... Moi Non Plus"

Oo, this should be good!

It's been automatically uploaded to Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ3u1iqTI84

It's apparently also on Apple Music / iTunes.

Lovely stuff

Looks like I picked the wrong day to wear headphones... Crikey!

That smooth synth sound in the bkg is a particular fave o' mine.

What happan to your YouTube channel, Chriddus?

It might not seem like it, but I had a major mental crash over the weekend. In any case, I think this may be the last time I bother with a proper Youtube channel, because I can't keep up with Google's nonsense anymore. I have other plans for things... in the meantime I did upload the last 10 months worth of videos to the Internet Archive:

https://archive.org/details/chriddofsvi ... 0toaug2021

And I also uploaded the raw WAV file(s) of a popular mashup I did:

https://archive.org/details/never-met-a ... tered-2021

Excellent, I love that song

It's probably my crowning achievement when it comes to remix-y stuff, so I'm glad I remembered to put it up.

Ack, sorry to hear of your weekend woes, sir! Hope you're feeling not quite so bad now.

And ta for the links - a thorough investigation is due!

ves, get well soon candy

You'll remember that recently I deleted a bunch of my stuff online... well, here's a couple of things to tell you. I've started a Patreon, which I've been meaning to try again after an botched attempt years ago. But as part of it I had to address something that I've been going through over the last year. I've been putting off revealing it for a very long time, and I'm very nervous, so I'm just going to link to this.

The Patreon

(You don't have to join it, and this isn't a stunt. Please be kind.)

Hi Michelle! Thanks for sharing that with us, I hope it brings you peace and creative energy being able to be yourself.

Thank you, Vom.

Hooray. Hello

Hello!

Hello! You are not alone in this.

Yes. Hello Michelle. I had a feeling when you appeared on new n3ta as Candy that something like this was up. I wish you all the best, we are all with you here I think i can safely say

ves.

It would appear that I was rather slow on the uptake. Many apologies for that, Michelle! No offence was meant! And thanks for the link - great stuff, and I hope it goes really well! x

endar wrote: Fri Aug 27, 2021 1:21 pm we are all with you here I think i can safely say

^^^^^

Definitely this!

Hello

An Unicorn wrote: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:38 am Hello! You are not alone in this.

I worry I was too oblique with this; I came to the same realization over the past year myself.
Something about plague isolation seems to encourage self-reflection and metamorphosis, it seems.

Thank you so much, everyone! It means a lot. And don't worry Unicorn, I got what you meant right away. Plague isolation is good for one thing...

Hooray also for unicorn. Hello

I hope you're well

I hope everyone is well

I had to edit my last post because I realised I ended it with "it seems" like An Unicorn did. TRANS HIVE MIND

And yes I hope everyone is fine too

An Unicorn wrote: Fri Aug 27, 2021 4:39 pm

An Unicorn wrote: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:38 am Hello! You are not alone in this.

I worry I was too oblique with this; I came to the same realization over the past year myself.
Something about plague isolation seems to encourage self-reflection and metamorphosis, it seems.

All the best with everything, Unicorn! Huzzah! *thumbs up*

Here is a thing from my Patreon that is already public, as I'm doing the odd public post now and then. (Also Vimeo wouldn't let me set the video to their version of unlisted without upgrading)

Endless Extending Concertina Scenario

It's a video loop lasting one minute approx. There's a GIF version for patrons. Some may remember I did a similar loop with this same bit of footage, only this was made using a newer copy of the same film in HD:

Design For Dreaming on archive.org - via National Film Preservation Foundation

Excellent. I like that a lot

Thank you!

Also sorry I haven't subscribed to your patreon, but I have a sort of terror of monthly subscription payments (presumably due to generalised moneylessness and inconsistent income). Please do not hate me

(i still buy your EPs when i can so i'm not entirely evil)

i wonder if being frightened by patreon while having a patreon is the most hypocritical thing possible

it probably is

and proof that all socialists are liars and capitalists at heart too no doubt

No, no, it's okay, I do get it. I had to cancel one Patreon sub I had because it was costing too much. To be honest I wonder if Patreon is really a real answer to funding art / entertainment.

Also my account has just been placed under review by the "Trust & Safety" dept of Patreon, because they have found "suspicious activity" on it. This means I can't get the 7 quid I've earned so far (actually 6, after credit card bastards have recieved their own charges). I don't know what it means, and I'm wondering if the fact that I've made a new account that isn't under my deadname, but does use my deadname for Paypal etc., has set off something.

That's weird (although I think there's extra checks and nonsense the first time you ever try getting money out of them, so it might just be that).

Also paypal are arseholes so yeah its probably them