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I would quite like to buy that box set now also but I won't because I'm trying to sell loads of films at the moment before I move house

also because I have about four or five other film noir box sets I still need to watch

when you sell stuff on eBay now it asks if you want an AI to write the item description for you

terrifying

how the hell does the ai know what you're selling

it knows everything david

AI is trying to sell my body parts on eBay!

dng wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:22 pm how the hell does the ai know what you're selling

It knows before you do

I might be wrang, but my first thought is - Neeson?!? Nay-son more like!!!1111 He just doesn't feel 'right' to me, but maybe he's good at deadpan comedy, I don't really know.

oh no

richschnauzer wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 12:24 pm

Is that the plot of 'Alien' translated into Japanese or something, then translated into Italan, before being translated back into Ingleesh?

blombluss wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 8:41 pm I might be wrang, but my first thought is - Neeson?!? Nay-son more like!!!1111 He just doesn't feel 'right' to me, but maybe he's good at deadpan comedy, I don't really know.

he was OK in his cameo in Derry Girls, I thought.

it will be complete cinematic AIDS though.

richschnauzer wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:53 am

blombluss wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 8:41 pm I might be wrang, but my first thought is - Neeson?!? Nay-son more like!!!1111 He just doesn't feel 'right' to me, but maybe he's good at deadpan comedy, I don't really know.

he was OK in his cameo in Derry Girls, I thought.

I've just watched 'Liam Neeson Vs The Girls', and both he and that scene are pretty good!

CandyDarling wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:36 pm I've not yet seen the trailer so it may be rubbish for all I know, but I do like the fact it's one of the few movies that are allowed to made these days that's about some daft shite instead of [insert major IP here] or something

Talking Mongoose Extended Cinematic Universe announces plans for 15-movie "Phase One" over next five years

I've just seen Back To The Future The Musical

If you have any questions I will do my best to answer them

"Why" is the only banned question

Did you enjoy it? Does it follow the plot of the film? How do they do the make-up for the characters who change age between 1955 and 1985?

Were you guys ready for it yet?

Is it even possible to reach 88mph within the constraints of a stage?

Hmmm I will answer all the questions by saying it was shit, but the car DOES fly upside down at the end

That's a shame, my sister and I were thinking of seeing it.
Can you also go and see the Only Fools And Horses one so we know whether to see it when it goes on tour pls

You might still enjoy it for nostalgia but the songs are poo and there's some very odd moments.

I have not seen Only Fools, is it still on in London, I can go do that.

vom wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:30 am Is it even possible to reach 88mph within the constraints of a stage?

Perhaps the stage is half a mile wide?

Songs?

My other half hadn’t seen the wicker man so we watched the wicker man

I’d forgotten it was a musical

Lhude sing cuccu

The tune 'Willow's Song' is the bets bit o' Wickarmans, imo. Absolutely glorious, it is.

Red Letter Media Animated - The Pong Horror Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOh4nSYKQ2Y

I loiked.

I wrote about three films from 1969. One of them is good

https://www.the-solute.com/tales-from-t ... s-on-1969/

Top stuff, Vom! The Frightened Woman sounds rather good/interesting!

I don't know why this pleases me, but it does.

I was half expecting them to be on mobility scooters

i'm not sure i've ever seen a beverly hills cop movie

and i'm unlikely to start now

I belatedly checked out the first two in 2021 and had a pretty good time, although the second one has some extremely dated "women are crazy!" humour

Not particularly bothered if I ever see 3 or 4

I hope Crazy Frog is Axel's sidekick in the new one.

dng wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 11:10 pm i'm not sure i've ever seen a beverly hills cop movie

It's one of the best films Hayao Miyazaki has ever made.

Do they start playing "What Is Love?"?

I watched Hot Tub Time Machine vesterday.

It's cliched, contrived, basic, and lowbrow.

I rather enjoyed it.

I have been going to the cinema more often recently as a branch of Picturehouse has opened near me. I have seen Funeral Parade Of Roses, the Brian Eno documentary that is approxminately 50% different every time it is screened, a re-release of Robocop, and most recently I attempted to see the new documentary on Blur.

I say "attempted", as I had to bail halfway through as it was shot in patented ShakyCamVision. As a result, watching it blown up to the size of a typical cinema screen genuinely set off my motion sickness. This didn't happen with Eno, because the crew involved had a tripod. I'm going to have to catch the rest on streaming at a later time.

Hello again!

(EDIT: I forgot to mention that I had a dream the night after the disastrous Blur screening. I dreamt I ordered something via Just Eat, and it was delivered by a grinning Alex James. I can remember nothing else from this dream)

That alex jamesdream sounds terrifying

Also I want to see that eno thing

There is a Picturehouse (the Phoenix) round the corner from me, but I never think to see what's on. The last time I went there was for the Frank Sidebottom documentary, or maybe a showing of Dr Strangelove - pre-covid anyway. I'm relieved it's still going.

I contributed to the Kickstarter of that Frank Sidebottom doc. I got a DVD and a Blu-ray of the movie in return. I gave my sister the Blu-ray, as she's mad over the late Frank / Chris Sievey.

Hundreds Of Beavers - what if Buster Keaton was a furry and also aware of the existence of videogames

100s/10

ves

For some reason tonight I watched Indiana jones and the CG de-aging catastrophe, the exciting fifth Indiana jones film that somehow cost $400 million dollars to make

It was absolute bobbins