Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
would you like to play a one joke twine game about going to ikea
https://accumulationofthings.com/twine/saturday.html
because i have made a one joke twine game about going to ikea
https://accumulationofthings.com/twine/saturday.html
because i have made a one joke twine game about going to ikea
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
Content warning: ikea
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
hooray I ate some meatballs
also I have never been in an IKEA with stairs before
also I have never been in an IKEA with stairs before
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
I have only been to ikeas with stairs before
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Probably because I've only ever been to one Ikea (essex ikea)
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
For more information on essex ikea, please see the following article
https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... kearotica/
https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... kearotica/
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
Ugh, I feel a bit ill now.dng wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 3:46 pm would you like to play a one joke twine game about going to ikea
https://accumulationofthings.com/twine/saturday.html
because i have made a one joke twine game about going to ikea
HURRAH!
Also - one joke is all you need!
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
This continues to be supoib!dng wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 4:35 pm For more information on essex ikea, please see the following article
https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... kearotica/
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Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
Cthulu bum you!
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thank ye all
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I liked this game. The only Ikea I have been to is the one in Croydon. Once I saw some footage of people going to an Ikea in Japan, and it was basically the same as the one in Croydon. It's extraordinary how their stores all have the same stupid layout.
Also the only thing missing from the game was the area beyond the tills where you can get hot dogs for some reason. Maybe it was there, and the game so thoroughly simulated going to Ikea that I blocked that out. I remember something about Diam bars.
Also the only thing missing from the game was the area beyond the tills where you can get hot dogs for some reason. Maybe it was there, and the game so thoroughly simulated going to Ikea that I blocked that out. I remember something about Diam bars.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
When did they change Dimes to Daims anyway?
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Also I left the hot dogs out because they're too horrifying to contemplate
(also thank you)
(also thank you)
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I accidentally ordered the meatballs instead of the slightly larger plate of meatballs, ruining everything.
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I hope the meatballs came with pictorial instructions and an allen key
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Oh no David you've gone viral:
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Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
I hope Ikea have me destroyed now
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i have hastily added some credits to this in the hope that will somehow make me famous
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
I looked on boing boing and somehow they knew my name, which is a bit baffling, because i'm not sure it's even on accumulation of things anywhere particularly prominent (although maybe it is and I just forgot)
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Fame has changed you, Davuss. I remember the old Davuss, the good Davuss, the gentler, kinder Davuss...
Also - great stuff Dave! *double thumbs up*
Also - great stuff Dave! *double thumbs up*
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The man who says you should just follow the arrows fails to realise everything else that is wrong with Ikea
Also you shouldn't have to follow arrows to navigate a shop
Also you shouldn't have to follow arrows to navigate a shop
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i think i might too but i cannot remember
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no one can remember
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I've never heard of them, if that helps.
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Two years too late, I have put this on itch.io
https://dngdng.itch.io/saturday-afterno ... -simulator
if for some reason you want to play it again, and or download it
https://dngdng.itch.io/saturday-afterno ... -simulator
if for some reason you want to play it again, and or download it
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i don't really know how itch.io works, so if i'm doing it wrong please tell me
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I downloaded the game off of itch.io, and that works just dandy. Also - hurrah for nightmarish retail experiences! Also, also - will there be a sequel?
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
Onnly if I ever go to another shop ever again
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Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
This vaguely reminds me of the Holiday Simulator in Novelty Automation in London. Novelty Automation is a collection of very n3ta style things, like the aforementioned Holiday Simulator, or Is It Art?
https://www.novelty-automation.com/
It's great.
https://www.novelty-automation.com/
It's great.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
I went to southwold once but the pier was busy so i never went in to see any of these
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and have regretted it ever since
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(i also went to holborn once but never again)
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
Fab stuff! Tim Hunkin is aces!The Robotic Anomaly wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:09 pm This vaguely reminds me of the Holiday Simulator in Novelty Automation in London. Novelty Automation is a collection of very n3ta style things, like the aforementioned Holiday Simulator, or Is It Art?
https://www.novelty-automation.com/
It's great.
Re: Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator
GO TO THE SHOPS DAVID!!!!