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Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 1:05 pm
by An Unicorn
Hello
I may have accidentally won an election
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:11 pm
by dng
Are you the new president?
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 3:12 pm
by dng
also hooray
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:15 pm
by An Unicorn
I have been elected Backup Queen until Ol' Lizzo emerges from her cocoon
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:19 pm
by An Unicorn
It appears to be the District Judge of Elections, which sounds vaguely important, but apparently just means I verify the number of names entered in the rolls equals the number of votes cast, then drive the results back to the county seat
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:22 pm
by An Unicorn
I could literally be replaced by an old modem
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:22 pm
by An Unicorn
And not even a good one, one of those shit 2400bps ones
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:24 pm
by An Unicorn
My wife and I were talking on the way in and saying we would write each other in for any write-in ballots and she said "don't vote for me, I hate people, I sure as hell don't want to work for them!" and I said "fine I'll write myself in!"
And that two-vote landslide put me in a three-way tie.
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:25 pm
by An Unicorn
To be decided by "casting lots," which here apparently means giving everyone a bingo ball, then pulling one and awarding the victory to whoever has the closest number.
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:26 pm
by An Unicorn
I found out about this a week after the tiebreaker actually happened because I don't check my mail very often
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:27 pm
by An Unicorn
I called and they said they were still working on tabulating all the results of the local tiebreakers
3 days ago
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:27 pm
by An Unicorn
Don't worry fellas, the system isn't laughably broken
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 6:22 pm
by endar
True freedom and democrazy there
just as the founding patriarchs dreamed of
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 7:19 pm
by dng
Excellent. I thought writing your own name in was some sort of film idea that didn't actually exist
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:13 pm
by richschnauzer
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:24 pm
by An Unicorn
I'm not sure why this isn't just a volunteer position like the rest of the polling place ones are, but what the hell, why not
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:05 pm
by An Unicorn
I'm sure if it was actually valuable one or both parties would have put up a candidate for it so i can't go too mad with power
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:06 pm
by An Unicorn
But I'm not about to let that stop me
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:35 pm
by blombluss
I, for one, welcome our new terrifying tyrant!
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:39 pm
by dng
Its about time we had a strong leader round here
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:01 am
by blombluss
ves. a strong leader who likes puns.
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2021 3:11 am
by An Unicorn
NO JOKES
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:09 pm
by An Unicorn
Unfortunately it looks like I did not win the elections.
I will have to take over the world by brute force instead.
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:15 pm
by dng
Weeep
Re: Democracy, Inaction
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 8:37 pm
by blombluss
Boooooo! Get the army out, Unicornvuss! Shoot the traitors in their anuses!