wind

[dng]

wind

[The Robotic Anomaly]

My bins keep blowing open

The bags of cat shit might end up taking flight

[dng]

brexit britain

[vom]

I thought that today was supposed to be The Windiest Day but it's not even as windy as it was the other day. I feel cheated

[dng]

Matlock is at the exact centre of Britain/the storm/

[dng]

In the windless zone

[vom]

it has hailed twice though which is something I guess

my neighbour has some washing hanging out on their washing line

[vom]

I don't fancy its chances

[blombluss]

The bins have been blown over, here, and they have spewed out their glorious contents.

I haven't spotted anything incriminating. Yet.

[Bruce Sato]

My sister's garden fence fell over. Or rather, my sister's neighbours' garden fence fell over, so it's their problem and not my sister's.

[The Robotic Anomaly]

Is it over

[The Robotic Anomaly]

My sister's garden fence fell over. Or rather, my sister's neighbours' garden fence fell over, so it's their problem and not my sister's.

It is amazing how much I care about my "side" of the garden fences, and how little I care if the other side blows away

[blombluss]

Windy Earthquakes are bets:

https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/app/ea ... ngdom.html

I survived (all I heard was a brief (half a second-ish long) bass-y crunching sounde).

[vom]

It's flooded here apparently. I can't be bothered to go out and look

[Pual]

A watering can got blown from the side of my house to the front.

[blombluss]

It's flooded here apparently. I can't be bothered to go out and look

Vom is Biblical Noah in 2022!

[blombluss]

A watering can got blown from the side of my house to the front.

That's one watering can that became a watering can't!!!!11111111111111

...
..
.

Wait... that makes no sense whatsoever...

[richschnauzer]

A watering can got blown from the side of my house to the front.

That's one watering can that became a watering can't!!!!11111111111111

...
..
.

Wait... that makes no sense whatsoever...

[blombluss]

That cannon barrel is like a second home to me.

[blombluss]

I had to chase my hat down the road, today.

No one died.

[dng]

I got blossom all in my hair and beard and it took an age to remove

[blombluss]

I wonder how Mayim Bialik felt about that...

[dng]

i had to look up every aspect of that joke

[dng]

I still don't get it

[blombluss]

That is the one true path to enlightenment.

[dng]

A bird just did a shit in my head

[dng]

That's the last time I ever go outside

[blombluss]

Isn't it meant to be good luck?

Maybe it explains the Lexigram sales over the weekend?

[blombluss]

That's the last time I ever go outside

I was hailed by a neighbour-ish stranger, today, and given a Flymo that he's only used once before, apparently. He wanted no money for it, and I'm now hoping it's not full of heroin pills that he wanted to hide.

[dng]

he's murdered twenty people with that flymo

[blombluss]

I can do better than that.

[dng]

heat

[blombluss]

So hot I nearly took off my jumper.

[richschnauzer]

So hot I nearly took off my jumper.

Steady on, old man.

[blombluss]

The vicious wind whipped a towel into my face, to-day.

Stuipid wind.