whether fred

[dng]

It is hot

[dng]

Nice, confusing

[dng]

I had an ice cream. Nobody could stop me

[vom]

so did I! best weather

[blombluss]

I did a bit of gardening and accidentally kicked over a plant (hyacinth).

[dng]

You monster

[richschnauzer]

I did a bit of gardening and accidentally kicked over a plant (hyacinth).

[blombluss]

You monster

If I'd have kicked a crocus in the face, you'd have lauged and lauged!

[blombluss]

I did a bit of gardening and accidentally kicked over a plant (hyacinth).

At least noone kicked the Bucket (it's pronounced Boo kay)!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

[dng]

according to the bbc weather page, to make up for it being hot last week, it is going to snow this week

[blombluss]

Jesus, and I'd cut my pubes specially for a continuing period of hot weather.

[blombluss]

I might glue them back on now.

[blombluss]

Or put them on a snowmans face.

[blombluss]

What do you get if you cross wintry weather with Riker from Star Trek: TNG?

Snowfrakes!!!!

[dng]

best joke

[dng]

so cold

[blombluss]

best joke

I didn't understand it.

[blombluss]

so cold

*checks the Met Office site*

Colder than Wulfruna, that's for sure.

[dng]

i'm still cold

[dng]

i've even got socks on

[dng]

in bed

[dng]

a crime against nature

[blombluss]

I've done that. And a hat, too, when the heating was on the fritz.

[blombluss]

Is it illegal to marry your electric blanket?

I'm asking for a friend...