TwitterMusk

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:38 pm

The manliest fragrance aroun and yours for only $40 billion dollar.

Would anyone be too upset if he did a Murdoch/Myspace to it?

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 5:35 pm

It's extremely useful for providing evidence of modern usage for words, but other than that, no

Post by **vom** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 5:52 pm

I don't think I'd miss it much, no

I would find it quite funny if he lost a ton of money though

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:50 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:38 pm The manliest fragrance aroun and yours for only $40 billion dollar.

Would anyone be too upset if he did a Murdoch/Myspace to it?

Considering the previous owners included the Saudi Royal Family investment fund, this can only be an improvement.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 8:02 pm

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:50 pm
blombluss wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:38 pm The manliest fragrance aroun and yours for only $40 billion dollar.

Would anyone be too upset if he did a Murdoch/Myspace to it?
Considering the previous owners included the Saudi Royal Family investment fund, this can only be an improvement.

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 8:12 pm

Imagine having 50 billion quid and buying Twitter with it

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 8:12 pm

Should have bought onlyfans instead

CandyDarling · Post by **CandyDarling** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 9:02 pm

Interestingly, I read a thing that claimed that Musk needs Twitter so he can game the stock market, given every time he tweets something things go up or down accordingly. Seeing as I can see a lot of people just flat out abandoning Twitter now, and that Twitter's active userbase is piddling next to Facebook, he might have completely fucked himself in the long run. Also he's being investigated by a US Governmental department over stuff like that, for at least the second time

Also one of his recent tweets was that Twitter should get rid of the W in its name, because Musk thinks mentioning tits is really funny and he also genuinely doesn't realise that "titter" is an actual word

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 9:44 pm

maybe he just really really wants to be able to call rescue workers paedophiles again

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:12 am

dng wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 8:12 pm Imagine having 50 billion quid and buying Twitter with it

Agreed - incredible, isn't it?

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:21 am

vom wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 5:52 pm I don't think I'd miss it much, no

Oh good, it's not just me then.

CandyDarling · Post by **CandyDarling** » Tue Apr 26, 2022 1:10 am

I just read that he wasn't actually able to play all the money himself, and about half of it is from loans he took out from banks. Hmmmm.

Also I absolutely must link to this, in which Stewart Lee fave novelist Jarret Kobek has an interaction with a daft prick that basically sums up Twitter and all its inanity.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:19 pm

dng wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 8:12 pm Should have bought onlyfans instead

Onlyfansandhorses with a sexxus Trigger, Mickey Pearce, and Boycie, is what the modern world is crying out for.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 12:06 am

I reckon barrytronics ought to create their own short messaging service called 'Faaaaaaaaaaaaaack'.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:25 pm

I'm on Mastodon now.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:25 pm

I'm not on Mastodon.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:25 pm

Ha ha!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 4:00 pm

So Musk is buying it, after all?

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Oct 28, 2022 6:13 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Mon Oct 10, 2022 4:00 pm So Musk is buying it, after all?

he did, ves

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Oct 28, 2022 6:22 pm

the firings have begen

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Oct 28, 2022 7:57 pm

Free speech has been saved!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:44 am

£17 a month to keep yer Twittah blue tick?!? Good luck with that!

Post by **Pual** » Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:28 am

It’s time to monetise the forum

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Tue Nov 01, 2022 6:18 pm

5 pouns

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:20 pm

5£ a minute.

Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 03, 2022 3:16 pm

Pretty cheap

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 05, 2022 12:14 pm

If Twitter closes down, how many people will flock to n3ta? 1? Possibly 2 persons?

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Sat Nov 05, 2022 12:23 pm

If it's NEG then I'm leaving

Post by **endar** » Sat Nov 05, 2022 8:50 pm

they'll just go to the new thing the og twitter man is doing

then hopefully rich racist can fuck off into the aether

Post by **vom** » Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:16 am

I signed back into Mastodon for the first time since the previous Twitter crisis

still seems to be a bit shit

Post by **vom** » Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:31 am

Just tried to upload a photo to it, absolute fucking disaster. Deleted it again, gave up. Apparently I've been on there almost five years!

https://mastodon.social/@vom

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:50 pm

That drawing of between 6 and 8 cats is lovely, Vomas!

Post by **vom** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 12:22 am

Thanks!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 09, 2022 3:03 am

Bruce Sato wrote: ↑Sat Nov 05, 2022 12:23 pm If it's NEG then I'm leaving

Poor beautiful beautiful NEG... :'(

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 4:05 pm

vom wrote: ↑Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:31 am Just tried to upload a photo to it, absolute fucking disaster. Deleted it again, gave up. Apparently I've been on there almost five years!

https://mastodon.social/@vom

Right-o, I'll give this a bash, then!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 4:08 pm

[clicks on 'create account']

"On this server - Creating an account on mastodon.social is currently not possible"

That's a good start!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 4:19 pm

Then on the next server thingy I tried:

"On this server - registrations are currently closed"

Heh! I've still got the magic touch, me!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 4:21 pm

I'm on a golden streak here!

The next next server thingy I tried:

"Unfortunately, registrations are closed for the moment to assess the performances of the server with the big wave of new users."

Post by **vom** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:04 pm

this one still seems to be accepting people

https://mstdn.social/explore

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:32 pm

Thanks Vom!

I'm now at the: "Your application is pending review by our staff. This may take some time. You will receive an e-mail if your application is approved." stage!

I'll get there in the ende!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 12:21 pm

I think this is me:
https://mstdn.social/@Blombluss

Mastodon is as confusing as a very confusing thing, imo.

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:32 pm

I think I might delete Twitter forever

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:32 pm

And go into hibernation somewhere

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:33 pm

Emerging only to grab some passing snack like those spiders that live in holes

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:33 pm

While spending the rest of my time sitting there silently dreaming whatever it is I would dream of if I was a spider in a hole

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 12, 2022 2:40 am

My life goals are similar.

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:36 pm

i've deleted my twitter now (and also my instagram)

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:36 pm

n3ta is all i have left

Post by **dng** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:36 pm

please never be taken over by an evil billionaire, n3ta

Post by **vom** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:58 pm

I don't think I can be bothered to delete mine, I'll just wait for Twitter to delete itself