n3ta

The manliest fragrance aroun and yours for only $40 billion dollar.

Would anyone be too upset if he did a Murdoch/Myspace to it?

It's extremely useful for providing evidence of modern usage for words, but other than that, no

I don't think I'd miss it much, no

I would find it quite funny if he lost a ton of money though

blombluss wrote: Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:38 pm The manliest fragrance aroun and yours for only $40 billion dollar.

Would anyone be too upset if he did a Murdoch/Myspace to it?

Considering the previous owners included the Saudi Royal Family investment fund, this can only be an improvement.

richschnauzer wrote: Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:50 pm

blombluss wrote: Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:38 pm The manliest fragrance aroun and yours for only $40 billion dollar.

Would anyone be too upset if he did a Murdoch/Myspace to it?

Considering the previous owners included the Saudi Royal Family investment fund, this can only be an improvement.

Imagine having 50 billion quid and buying Twitter with it

Should have bought onlyfans instead

Interestingly, I read a thing that claimed that Musk needs Twitter so he can game the stock market, given every time he tweets something things go up or down accordingly. Seeing as I can see a lot of people just flat out abandoning Twitter now, and that Twitter's active userbase is piddling next to Facebook, he might have completely fucked himself in the long run. Also he's being investigated by a US Governmental department over stuff like that, for at least the second time

Also one of his recent tweets was that Twitter should get rid of the W in its name, because Musk thinks mentioning tits is really funny and he also genuinely doesn't realise that "titter" is an actual word

maybe he just really really wants to be able to call rescue workers paedophiles again

dng wrote: Mon Apr 25, 2022 8:12 pm Imagine having 50 billion quid and buying Twitter with it

Agreed - incredible, isn't it?

vom wrote: Mon Apr 25, 2022 5:52 pm I don't think I'd miss it much, no

Oh good, it's not just me then.

I just read that he wasn't actually able to play all the money himself, and about half of it is from loans he took out from banks. Hmmmm.

Also I absolutely must link to this, in which Stewart Lee fave novelist Jarret Kobek has an interaction with a daft prick that basically sums up Twitter and all its inanity.

dng wrote: Mon Apr 25, 2022 8:12 pm Should have bought onlyfans instead

Onlyfansandhorses with a sexxus Trigger, Mickey Pearce, and Boycie, is what the modern world is crying out for.

I reckon barrytronics ought to create their own short messaging service called 'Faaaaaaaaaaaaaack'.

I'm on Mastodon now.

I'm not on Mastodon.

Ha ha!

So Musk is buying it, after all?

blombluss wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 4:00 pm So Musk is buying it, after all?

he did, ves

the firings have begen

Free speech has been saved!

£17 a month to keep yer Twittah blue tick?!? Good luck with that!

It’s time to monetise the forum

5 pouns

5£ a minute.

Pretty cheap

If Twitter closes down, how many people will flock to n3ta? 1? Possibly 2 persons?

If it's NEG then I'm leaving

they'll just go to the new thing the og twitter man is doing

then hopefully rich racist can fuck off into the aether

I signed back into Mastodon for the first time since the previous Twitter crisis

still seems to be a bit shit

Just tried to upload a photo to it, absolute fucking disaster. Deleted it again, gave up. Apparently I've been on there almost five years!

https://mastodon.social/@vom

That drawing of between 6 and 8 cats is lovely, Vomas!

Thanks!

Bruce Sato wrote: Sat Nov 05, 2022 12:23 pm If it's NEG then I'm leaving

Poor beautiful beautiful NEG... :'(

vom wrote: Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:31 am Just tried to upload a photo to it, absolute fucking disaster. Deleted it again, gave up. Apparently I've been on there almost five years!

https://mastodon.social/@vom

Right-o, I'll give this a bash, then!

[clicks on 'create account']

"On this server - Creating an account on mastodon.social is currently not possible"

That's a good start!

Then on the next server thingy I tried:

"On this server - registrations are currently closed"

Heh! I've still got the magic touch, me!

I'm on a golden streak here!

The next next server thingy I tried:

"Unfortunately, registrations are closed for the moment to assess the performances of the server with the big wave of new users."

this one still seems to be accepting people

https://mstdn.social/explore

Thanks Vom!

I'm now at the: "Your application is pending review by our staff. This may take some time. You will receive an e-mail if your application is approved." stage!

I'll get there in the ende!

I think this is me:
https://mstdn.social/@Blombluss

Mastodon is as confusing as a very confusing thing, imo.

I think I might delete Twitter forever

And go into hibernation somewhere

Emerging only to grab some passing snack like those spiders that live in holes

While spending the rest of my time sitting there silently dreaming whatever it is I would dream of if I was a spider in a hole

My life goals are similar.

i've deleted my twitter now (and also my instagram)

n3ta is all i have left

please never be taken over by an evil billionaire, n3ta

I don't think I can be bothered to delete mine, I'll just wait for Twitter to delete itself