if i could sigh a more weary sigh of hopeless inevitability, believe me i would.
Alas, I cannot.
Oi loikes it! *thumbs up*dng wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:19 pm It was my turn as Prime Minister this week.
I was woken up by the whips and given the ceremonial hi-viz and hard hat
Then driven straight to Downing Street to give a speech to the assorted Westminster hacks.
I said some nonsense about being here to serve all the people all the time
Then added "All the real people!" with a cheeky wink to the guy from GB News.
His thumbs up meant the world to me.
Once I got inside I turned the heating right up, left all the taps running
And ate every Viennetta in the freezer.
"Bill that to the taxpayer!" I chuckled to some weary civil servant
As I put the hard hat on his head, handed him the hi-viz jacket
And went next door to see who the chancellor was.