Votting

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 05, 2022 12:35 pm

Have you dun a votting?

I did a votting thru the postboxx.

Only two candidate available.

Mick Pustula: Britain Fist
Zannty Bulbs: Britain Wurst (x)

Post by **dng** » Thu May 05, 2022 1:38 pm

We had no voting here

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 05, 2022 2:04 pm

And quite right, too!

Voting is an abomination!

Post by **vom** » Thu May 05, 2022 2:25 pm

no voting here either

I miss that feeling of going to vote and not liking any of the options and then coming home again

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Thu May 05, 2022 3:44 pm

I forgot to request postal vote, so no vote. I hope this doesn't mean that Ming the Merciless will take over Oxford city council

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu May 05, 2022 8:26 pm

these people are standing here. Baffling people

https://hantsind.com/basingstoke/

Post by **dng** » Thu May 05, 2022 9:18 pm

basingstoke and deane sound like they should be a particularly terrible 80s synth duo

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 05, 2022 11:22 pm

They were probably a Go West support act at some point.

Post by **endar** » Fri May 06, 2022 11:00 am

i don a vot.

there was a gren, i vot gren

Harlow - Tory gain + 1

weep of despair

Post by **dng** » Fri May 06, 2022 11:14 am

essex is utterly broken

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 06, 2022 7:35 pm

ess
ex

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 06, 2022 7:41 pm

McCarthy: Get A Knife (Between Your Teeth)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOWzQH10cFc

It's the only way.

swizpig · Post by **swizpig** » Fri May 06, 2022 8:24 pm

Watford: even more solidly lib dem now

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 06, 2022 11:16 pm

Heh!

The 'anal', not the Lib Dem solidity!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat May 07, 2022 11:59 am

dng wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 11:14 am essex is utterly broken

David Van Day lost though.

https://twitter.com/BBCEssex/status/1522366498471358465

Post by **blombluss** » Sun May 08, 2022 12:09 am

He needs to use his Bucks Fizz experience, and establish a rival Aveley & Uplands ward.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun May 15, 2022 7:48 pm

The Eurovision votting was quite good, wun't it?

Hurrah for 2nd place!

Post by **dng** » Mon May 16, 2022 7:22 pm

that eurovision man was from maldon apparently

Post by **blombluss** » Mon May 16, 2022 11:27 pm

No one can resist the men of Maldron!

Post by **endar** » Tue May 17, 2022 12:32 am

can confirm

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 17, 2022 7:38 pm

They emit an irresistible musk...

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:27 pm

To-day was truly mental, politics-wise, wasn't it?

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:33 pm

I'm going to be asked to serve in the cabinet soon

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:35 pm

With a tennis racket!!!11111111111111111111111

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:36 pm

and a submachine gun

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:36 pm

wait that doesn't make any sense

Post by **endar** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 1:39 am

blombluss wrote: ↑Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:27 pm To-day was truly mental, politics-wise, wasn't it?

and yet nothing has changed.

Post by **Pual** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:48 am

It’s a sad day for democracy but a great day for hilarious satirical banter chaps on the the internet

Post by **Pual** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:49 am

Who would have thought a people who were crap journalists would also be crap politicians

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:54 am

He's not even resigned. Just said he might resign and then carried on appointing new ministers every 37 seconds

Post by **endar** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:04 pm

I for one welcome our new prime minister liz truURGN

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 11:47 pm

He hasn't resigned, he's re-signed as PM, so HURRAH!

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 11:48 pm

got him on a free transfer

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:04 am

P'raps get Duncan Ferguson in there until October?

Post by **vom** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:14 am

Only Harry Redknapp can save us now

Post by **Pual** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:09 am

Literally any of them, even Sam alladice would be better than the monstrosity that eventually replaced him

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:17 am

No ones going to replace him. He's just going to extend the summer recess indefinitely so the tories can't rustle up a new leader

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 7:26 pm

dng wrote: ↑Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:17 am No ones going to replace him. He's just going to extend the summer recess indefinitely so the tories can't rustle up a new leader

Oh God, that could totally happan.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:34 pm

Well at least Braverman is out. Phew!

Post by **endar** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:06 pm

i mean, whoever wins, it's going to be a fucking tory, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Post by **vom** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:03 pm

indeed

Post by **endar** » Fri Jul 22, 2022 2:29 pm

- I'll be like Thatcher!

- I'll be MORE like Thactcher!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:06 am

Sunak must marry Carol Thatcher in order to win.

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:40 am

And drink nothing but Thatchers

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Jul 23, 2022 2:24 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:06 am Sunak must marry Carol Thatcher in order to win.

https://twitter.com/christhebarker/stat ... qaxkgQmlgQ

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:09 pm

Poor Kermit... :'(

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:13 pm

Bruce Sato wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:40 am And drink nothing but Thatchers

Whilst watching actress Teri (T) Hatcher repair a cottage roof made of straw and rushes, in the traditional style.

Post by **Pual** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:42 pm

So Mr Starmer, what are going to do about the cost of living crisis?
We’re going to management consultant the heck out of it!

Post by **dng** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:49 pm

New New Labour might be even more depressing than New Labour

Post by **dng** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:50 pm

Can't wait for New New New Labour's emergence in 2050