Re: Votting
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2022 3:53 pm
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Re: Votting
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2022 6:44 pm
yes
Re: Votting
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2022 6:44 pm
i mean, christ
Re: Votting
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:20 pm
Truss will be lucky to last a year.
Re: Votting
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:29 pm
[something about Truss and a lack of support]
Re: Votting
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:43 pm
HIGNFY wants to hear from YOU, Bruce! 
Re: Votting
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:24 pm
By 'eck, Johnson will be hacked off that he wasn't still in charge today.
Re: Votting
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:09 am
in charge of what
Re: Votting
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:53 am
Todays work email marked as spam:
One from the new prime minister about the quen
One from the new prime minister about the quen
Re: Votting
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:54 am
All I’m saying is that in the 90s she said the monarchy should be abolished and 2 days after becoming pm…
Re: Votting
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 7:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 7:17 pm
Re: Votting
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 1:25 am
Save money on energy bills this winter by burning your worthless currency, to keep warm.
Re: Votting
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:38 pm
my dad said he's voting Green from now on
hooray
hooray
Re: Votting
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2022 1:33 am
Green is good!
Re: Votting
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:36 am
I wonder how Truss's leftie parents feel at the mo?
Re: Votting
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 2:45 pm
So proud
Re: Votting
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 7:25 pm
Ha! 
Re: Votting
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 7:16 pm
It's going well again, I see.
Re: Votting
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:13 pm
fucking fuck me.
Re: Votting
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:30 pm
There was a bit on the bbc earlier that described grant shapps as one of the conservative party's "best communicators"
Re: Votting
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:30 pm
satire is dead, etc etc
Re: Votting
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:44 pm
Re: Votting
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:30 pm
Amazing
Re: Votting
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:37 pm
Today will simply be remembered as the day John Major punched the queen
Re: Votting
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:30 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:46 pm
"In six short weeks, I have achieved everything I ever wanted as Prime Minister. As such, I have asked the King to have me executed so my achievements can never be sullied by later failures."
Re: Votting
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:18 pm
Barrel scraped clean, everybody dead, what now?
Re: Votting
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:00 pm
zombie boris
Re: Votting
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:19 pm
It was my turn as Prime Minister this week.
I was woken up by the whips and given the ceremonial hi-viz and hard hat
Then driven straight to Downing Street to give a speech to the assorted Westminster hacks.
I said some nonsense about being here to serve all the people all the time
Then added "All the real people!" with a cheeky wink to the guy from GB News.
His thumbs up meant the world to me.
Once I got inside I turned the heating right up, left all the taps running
And ate every Viennetta in the freezer.
"Bill that to the taxpayer!" I chuckled to some weary civil servant
As I put the hard hat on his head, handed him the hi-viz jacket
And went next door to see who the chancellor was.
I was woken up by the whips and given the ceremonial hi-viz and hard hat
Then driven straight to Downing Street to give a speech to the assorted Westminster hacks.
I said some nonsense about being here to serve all the people all the time
Then added "All the real people!" with a cheeky wink to the guy from GB News.
His thumbs up meant the world to me.
Once I got inside I turned the heating right up, left all the taps running
And ate every Viennetta in the freezer.
"Bill that to the taxpayer!" I chuckled to some weary civil servant
As I put the hard hat on his head, handed him the hi-viz jacket
And went next door to see who the chancellor was.
Re: Votting
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:19 pm
My attempt at being Tim Key for the day
Re: Votting
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:37 pm
It's about time this happened
Re: Votting
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:07 pm
Oi loikes it! *thumbs up*dng wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:19 pm It was my turn as Prime Minister this week.
I was woken up by the whips and given the ceremonial hi-viz and hard hat
Then driven straight to Downing Street to give a speech to the assorted Westminster hacks.
I said some nonsense about being here to serve all the people all the time
Then added "All the real people!" with a cheeky wink to the guy from GB News.
His thumbs up meant the world to me.
Once I got inside I turned the heating right up, left all the taps running
And ate every Viennetta in the freezer.
"Bill that to the taxpayer!" I chuckled to some weary civil servant
As I put the hard hat on his head, handed him the hi-viz jacket
And went next door to see who the chancellor was.
Re: Votting
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:08 pm
Re: Votting
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:09 pm
I'm glad Johnson didn't win, the utter turd.
As for Sunak... I can imagine some of the Tories fruitloop fringe having... a particular issue with him...
As for Sunak... I can imagine some of the Tories fruitloop fringe having... a particular issue with him...
Re: Votting
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:24 pm
Yes, which is why he didn't win last time i would wager
Re: Votting
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:58 am
Well done (just about!) Brazil.
Re: Votting
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 12:22 am
Yes
Re: Votting
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:41 am
Neymar and Ronaldinho will be disappointed.
Re: Votting
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 10:40 am
All the brazil footballers seem to be mad fascists for some reason
Re: Votting
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2022 1:25 pm
Maybe they think the best way to win the world cup is to live under a military dictatorship again
Re: Votting
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2023 11:01 am
Re: Votting
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:55 pm
A definite power move, there.