EGG-SIGHTING

[An Unicorn]

I have spotted a WIDE EGG in the wild:

WIDE EGG

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[dng]

beaitful

[endar]

Why degg

[vom]

because seven eight nine

[blombluss]

16:9, surely?

[blombluss]

I was watching Ancient Aliens today whilst eating my tea, and the episode was all about 'Egg Theory', with everything in the universe emanating from eggs, and eggs being the focal point of some religious belief systems.

[An Unicorn]

16:9, surely?

Lewd!!!

[blombluss]

Prude!!!

[An Unicorn]

I like to pretend it's not nearly Easter and n3ta madness is leaking into the real world:

EGG SIGHTING

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[dng]

hooray

[blombluss]

Yes.

Also, I really could do with some egg insurance. I mean, you have to be prepared for everything these days, don't you?

[richschnauzer]

long egg

[blombluss]

It's the poor chicken's cloaca, I feel sorry for... :'(

[richschnauzer]

[blombluss]

"Eish prices follow shortly."

Eish? Electronic fish?

Also, I've taken all my money out of property, and put it all into size 4 egges, meaning I'm quids in (0.1%)! Woo!

[richschnauzer]

[blombluss]

Eggciting and eggstraordinary!!!111

I'm sorry, I'm better than that...

EDIT: Err... no, I'm not...

[richschnauzer]

never change, homfrus.

[blombluss]

When it comes to undergarments, I seldom do!

[richschnauzer]

long thread about Faberge Eggs.

https://twitter.com/grnpointer/status/1 ... 21600?s=20

[richschnauzer]

many exciting images of tasteless blinged up egg.

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[richschnauzer]

Squegg

[dng]

How terrifying

[blombluss]

Perfect for hilly countries like Wales.

[richschnauzer]

[blombluss]

Hehehehe! I hoep those drafty eggs were laid on the Speakars Chaire.

[An Unicorn]

Squegg

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[dng]

aaaargh

[blombluss]

I used to like squeggs, but now I only eat trieggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[An Unicorn]

Trieggles.

You mmight like eggles.