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When did they get all fancy, advertising on the telly, with song pastiches of 'Every Breath You Take', and blokes wearing Google-branded t-shirts looking over people's shoulders?

Have they received an injection of capital from some mysterious source?

maybe I WANT a sinister corporation monitoring what I'm looking at on the internet, did they ever think of that

Quite right! Most of my happiest experiences have involved sinister corporations!

I’ve lost track of which corporation is the most sinister now

I mean who’d have thought that Dyson would end up being worse than Black Mesa

Both worse and less competitively priced!