Soccerball Therad

Post by **endar** » Sun Mar 17, 2024 2:18 pm

dng wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:37 pmlike idiots

(spurs)

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:21 pm

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE DUTCH FOOTBALLERS CALLED JOHNNY!

Johnny Rep
Johnny Heitinga
Johnny Metgod

IT IS NOT ENOUGH!

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:47 am

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ue-storage

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:47 am

I hope thats as big as it looks

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:47 am

i hope its as big as the statue of liberty

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:37 am

I'd like to see that Kane statue in it's rightful place next to Kim Il Sung:

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Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:07 pm

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:17 pm
richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 1:15 pm
richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 11:22 pm

Fuck off Southgate
pisss
what is point of Southgate?

fuck off Southgate.

Post by **dng** » Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:32 pm

england have beaten brazil four times, ever (out of 27 matches)

Post by **dng** » Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:33 pm

gareth southgate was manager for all 23 of those non-wins, but not even one of the actual wins

Post by **dng** » Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:33 pm

i just checked and that fact is 100% true

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:36 am

Even when we won the 'prestigious' Le Tournoi in 1997, we lost to Alan's Brazil.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:48 pm

I welled up a bit watching Eriksson manage Liverpool Legends, I have to admit.

Post by **dng** » Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:21 pm

Lovely Eriksson

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:06 pm

C'mon
y
m
r
u
!

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:06 pm

well, wales fucked that up really (by deciding to play for penalties in extra time and then not being any good at penalties)

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:06 pm

and also by ever discovering that dan james had welsh parents

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:46 am

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:32 pm

Would it be against the rules if the England team all wore Harry Kane latex masks during matches?

Post by **Pual** » Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:50 pm

That depends if they have woke flags on or not

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:43 pm

Fair play to Alonso for sticking with Leverkusen for another season.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Mar 30, 2024 1:08 pm

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:42 pm

hibs here with jackie chan on free kick duty

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68704147

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:59 am

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 1:08 pm

"Adidas bans fans from adding ‘44’ to German team football shirt"
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ball-shirt

Loony leftie wokery, I reckons!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:02 am

dng wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:42 pm hibs here with jackie chan on free kick duty

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68704147

Ha! Jackie Chan does Shaolin Soccer!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 1:41 pm

C'mon Leverkusen! A win to-day, and the curse of Kane continues!

Post by **endar** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 2:52 pm

aren't they already 10 points ahead or something

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:42 pm

Indeed they are (were)!

A first league win for Neverkusen - hurrah!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:43 pm

Liverpool and Arsenal, you have messed up.

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:04 pm

shiteball

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:14 pm

Instead of booing an underperforming player, you could... whip them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K0z23ppOkE

Post by **endar** » Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:23 pm

jesus

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:49 pm

General Franco's men do it again! Hurrah!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:12 am

Bad luck Coventry! What a helluva comeback, and should I rewatch the game in the future, I'll stop before the penalties, and pretend the match went to a replay!

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:10 am

the worse man united play, the less likely it is they lose, somehow

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:22 am

also not that this is going to mean anything to anyone but me, but the man that does the southend radio commentaries and has done ever since i started listening to southend matches on the radio when i was about 12 retired this weekend after 35 years of presumably mostly utter misery

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68868990

commentating on southend uselessly losing, fittingly

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:23 am

its actually made me quite sad in a way

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:43 pm

Antony latches onto a terrible Burnley pass in midfield, bursts into the box and slots a shot into the bottom corner.

Then he celebrates with a Sonic the Hedgehog toy.

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:44 pm

I hope they sent him off, disallowed the goal, and then have man united relegated for this

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:49 am

Sounds reasonable to me, Davuss!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sun Apr 28, 2024 5:27 pm

dng wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:22 am also not that this is going to mean anything to anyone but me, but the man that does the southend radio commentaries and has done ever since i started listening to southend matches on the radio when i was about 12 retired this weekend after 35 years of presumably mostly utter misery

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68868990

commentating on southend uselessly losing, fittingly

you think that is bad, you should look up Vin Scully.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon May 06, 2024 12:31 am

Congratulations to Bromley are in order! I believe they are a team located in the South of Britain?

Post by **dng** » Mon May 06, 2024 11:56 am

132 years old without ever making the league before. which is pretty impressive

Post by **endar** » Mon May 06, 2024 1:33 pm

Aren't they the oldest team in the universe, or something

Post by **dng** » Tue May 07, 2024 7:10 pm

no champions league commentary on radio five, and not even a minute by minute on the guardian. is the champions league dead now or something?

Post by **dng** » Tue May 07, 2024 7:24 pm

oh wait there is a guardian minute by minute, its just not linked to anywhere at all on their football pages

Post by **dng** » Tue May 07, 2024 7:25 pm

which is nice

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 07, 2024 8:44 pm

dng wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 7:10 pm is the champions league dead now or something?

No red blooded true Englishman would sully their faculties with this most foreign of tournaments.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 07, 2024 8:56 pm

Well, I know who I'll be supporting in the final!

Post by **dng** » Tue May 07, 2024 9:04 pm

carlo ancelotti's eyebrow

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 07, 2024 10:04 pm

I just hope his eyebrow plays it cagey at first, paces itself, and then goes for it at around the 70 minute mark.