n3ta

Posted: **Sun Mar 17, 2024 2:18 pm**

dng wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:37 pmlike idiots

(spurs)

Posted: **Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:21 pm**

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE DUTCH FOOTBALLERS CALLED JOHNNY!

Johnny Rep
Johnny Heitinga
Johnny Metgod

IT IS NOT ENOUGH!

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:47 am**

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ue-storage

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:47 am**

I hope thats as big as it looks

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:47 am**

i hope its as big as the statue of liberty

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:37 am**

I'd like to see that Kane statue in it's rightful place next to Kim Il Sung:

: KimIlSungStatue.jpg (138.97 KiB) Viewed 1577 times

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:07 pm**

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:17 pm
richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 1:15 pm
richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 11:22 pm

Fuck off Southgate
pisss
what is point of Southgate?

fuck off Southgate.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:32 pm**

england have beaten brazil four times, ever (out of 27 matches)

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:33 pm**

gareth southgate was manager for all 23 of those non-wins, but not even one of the actual wins

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:33 pm**

i just checked and that fact is 100% true

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:36 am**

Even when we won the 'prestigious' Le Tournoi in 1997, we lost to Alan's Brazil.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:48 pm**

I welled up a bit watching Eriksson manage Liverpool Legends, I have to admit.

Posted: **Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:21 pm**

Lovely Eriksson

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:06 pm**

C'mon
y
m
r
u
!

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:06 pm**

well, wales fucked that up really (by deciding to play for penalties in extra time and then not being any good at penalties)

Posted: **Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:06 pm**

and also by ever discovering that dan james had welsh parents

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:46 am**

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:32 pm**

Would it be against the rules if the England team all wore Harry Kane latex masks during matches?

Posted: **Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:50 pm**

That depends if they have woke flags on or not

Posted: **Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:43 pm**

Fair play to Alonso for sticking with Leverkusen for another season.

Posted: **Sat Mar 30, 2024 1:08 pm**

Posted: **Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:42 pm**

hibs here with jackie chan on free kick duty

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68704147

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:59 am**

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 1:08 pm

"Adidas bans fans from adding ‘44’ to German team football shirt"
https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ball-shirt

Loony leftie wokery, I reckons!

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:02 am**

dng wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:42 pm hibs here with jackie chan on free kick duty

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68704147

Ha! Jackie Chan does Shaolin Soccer!

Posted: **Sun Apr 14, 2024 1:41 pm**

C'mon Leverkusen! A win to-day, and the curse of Kane continues!

Posted: **Sun Apr 14, 2024 2:52 pm**

aren't they already 10 points ahead or something

Posted: **Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:42 pm**

Indeed they are (were)!

A first league win for Neverkusen - hurrah!

Posted: **Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:43 pm**

Liverpool and Arsenal, you have messed up.

Posted: **Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:04 pm**

shiteball

Posted: **Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:14 pm**

Instead of booing an underperforming player, you could... whip them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K0z23ppOkE

Posted: **Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:23 pm**

jesus

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:49 pm**

General Franco's men do it again! Hurrah!

Posted: **Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:12 am**

Bad luck Coventry! What a helluva comeback, and should I rewatch the game in the future, I'll stop before the penalties, and pretend the match went to a replay!

Posted: **Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:10 am**

the worse man united play, the less likely it is they lose, somehow

Posted: **Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:22 am**

also not that this is going to mean anything to anyone but me, but the man that does the southend radio commentaries and has done ever since i started listening to southend matches on the radio when i was about 12 retired this weekend after 35 years of presumably mostly utter misery

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68868990

commentating on southend uselessly losing, fittingly

Posted: **Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:23 am**

its actually made me quite sad in a way

Posted: **Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:43 pm**

Antony latches onto a terrible Burnley pass in midfield, bursts into the box and slots a shot into the bottom corner.

Then he celebrates with a Sonic the Hedgehog toy.

Posted: **Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:44 pm**

I hope they sent him off, disallowed the goal, and then have man united relegated for this

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:49 am**

Sounds reasonable to me, Davuss!

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2024 5:27 pm**

dng wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:22 am also not that this is going to mean anything to anyone but me, but the man that does the southend radio commentaries and has done ever since i started listening to southend matches on the radio when i was about 12 retired this weekend after 35 years of presumably mostly utter misery

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68868990

commentating on southend uselessly losing, fittingly

you think that is bad, you should look up Vin Scully.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2024 12:31 am**

Congratulations to Bromley are in order! I believe they are a team located in the South of Britain?

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2024 11:56 am**

132 years old without ever making the league before. which is pretty impressive

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2024 1:33 pm**

Aren't they the oldest team in the universe, or something

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2024 7:10 pm**

no champions league commentary on radio five, and not even a minute by minute on the guardian. is the champions league dead now or something?

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2024 7:24 pm**

oh wait there is a guardian minute by minute, its just not linked to anywhere at all on their football pages

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2024 7:25 pm**

which is nice

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2024 8:44 pm**

dng wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 7:10 pm is the champions league dead now or something?

No red blooded true Englishman would sully their faculties with this most foreign of tournaments.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2024 8:56 pm**

Well, I know who I'll be supporting in the final!

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2024 9:04 pm**

carlo ancelotti's eyebrow

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2024 10:04 pm**

I just hope his eyebrow plays it cagey at first, paces itself, and then goes for it at around the 70 minute mark.

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