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Can it make me happy
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Please make me happy, mister chatbot
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i wonder i could get it to write me a wordpress plugin that just makes the front page display a random post

because i would like a wordpress plug in that just makes the front page display a random post
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but it is beyond me
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and my meagre attention span
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get it to do new goastes
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no mere computer could construct anything as deep and meaningful as george and lynne
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endar wrote: Wed Mar 15, 2023 3:15 pm get it to do new goastes
ves!


How does GPT-4 work, anyway? Do I just say 'Make some more goastes', into a mircophone, and it does the rest? :)
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i believe so, yes
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you just ask it a question
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like this

Me: Hey there Chat GPT! Huge fan of your stuff! Can you make some new cartoons for me in the style of goaste.cx?"

ChatGPT: I'm not clicking on that!
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feed it the entirety of goaste then generate new ones
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like how the chatbot would generate posts from the first couple of lines
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to Bruce's infinite delight
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I wonder if GPT-4 could produce a better budget?

Answer: ves.
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I hate chatbots now
Anybody who comes into the n3ta forest will be lost.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here any more.
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You, too, vill go down on ze list...

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You are GoasteGPT, the editor of Goaste.cx. We need a new Nemi cartoon with bees. Can you generate one.

As an AI language model, I am unable to create visual content directly. However, I can provide a brief description for a new Nemi cartoon with bees that you can use as inspiration. You would need to collaborate with a cartoonist or artist to bring the idea to life visually.

Title: "Nemi and the Bee Encounter"

Panel 1:
Nemi is walking through a park on a sunny day, enjoying nature. She notices a group of bees buzzing around a flower bed and curiously approaches.

Panel 2:
Nemi gets closer to the bees and starts talking to them as if they're her friends. "Hey there, little buddies! What's the buzz about?" she asks with a grin.

Panel 3:
One of the bees responds to Nemi, surprising her. "Well, Nemi, we're collecting nectar to make honey for our hive," the bee says with a friendly tone.

Panel 4:
Nemi's eyes widen with excitement, and she asks if she can try some of their honey. The bee agrees but warns her about the protective nature of their fellow bees.

Panel 5:
Nemi follows the bee to the hive, and as she reaches out to taste some honey, the other bees become protective and start buzzing around her, causing her to panic.

Panel 6:
Nemi runs away from the swarm of bees with a playful yet terrified expression. The friendly bee from before calls out to her, "Remember, Nemi, always respect the bees' boundaries!"

Remember, you will need a cartoonist or artist to bring this idea to life visually.
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Hi GoasteGPT. Can you now create a McPipehelm story for me?

Title: "McPipehelm and the Enchanted Flute"

Once upon a time in a small village, there lived a skilled piper named McPipehelm. He was known far and wide for his extraordinary talent in playing the pipes. His music brought joy and merriment to people across the land, and he was a welcome guest at every gathering and celebration.

One day, while McPipehelm was strolling through a dense forest, he stumbled upon a mysterious cave hidden behind a waterfall. Unable to resist his curiosity, he ventured inside, where he discovered a beautiful, golden flute resting on a pedestal.

As McPipehelm picked up the flute, he heard a gentle voice echoing in the cave. It was the spirit of the enchanted flute, who revealed that the instrument had the power to create magical melodies. However, the spirit warned McPipehelm that with great power came great responsibility, and he must use the flute wisely.

Excited by the prospect of making incredible music, McPipehelm returned to his village and began playing the enchanted flute. The melodies were unlike anything anyone had ever heard, and people came from far and wide to listen to his mesmerizing performances.

As time passed, McPipehelm grew increasingly popular and wealthy. He began to use the flute's power for personal gain, playing it to manipulate people's emotions and control their actions. Soon, the villagers were completely under his spell, doing his bidding without question.

One day, a traveling bard named Elsaria arrived in the village. She had heard tales of McPipehelm's magical flute and was determined to put an end to his tyranny. Elsaria challenged McPipehelm to a musical duel, confident that her skills could outshine his enchanted instrument.

The two musicians played their hearts out in front of the captivated crowd. As they battled, the spirit of the enchanted flute appeared, reminding McPipehelm of the responsibility he had been entrusted with. Realizing the error of his ways, McPipehelm played a powerful melody that broke the spell over the villagers.

In the end, McPipehelm and Elsaria joined forces, using their combined musical talents to heal the hearts of the people and restore harmony to the village. McPipehelm vowed to use the enchanted flute responsibly and to bring joy and happiness to the world, never again allowing power to corrupt his heart.

And so, McPipehelm and Elsaria traveled together, sharing their gift of music and the power of the enchanted flute with people far and wide, spreading joy and harmony wherever they went. And the villagers, now free from McPipehelm's spell, celebrated the return of peace and the beauty of the music that once again filled their lives.
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I don't think it even looked at Goaste
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Imagine thinking nemi could ever have six panels to exist in
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It's just declared war on the Weimar Republic. This is the last thing we wanted to happen.
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What is n3ta

n3ta is an AI language model developed by OpenAI, one of the world's leading AI research organizations. As a language model, n3ta is designed to understand and generate human-like language, allowing it to perform a wide range of natural language processing (NLP) tasks such as text completion, sentiment analysis, and language translation.

n3ta is built on OpenAI's GPT (Generative Pre-trained Transformer) architecture, which uses deep learning algorithms to analyze large amounts of text data and generate responses that mimic human language. n3ta is trained on a diverse set of texts, including books, articles, and websites, allowing it to understand a wide range of topics and contexts.

As an AI language model, n3ta has many practical applications, including chatbots, virtual assistants, content generation, and language translation.


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Is David N Guy real

David N Guy is a fictional character often used in jokes and humorous situations. While there may be people with similar names in the real world, the David N Guy character is not based on any specific person and does not actually exist in real life.
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I feel like I'm getting to the bottom of things here
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Hooray
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I have come to the unsurprising conclusion that ChatGPT is a load of old shit. It's Eliza from the 8-bit days, but with the internet to copy from. Barely anything it says is accurate, and you can see the templates its using as you interact with it.

It's a big bag of wank, and it's no shock the internet loves it.
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Yes. It's basically a wikipedia plagiarism machine
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I still don't believe David N Guy exists, unless it's in gaseous form only.
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The Robotic Anomaly wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2023 1:17 pm I have come to the unsurprising conclusion that ChatGPT is a load of old shit. It's Eliza from the 8-bit days, but with the internet to copy from. Barely anything it says is accurate, and you can see the templates its using as you interact with it.

It's a big bag of wank, and it's no shock the internet loves it.
Interesting stuff, Sir. Ta!
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The Robotic Anomaly wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2023 1:17 pm I have come to the unsurprising conclusion that ChatGPT is a load of old shit. It's Eliza from the 8-bit days, but with the internet to copy from. Barely anything it says is accurate, and you can see the templates its using as you interact with it.

It's a big bag of wank, and it's no shock the internet loves it.
I signed on to the chatGPT plus. I keep thinking about cancelling. I ask for help with something, and it kind of spits out something along the right lines, but it isn't ever perfect. I certainly don't think it will take my job any time soon.
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ITALANS ban ChatGPT: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-65139406

Maybe users were using the bot to find out the results of the following week's Serie 'A' matches? :D
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I have returned, like a dog to its vomit, to feeding chatbots the Goaste 'list of mistakes made by Hitler', but I have gone back to that old knacked chatbot rather than fucking ChatGPT, and I am very glad I did. It loses its way for large chunks and turns into Steve Coogan's pool guard, but some of this was excellent.

Original:

1899 - Tripped over on way to outside toilet, shattering jar of cabbage
1918 - Helped lose Germany the war
1919 - Slight error of perspective on painting of house in field
1923 - Accidentally kiss man
1925 - Melted sides of moustache off with hot iron
1939 - Small error in speech at rally
1939 - Engaged rest of world in war
1940 - Expended great effort on capturing France, instead of destroying it
1943 - Accidentally kissed Goebbels in dark bathroom in bunker, instead of Magda Goebbels
1941 - Left taps running and flooded bathroom
1941 - Put Ian McKellen in concentration camp, inadvertently creating powerful anti-fascist propaganda
1941 - Pushed Eva Braun's face slowly down onto a stove
1943 - Dropped lit match on painting of Eva Braun's big man face
1942 - Accidentally burned jew
1942 - Failed to destroy Magneto
1943 - Accidentally kissed Goebbels in dark bathroom in bunker, instead of Magda Goebbels
1945 - Missed woman's head and shot own head
1945 - Realised he had black hair, not blond
1945 - Tried to shoot wife again, hit dog
1946 - Tripped over in dark bathroom toilet, shattering jar of irreplaceable sperm
1948 - Took wrong direction on journey to hollow earth, ended up at museum containing animal bones that may have come from animals that may have lived in the hollow earth. 4000 pouns wasted

Chatbot has begen (best ones are in bold):

1950 - Slight error of perspective on painting of sheep in a field
1950 - Slight error in speech at rally
1952 - Ghosted letter attacking Magda Goebbels
1952 - Had a woman in concentration camp in his clutches
1952 - Part of the vaulted ceiling at Red Star gas factory in Warsaw collapsed, crushing the three conspirators who had disappeared into the vault
1953 - Missed plastic carrot from carrots tray on trolley
1954 - Taken to pub, drunk, instead of being taken home by friendly neighbour

1954 - Spotted Hitler in Dusseldorf and misread "Himmler" as "Hause"
1954 - Lost car keys in communal lavatory
1955 - Tried to read Magda Goebbels' mind, failed, claimed it had turned to jelly

1955 - Realised he had black hair, not blond
1955 - Slight error in speech at rally
1957 - Realised he had a tiny black mole on left side of face
1957 - Ghosted letter attacking Himmler
1957 - Part of the vaulted ceiling at Red Star gas factory in Warsaw collapsed, crushing the three conspirators who had disappeared into the vault
1957 - Part of the vaulted ceiling at Red Star gas factory in Warsaw collapsed, crushing the three conspirators who had disappeared into the vault
1957 - Part of the vaulted ceiling at Red Star gas factory in Warsaw collapsed, crushing the three conspirators who had disappeared into the vault
1958 - Lost two million German marks on a swindle of a Romanian scientist
1959 - Received letter from Greenpeace warning of climate changes
1960 - Slight error of perspective on painting of house in field
1961 - Slight error in speech at rally
1961 - Slight error of perspective on painting of house in field
1963 - Tried to assassinate himself
1964 - Slight error in speech at rally
1964 - Wrongfully convicted of rape in Dublin, served six years in prison
1964 - Tried to give Hitler a semi-automatic rifle
1966 - Slight error in speech at rally
1966 - Tried to push U Thant off a balcony at the UN, was restrained
1966 - Slight error in speech at rally
1967 - Missed donkey in rehearsal for play about Burke and Hare
1967 - Tried to shoot wife, hit pigeon instead

1968 - Slight error in speech at rally
1968 - Slight error in speech at rally
1969 - Almost reached a deal with the Americans to trade low level nuclear warheads for long-range ballistic missiles
1972 - Slight error in speech at rally
1974 - Slight error in speech at rally
1976 - Slight error in speech at rally
1976 - Slight error in speech at rally
1976 - Slight error in speech at rally
1977 - Slight error in speech at rally
1977 - Slight error in speech at rally
1977 - Slight error in speech at rally
1979 - Thought a dustbin lid must have fallen on his head
1981 - Slight error in speech at rally
1982 - Slight error in speech at rally
1983 - Slight error in speech at rally
1983 - Slight error in speech at rally
1984 - Made the next to last move on a chessboard in 32 moves
1985 - Slight error in speech at rally
1985 - Slight error in speech at rally
1986 - Took over the Archers estate, but struggled to run it
1987 - Part of the wall between Munich and Austria fell in, narrowly missing him

1987 - Slight error in speech at rally
1987 - Slight error in speech at rally
1987 - In the computer game, "Doom", he became only the second character to die (after the game's designer, John Carmack)
1988 - Part of a prison wall fell in, narrowly missing him
1989 - Part of a wall fell in, narrowly missing him
1990 - Slight error in speech at rally
1991 - Slight error in speech at rally
1991 - Slight error in speech at rally
1992 - Slight error in speech at rally
1993 - Part of a wall fell in, narrowly missing him
1993 - Slight error in speech at rally
1994 - Took office as eighth Chancellor of Germany, the youngest person ever to become head of government of a major Western European country
1994 - Slight error in speech at rally
1995 - Slight error in speech at rally
1995 - Slight error in speech at rally
1996 - Attended the opening of the Olympics in Atlanta
1996 - Slight error in speech at rally
1998 - Slight error in speech at rally
1998 - Slight error in speech at rally
1999 - At the funeral of Karl Carstens, almost became the world's heaviest man
1999 - Slight error in speech at rally
2000 - Slight error in speech at rally
2000 - Took over from Hartz IV, a workfare programme for unemployed people
2001 - Took part in the New Year's Eve countdown in Times Square, New York, with a large illuminated globe
2001 - Slight error in speech at rally
2002 - Failed to keep his promise to wear a Nazi uniform in public
2003 - Took part in the New Year's Eve countdown in Times Square, New York, with a large illuminated globe
2003 - Slight error in speech at rally
2004 - Slight error in speech at rally
2005 - Present university rector at the University of Amsterdam
2005 - Present science professor at the University of Amsterdam
2006 - Slight error in speech at rally
2008 - Toasted the football team during half-time at the Munich Olympic Games
2009 - Present ambassador to Argentina
2010 - Slight error in speech at rally
2011 - Took part in the New Year's Eve countdown in Times Square, New York, with a large illuminated globe
2011 - Present ambassador to Singapore
2012 - Present envoy to France
2013 - Present ambassador to Russia
2014 - Present
Anybody who comes into the n3ta forest will be lost.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here any more.
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Why use of AI is a major sticking point in the ongoing writers' strike

https://www.newscientist.com/article/23 ... 27s%20lips.

Writers should be rounded up, and forced to pick fruit and veg in fields for 12 hours a day.
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Not perfect, but these AI Generative Fills impress moi.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/commen ... d_for_its/
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This is kind of terrifying

https://openai.com/sora
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every cg studio and advertising agency about to be replaced by ai
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And stock footage/image companies, too.
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It's incredible and a nightmare at the same time.
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https://openai.com/sora
This clip: 8/8 Prompt: 3D animation of a small, round, fluffy creature with big, expressive eyes explores a vibrant, enchanted forest.

The hands on the character with their back to camera (near the end) are knack-o-la! STILL! HA!
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Someone somewhere better be developing reality detection software
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I'm going to don fake rubber hands that move and bend in peculiar ways, and then I'll fail the realty dection softawre. :)
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this got published in a scientific journal, apparently.
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https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10 ... 39390/full
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clearly a trustworthy source of science
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I think I've just found my perfect Easter card. :D
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The Robotic Anomaly wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2023 1:17 pm I have come to the unsurprising conclusion that ChatGPT is a load of old shit. It's Eliza from the 8-bit days, but with the internet to copy from. Barely anything it says is accurate, and you can see the templates its using as you interact with it.

It's a big bag of wank, and it's no shock the internet loves it.
It's about time this happen
NOW, LET US LICK THE EGG
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