Motion Pictures (that anuse me)

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jan 25, 2023 3:10 am

FND was an odd one for me - I liked approximately 50% of most episodes, but there was always something in each episode, be it a plot line, swearing or unpleasantness between characters, that put me off the show!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Wed Jan 25, 2023 8:24 am

Every episode of Space 1999 is on BritBox. Crikey, Martin Landau is dull.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jan 26, 2023 2:36 am

I didn't know BritBox was still going - I thought it'd morphed into ITVX or summat.

Gravid · Post by **Gravid** » Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:48 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 2:55 am Not a film, but I tried the new HBO/BBC pirate sitcom Our Flag Means Death, larst nacht.

I wasn't impressed.

I thought the first couple of episodes were a bit poor but started to really like it once Blackbeard turned up. Then it starts to be quite funny in a cosy sort of way.

Gravid · Post by **Gravid** » Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:48 pm

vom wrote: ↑Sat Jan 14, 2023 10:32 pm I watched Aftersun and now I'm broken forever

More broken I mean

Yes.

Post by **vom** » Thu Jan 26, 2023 8:09 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jan 26, 2023 8:28 pm

Gravid wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:48 pm
blombluss wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 2:55 am Not a film, but I tried the new HBO/BBC pirate sitcom Our Flag Means Death, larst nacht.

I wasn't impressed.
I thought the first couple of episodes were a bit poor but started to really like it once Blackbeard turned up. Then it starts to be quite funny in a cosy sort of way.

That'll do me - ta for the heads up.

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:49 pm

black panther 2: shite, basically. but very very long shite

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:50 pm

this had namor in it for some reason, and really desperately needed doctor doom to turn up and toot on his horn. but he did not

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:51 pm

instead there was half hour of martin freeman bumbling around for no reason at all

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:54 pm

anyway, my sisters cancelled her disney plus subscription so presumably i'll never see another marvel film again now

Post by **endar** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:26 pm

hooray

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:35 pm

i'll have to move onto dc movies now

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:35 pm

(then the sweet oblivion of death)

Post by **vom** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 8:35 am

I probably enjoyed Aquaman more than most of the marvel ones. It has an octopus playing the drums

Post by **vom** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 8:36 am

also Willem Dafoe AND Dolph Lundgren

Post by **Mrak** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:30 am

dng wrote: ↑Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:49 pm black panther 2: shite, basically. but very very long shite

I forgot all about that. Wife wants to watch it and we have disney plus for a few more days so will probably watch it.

Post by **Mrak** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:31 am

"dng recommended it."

Post by **dng** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:59 am

surely that octopus should have got an oscar for playing willem defoe and dolph lundgren

Post by **vom** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 12:33 pm

oscarpus

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:38 pm

I have been watching the post-covid Marvel films with parents. So far we have watched Black Window (fine), Shang-Chi (quite good fun), Eternals (not as bad as I was expecting, but definitely a bit of a 'comic book film' throwback), Spidermans (more fun than good), and Doctor Strange 2 (I think this is our favourite). But I am a sap for comic book films.

Post by **endar** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 12:43 am

haven't seen any of those

Post by **dng** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 3:30 pm

i really actively disliked dr strange 2 (rather than merely passively disliking most of the others)

Post by **dng** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 3:31 pm

i liked the the first 2 thirds or so of shang chi though, and would probably watch another one of that if they make it

Post by **Pual** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 5:31 pm

vom wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 8:36 am also Willem Dafoe AND Dolph Lundgren

And Julie Andrews!

Post by **vom** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 6:51 pm

truly the film with everything!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Feb 04, 2023 1:46 am

If I simply must watch a film with Julie Andrews in it, then it has to be Thoroughly Modern Millie. Mr Miyagi off of The Karate Kid Part II, is also in it.

Post by **Mrak** » Sat Feb 04, 2023 5:02 pm

dng wrote: ↑Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:49 pm black panther 2: shite, basically. but very very long shite

My god, this film just wouldn't end. It had been on for 3 hours and the girls wanted to go to bed and there was still more than an hour left, and that took another 4 hours to watch.

The stuff that happened made no sense either.

Jesus christ it was dull.

Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:58 pm

The Whale
Bleeeeeeeeh

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Feb 09, 2023 1:41 pm

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2023 8:24 am Every episode of Space 1999 is on BritBox. Crikey, Martin Landau is dull.

Reached the episode yesterday with Peter Bowles. BALOR!

Post by **dng** » Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:07 pm

Hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Feb 09, 2023 8:03 pm

Space Richard De Vere, as I know him.

Post by **vom** » Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:38 pm

I just watched The Beach for some reason, and there's a bit where Leonardo DiCaprio logs on to check his email and his username is just "Richard"

Post by **dng** » Mon Feb 20, 2023 10:23 pm

metropolis - the best film ever, obviously. especially the way its ultr futurism extends to the main bloke having the most awful 90s haircut ever

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Post by **dng** » Mon Feb 20, 2023 10:24 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Feb 21, 2023 1:50 pm

excellent

CandyDarling · Post by **CandyDarling** » Mon Feb 27, 2023 7:49 pm

The Inbetweeners was the shittest and most overrated pile of cack on British TV since [NAME OF GERVAIS PROJECT HERE]

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Mar 08, 2023 1:50 am

I think I'd rather watch The Inbetweeners than a Gervais project. I'm not 100% sure 'bout that, though.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 13, 2023 2:08 am

I'm currently pondering whether The Inbetweeners is better than Nearest & Dearest, starring Hylda Baker and Jimmy Jewel!

A valuable use of my time, I reckons!

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 5:54 pm

Decision to leave - new park chan wook film, that's super stylish and also basically just vertigo. I liked it

Post by **vom** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 9:17 pm

I liked it too

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 9:36 pm

hooray

Post by **dng** » Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:25 pm

Amelie: the real story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB_lTTxYSsg

i'm not quite sure why jean pierre jeunet's made this but i'm glad he has because it's quite funny

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 23, 2023 9:55 pm

night tide - a very young dennis hopper falls in love with a woman who might or might not be an evil mermaid. the most remarkable thing about this film is that the young dennis hopper is played by thomas tuchel for some reason

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Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:03 pm

dng wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 9:55 pm the most remarkable thing about this film is that the young dennis hopper is played by thomas tuchel for some reason

night-tide-4.jpg

Hehehehehehe!

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 30, 2023 9:33 pm

today i watched edith walks, adocumentary thing where a woman dressed up as edith swan neck (who was king harold's wife maybe) walks from waltham (abbey) to st leonards on sea (where william the conqueror landed i think), while she's joined by iain sinclair and alan moore spouting absolute bollocks for an hour.

anyway it was rubbish really (although the woman dressed up as edith swan neck sang some songs and they were nice), but also mostly i only watched it for the sheer oddity of mubi recommending it to me today (on my last day of mubi), when tomorrow my brother moves from waltham (stow) to st leonards on sea. which for odd coincidences was pretty high on the odd scale i'd say

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 30, 2023 9:33 pm

especially as this time last week i'd never even heard of st leonards on sea

Post by **vom** » Thu Mar 30, 2023 9:59 pm

and now you've been elected the new st leonard

Post by **dng** » Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:02 pm

it's about time

Post by **endar** » Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:10 pm

Did it show King Harold's gravestone in Waltham Abbey?