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The Mews

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2023 7:26 pm
by dng
For some reason this is what the guardian looks like on my ipad now

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... 3-12-7-23/

I quite like it

Re: The News

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:58 pm
by blombluss
Excellent!

Glitchy news for a glitch yBritain.

Re: The News

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 5:59 pm
by dng
Oh no they've fixed this now

Re: The News

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 5:59 pm
by dng
Stupid th guardian

Re: The News

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 8:21 pm
by blombluss
I think you should complain! :)

Re: The News

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 12:13 pm
by endar
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-66372259

excellent. I've found shark's teeth there but holy shit.

Also look how fucking pleased he is

Re: The News

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 1:10 pm
by dng
Excellent

Re: The News

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 2:05 pm
by blombluss
His cheeky grin is best.

Re: The News

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 1:59 pm
by richschnauzer
endar wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 12:13 pm https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-66372259

excellent. I've found shark's teeth there but holy shit.

Also look how fucking pleased he is
Natural History Museum wrote:Normally the teeth have been reworked from other deposits and rolled around which means they lose the sharp triangular shape with the serrated sides.

"This tooth shows little corrosion and its crown is near pristine and it looks like it may have been restored.

"To us this looks very similar to fossils found in Java which are regularly sold in UK fossil shops. We believe it may have been lost on the beach.
bah

Re: The News

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:07 pm
by endar
boo

Re: The News

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 7:41 pm
by blombluss
endar wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2023 12:13 pm I've found shark's teeth there.
Whut? Cool!

Also have you a shark's tooth necklace?

Re: The News

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 10:04 pm
by endar
Sadly not, but now that you mentioned it...

also yes it's quite a well known place for finding such things

Re: The News

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2023 1:50 pm
by blombluss
We don't have sharks teeth in the Black Country. It is not our way.

Re: The News

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 2:43 pm
by blombluss
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I prayed so hard my prayer juice sprayed all over the far wall.

Re: The News

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 1:44 am
by blombluss
Biden's going to lose, isn't he? His slightly knackered braine is going to bite the Democrats in the arse (ass).

Re: The News

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2024 2:40 pm
by blombluss
"Germany legalises possession of cannabis for personal use"
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/ ... ted-debate

Damn those pesky Germans with their sensible policies.

Re: The News

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 4:54 am
by An Unicorn
blombluss wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 1:44 am Biden's going to lose, isn't he? The slightly knackered braine is going to bite the Democrats in the arse (ass).
I mean, it's a right fucking choice, isn't it?

The oldest pairing of major party candidates, both of whom raise legitimate questions on age- and stress-related cognitive decline. And then one party is just openly fascist while the other couldn't sell water to a burning man.

This is all England's fault.

Re: The Mews

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:29 am
by endar
At this rate Nikki Haley might stand a chance


in 20 years

Re: The Mews

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 1:52 am
by blombluss
Nothing odd here, no siree...

"Princess of Wales: Picture agencies pull Kate photo amid 'manipulation' concerns"
https://news.sky.com/story/picture-agen ... s-13092352

Re: The Mews

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:47 am
by endar
i thought it was fake as soon as i saw it

but meh

Re: The Mews

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:59 pm
by blombluss
This photo will put a stop to all the vile Kate speculation:

https://news.sky.com/story/kate-princes ... h-13092512

Happy now, you Communists?!? :D

Re: The Mews

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 8:38 pm
by blombluss

Re: The Mews

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:28 pm
by dng
its about time this happen

Re: The Mews

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:31 pm
by endar
I'm not saying it's allens

Re: The Mews

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:39 am
by blombluss
Attach a basketball hoop to the monolith, and get ready to play a game of 3 on 3 against lifeforms from the Pleiades star cluster.

Re: The Mews

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:07 pm
by An Unicorn
blombluss wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:39 am Attach a basketball hoop to the monolith, and get ready to play a game of 3 on 3 against lifeforms from the Pleiades star cluster.
I feel I've seen this movie before...

Re: The Mews

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:51 pm
by dng
It was called The Basketball That Couldn't Slow Down

Re: The Mews

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 10:15 pm
by blombluss
I'm a bit disappoint not to make Gove's UK Extremist list, that was unveiled today. :(

Re: The Mews

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:50 pm
by blombluss
blombluss wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:59 pm This photo will put a stop to all the vile Kate speculation:

https://news.sky.com/story/kate-princes ... h-13092512

Happy now, you Communists?!? :D
BAH!

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1769819450990322114

Normal (Royal) service has been resumed. :(

Re: The Mews

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:30 pm
by blombluss
"Belgian man whose body makes its own alcohol cleared of drunk-driving"

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/ ... nk-driving

Re: The Mews

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 12:16 am
by blombluss
Twas interesting to see Labour blaming Hamas for Andy Street 'winning' (according to the rumours) the West Midlands Mayoral race.

Re: The Mews

Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 8:32 am
by dng
They didn’t do a very good job then

Re: The Mews

Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 12:21 am
by blombluss
The Pro-Palestinian candidate almost did for Parker, and the Labour chap only won by 1,500 votes - 2 of which were mine and my Moms, I like to think! :D

Re: The Mews

Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 10:40 am
by dng
What the actual fuck is wrong with the Labour Party anyway

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68982095

I mean, fucking hell

Re: The Mews

Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 11:33 am
by endar
Where to start...

Re: The Mews

Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 1:37 pm
by blombluss
I think Eurovision might be an *interesting* watch tonight.

Re: The Mews

Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 1:39 pm
by blombluss
dng wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 10:40 am What the actual fuck is wrong with the Labour Party anyway

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68982095

I mean, fucking hell
Yeah, but something, something, Diane Abbott... rinse and repeat...

Re: The Mews

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 7:18 pm
by blombluss
blombluss wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 1:37 pm I think Eurovision might be an *interesting* watch tonight.
I thought the UK's song and performance was poor, and I think we were lucky to get the points we did, even factoring in the zero points score from the public!