Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:21 am
Someone broke into our shed, but not only did they not take anything, they also left their bolt cutters. So I guess we're a pair of bolt cutters up on the deal?
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Re: Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:31 am
Best crime
Re: Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 1:23 pm
Maybe they were releasing a ghost
Re: Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 1:24 pm
And then they ran away with the ghost
Re: Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 2:04 pm
I guess they didn't want our
- Cheapest Argos Lawn Mower
- 3ft Christmas Tree
- Bag of miscellaneous proprietary chargers I surely must need some day
- Cheapest Argos Lawn Mower
- 3ft Christmas Tree
- Bag of miscellaneous proprietary chargers I surely must need some day
Re: Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:14 pm
Do we all have to provide alibis for the day/night in question?
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPAH!!! WE ALL DIE TONIGHT!!!
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPAH!!! WE ALL DIE TONIGHT!!!
Re: Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:14 pm
Also, poor Trig.
Re: Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:44 pm
I mean they failed to spot my essentially brand new bike sitting unlocked 30m away.
It's chained to the garden fork now, that'll stop 'em.
It's chained to the garden fork now, that'll stop 'em.
Re: Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:09 pm
The garden fork is chained to the garden knife
Re: Shed
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2021 7:49 pm
That could be added to their 'Wanted - Dead Or Alive' description - "unobservant"The Robotic Anomaly wrote: ↑Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:44 pm I mean they failed to spot my essentially brand new bike sitting unlocked 30m away.
It's chained to the garden fork now, that'll stop 'em.
