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The Robotic Anomaly
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Someone broke into our shed, but not only did they not take anything, they also left their bolt cutters. So I guess we're a pair of bolt cutters up on the deal?
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Best crime
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Maybe they were releasing a ghost
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And then they ran away with the ghost
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I guess they didn't want our

- Cheapest Argos Lawn Mower
- 3ft Christmas Tree
- Bag of miscellaneous proprietary chargers I surely must need some day
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Do we all have to provide alibis for the day/night in question?

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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPAH!!! WE ALL DIE TONIGHT!!!
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Also, poor Trig.
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I mean they failed to spot my essentially brand new bike sitting unlocked 30m away.

It's chained to the garden fork now, that'll stop 'em.
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The garden fork is chained to the garden knife
Anybody who comes into the n3ta forest will be lost.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here any more.
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The Robotic Anomaly wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:44 pm I mean they failed to spot my essentially brand new bike sitting unlocked 30m away.

It's chained to the garden fork now, that'll stop 'em.
That could be added to their 'Wanted - Dead Or Alive' description - "unobservant"

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