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do you sometimes think it's a dream?
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The Complete Violent Penguin (Series Two)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzMRRd43ZOc
The Concurrent Violent Penguin (Series Two)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27uDVNkyMFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzMRRd43ZOc
The Concurrent Violent Penguin (Series Two)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27uDVNkyMFc
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bertha is more terrifying than i ever remembered
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Well if you will insist on being part of the Apple ecosystem...
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The Concurrent Violent Penguin (Series One and Two)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThEIEwtzCkc
I think this might be Violent Penguin's most potent form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThEIEwtzCkc
I think this might be Violent Penguin's most potent form
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(there's also a full series on eand two compilation here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rKGS1mV5fE or will be eventually when it uploads)
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but don't watch that watch the concurrent one instead
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I did and my mind imploded.
Would watch again.
Would watch again.
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it is time that happened
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Couldn't you have used Senokot?Chortle Hound wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 1:30 am Hooray!
Concurrent violent penguin has shifted my paradigm.
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At altitude or at sea level?
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The Complete Violent Penguin (Series Three)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBQc0ywMouw
Toby Vok was known to be obsessed with the prospect of Violent Penguin becoming "syndicated", and as such strived to create enough episodes to reach the magic number of episodes that would allow the show to be eligible for the honour (28). Operating under the mistaken belief that cyrillic was simply the latin alphabet in mirror image, he hoped no one would notice that episodes 15-28 were simply episodes 14-1 flipped and reversed, but rather entirely new episodes titled for the emerging Russian market. However, his ruse was swiftly discovered, and he was soon blacklisted by every major broadcaster in every major country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBQc0ywMouw
Toby Vok was known to be obsessed with the prospect of Violent Penguin becoming "syndicated", and as such strived to create enough episodes to reach the magic number of episodes that would allow the show to be eligible for the honour (28). Operating under the mistaken belief that cyrillic was simply the latin alphabet in mirror image, he hoped no one would notice that episodes 15-28 were simply episodes 14-1 flipped and reversed, but rather entirely new episodes titled for the emerging Russian market. However, his ruse was swiftly discovered, and he was soon blacklisted by every major broadcaster in every major country
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(except Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua, Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bosnia Herzegovina, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Burkina, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Canada, Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Chad, Chile, China, Colombia, Comoros, Congo, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, D.R. Congo, Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic, East Timor, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Essex, Estonia, Ethiopia, Fiji, Finland, France, Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Hull, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Ivory Coast, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kiribati, Kosovo, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Malta, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mexico, Micronesia, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, North Korea, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Rwanda, St Kitts and Nevis, St Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Africa, South Korea, South Sudan, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Suriname, Swaziland, Sweden, Switzerland, Syria, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand, Togo, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Tuvalu, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United States Of America, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican City, Venezuela, Vietnam, Yemen, Zambia, and Zimbabwe)
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The Concurrent Violent Penguin (Series One, Two and Three)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DffP01wLfM
Patterns emerge where none before were seen. Patterns submerge where before they were seen. Order and chaos become as one. Chaos and order undone to none. This is the underlying reality of our world. This is what Violent Penguin has begun to reveal. The cycle shall continue the cycle shall not end. Soon all shall be penguin. Soon all shall be [TRANSMISSION ENDS]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DffP01wLfM
Patterns emerge where none before were seen. Patterns submerge where before they were seen. Order and chaos become as one. Chaos and order undone to none. This is the underlying reality of our world. This is what Violent Penguin has begun to reveal. The cycle shall continue the cycle shall not end. Soon all shall be penguin. Soon all shall be [TRANSMISSION ENDS]
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Violent Penguin cannot be stopped
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Hehehehe! I salute thee!dng wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 5:37 pm The Concurrent Violent Penguin (Series One, Two and Three)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DffP01wLfM
Patterns emerge where none before were seen. Patterns submerge where before they were seen. Order and chaos become as one. Chaos and order undone to none. This is the underlying reality of our world. This is what Violent Penguin has begun to reveal. The cycle shall continue the cycle shall not end. Soon all shall be penguin. Soon all shall be [TRANSMISSION ENDS]
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For some reason I just added all these as separate episodes to the violent penguin playlist page (the reason is one of completionism)dng wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 5:12 pm The Complete Violent Penguin (Series Three)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBQc0ywMouw
Toby Vok was known to be obsessed with the prospect of Violent Penguin becoming "syndicated", and as such strived to create enough episodes to reach the magic number of episodes that would allow the show to be eligible for the honour (28). Operating under the mistaken belief that cyrillic was simply the latin alphabet in mirror image, he hoped no one would notice that episodes 15-28 were simply episodes 14-1 flipped and reversed, but rather entirely new episodes titled for the emerging Russian market. However, his ruse was swiftly discovered, and he was soon blacklisted by every major broadcaster in every major country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VDQIdV ... F&index=18
if for some reason you want to watch them all separately, but also all in a row
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also, coming soon: violent penguin goes to the moon
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Violent Penguin - Episode #29: Violent Penguin Is On The Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCbZYwGK5tg
The unbroadcast (and some say unbroadcastable) fourth series of Violent Penguin was quite a departure from earlier episodes, and may prove jarring to viewers used to the classic Violent Penguin style. Changes made to this series include:
- Set on the moon
- Filmed on the moon
- Dutch angle on zoom section
- Not enough to see or do on the moon
In this episode, the first of the series, Violent Penguin is on the moon. He has only just arrived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCbZYwGK5tg
The unbroadcast (and some say unbroadcastable) fourth series of Violent Penguin was quite a departure from earlier episodes, and may prove jarring to viewers used to the classic Violent Penguin style. Changes made to this series include:
- Set on the moon
- Filmed on the moon
- Dutch angle on zoom section
- Not enough to see or do on the moon
In this episode, the first of the series, Violent Penguin is on the moon. He has only just arrived.
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Episode 30: Violent Penguin Is Still On The Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UdmDHMZiGU
In this episode, the second of the series, Violent Penguin is still on the moon. He has been there a while now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UdmDHMZiGU
In this episode, the second of the series, Violent Penguin is still on the moon. He has been there a while now.
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Violent Penguin - Episode 31: Violent Penguin Is Still Still On The Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtFPNzotFg0
In this episode, the third of the fourth series, Violent Penguin is still still on the moon. He has been there quite a while now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtFPNzotFg0
In this episode, the third of the fourth series, Violent Penguin is still still on the moon. He has been there quite a while now.
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i have seen these i watched them with my eyes also hip-hip-huzzah!
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Violent Penguin has gone too far this time
Literally
The moon is quite far away
Literally
The moon is quite far away
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Violent Penguin - Episode 32: Violent Penguin Finds A Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tN1RiUqm1I
In this episode, the fourth of the fourth series, Violent Penguin is on the moon. He is still discovering new things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tN1RiUqm1I
In this episode, the fourth of the fourth series, Violent Penguin is on the moon. He is still discovering new things.
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There's three more still to go (it is very slow uploading things to youtube)
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I started at 2 this afternoon
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I found it too much to take in!dng wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 6:40 pm Violent Penguin - Episode 32: Violent Penguin Finds A Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tN1RiUqm1I
In this episode, the fourth of the fourth series, Violent Penguin is on the moon. He is still discovering new things.
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Violent Penguin - Episode 33: Violent Penguin Finds Some More Rocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yzt13-rEN4
In this episode, the fifth of the fourth series, Violent Penguin is on the moon. He is still still discovering new things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yzt13-rEN4
In this episode, the fifth of the fourth series, Violent Penguin is on the moon. He is still still discovering new things.
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Violent Penguin - Episode 34: An Abandoned Car!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1HGYoCY4
An abandoned car!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1HGYoCY4
An abandoned car!
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Violent Penguin - Episode 35: Not Enough To See Or Do On The Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHwjAKapOw
In this, the final episode of the fourth series, Violent Penguin is on the moon. There is not enough to see or do on the moon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHwjAKapOw
In this, the final episode of the fourth series, Violent Penguin is on the moon. There is not enough to see or do on the moon.
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The Concurrent Violent Penguin (Series Four)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6REKXkmSDY8
The unbroadcast (and some say unbroadcastable) fourth series of Violent Penguin was quite a departure from earlier episodes, and proved jarring to viewers used to the classic Violent Penguin style, and harrowing to viewers unused to the moon.
In the final episode, it is implied that Violent Penguin eventually returned to earth, perhaps to undertake untold adventures over the many long years of his life to come. Yet many observers have suggested that the great tragedy suggested by The Concurrent Violent Penguin (Series Four) is that Violent Penguin never left the moon, and was trapped there forever.
Toby Vok is known to dispute the idea that this was a tragedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6REKXkmSDY8
The unbroadcast (and some say unbroadcastable) fourth series of Violent Penguin was quite a departure from earlier episodes, and proved jarring to viewers used to the classic Violent Penguin style, and harrowing to viewers unused to the moon.
In the final episode, it is implied that Violent Penguin eventually returned to earth, perhaps to undertake untold adventures over the many long years of his life to come. Yet many observers have suggested that the great tragedy suggested by The Concurrent Violent Penguin (Series Four) is that Violent Penguin never left the moon, and was trapped there forever.
Toby Vok is known to dispute the idea that this was a tragedy.
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And that's the end of Violent Penguin
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Violent Penguin probably owes some royalties to Pokey for these adventures of his upon the moon
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I love him sat on the abandoned car. I don't know why, I just do!dng wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 6:57 pm Violent Penguin - Episode 34: An Abandoned Car!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1HGYoCY4
An abandoned car!
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so do i. lovely lonely violent penguin
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i wish i was on the moon
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I wouldn't mind going there, either. Mars? Too far away. Venus? Too mental.
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I just watched all 35 violent penguin episodes all in a row (plays how many concurrent ones there are) and now I feel like I am a changed man in many ways
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I suggest society adopts the BVP (Before Violent Penguin) / PVP (Post Violent Penguin) system for measuring time, as a way of helping us all understand where we are, where we were, and where we'll be!
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i found this todayblombluss wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:22 amHave you tried dicking about with the Notevibes speech synth, Davo, for narration purposes? And maybe https://freesound.org for bkg sounds?
I'd offer my services for the narration, but noone deserves to have their work spoilt by the hybrid voice of Stan Collymore and Noddy Holder!
https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk
which looks useful, nice
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A nice find, David. Bookmarked it, an' all.