Absurd old TV / movie things

CandyDarling · Post by **CandyDarling** » Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:35 pm

Message for the Millennium - DJ Barefoot Doctor

Or, Chris Morris' "Club News" sketch from Blue Jam, but apparently real.

Post by **dng** » Fri Mar 19, 2021 3:01 pm

Amazing

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 19, 2021 3:40 pm

He was legit, alright. Yup, past tense.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 19, 2021 3:41 pm

Interestin' to see, mind! *thumbs up*

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Mar 19, 2021 8:23 pm

not a spoof, apparently.

Post by **dng** » Fri Mar 19, 2021 10:13 pm

television terrifies me

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Mar 20, 2021 12:24 am

That's why I pretty much only watch old sitcoms!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Mar 20, 2021 12:26 am

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Fri Mar 19, 2021 8:23 pm not a spoof, apparently.

Also, sesy. And I don't just mean John Stapleton, either!

I, of course, also mean Frankuss Howuss.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Mar 20, 2021 4:13 pm

I watched the first episode from the second series of 'Potter' last night, and it left me furious. Potter (Arthur Lowe) is just a total wanker, and I hope his wife poisons him good in a later episode!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Mar 21, 2021 2:20 am

Tonight, I watched the first episode from the third series of 'Potter' - Arthur Lowe had passed away just before filming began on series three, so he was hurriedly replaced by Robin Bailey, and it's just a better performance, which lifts the show, somewhat. Kinda surprised me, to be honest.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:44 am

Mackenzie Crook's Worzel Gummidge is resuming filming this summer, British Comedy Guide can reveal.

It is currently unconfirmed how many new episodes of the BBC One family comedy drama are being made.

However, pre-production is now underway for a ten-week shoot in Hertfordshire and Bedfordshire from June, whilst folk band The Unthanks, who provide the score for the hit series, based on the popular children's stories by Barbara Euphan Todd, have tweeted that there will be three new episodes airing at Christmas.

Hurrah! That's my premium Christmas viewing all sorted, then.

Post by **vom** » Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:31 am

Lovely. I loved the one last Christmas so much

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 3:52 pm

everything about this is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bfdaR4xMeU

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:07 am

Indeed it is!

More food adverts should contain barely controlled anger and aggression.

Post by **endar** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:58 pm

https://twitter.com/BBCArchive/status/1 ... 1212089344

This is fucking wonderful

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:02 pm

Hooray. Lovely

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:03 pm

The incredible disdain in how he says "do they like music or are they just in love with equipment" at the start is the best thing

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:03 pm

Even better than the equipment

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:33 pm

A moving montage sequence from the sarah connor/terminator tv show, where the touching scene is accompanied by a sad ballad version of "donald where's yer troosers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbupHLwQ5U

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:34 pm

amazing

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:34 pm

with bonus appearance by shirley manson

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:35 pm

looking on presumably in confused disbelief

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:37 pm

dng wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:34 pm with bonus appearance by shirley manson

https://youtu.be/OE6EFotzBoY

Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:39 pm

well i assume this was the best tv show ever then

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:41 pm

dng wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:33 pm A moving montage sequence from the sarah connor/terminator tv show, where the touching scene is accompanied by a sad ballad version of "donald where's yer troosers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbupHLwQ5U

This is Gary 'Mad World' Jules stylee x 1000!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:44 pm

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:37 pm
dng wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 7:34 pm with bonus appearance by shirley manson
https://youtu.be/OE6EFotzBoY

They've taken Marcel Duchamp's 'Fountain' piss de resistance, and extended it...

Post by **endar** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 8:07 pm

No way is it that old

fuck

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:52 pm

Bit of a curio - ORACLE, ITV's Teletext service, made education programmes for schools?

https://youtu.be/5xQcxMXuZAg

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:10 am

Amazing.

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:14 am

beautiful

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:14 am

i wish i had a trebuchet

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:25 pm

I'll buy you one, Davuss.

Taverymuch to youse both!

I swiped the music from an indent for a (obscure - I hope!) home video production company, and the rest is just me trying to channel 12 oz Mouse-ness via my love of blocky teletext graphics and grudging voicing requirements.

You will also note the VHS filter that I shoved the Flash-made file through!

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:33 pm

yes. beautiful

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:34 pm

also you're a sort of cyber punk renegade fugitive now, still using flash after its been deleted from existence

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:42 pm

Yup, I'm like Neo from The Matrix, except with more emphasis on using keyframes and motion tweens.

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:45 pm

johnny homfronic

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:50 pm

I like it! I like it!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:47 pm

Me and Jonesy's 'When Nazi Sharks Attack' video has been pulled by YouTube, as they consider it to be 'hate speech'.

I've stuck in an appeal, obviously!

S'funny tho, in't it? Of all the hate and unpleasantness you can find on Y/T, the real poison is a daft cartoon pastiche of those schlocky Discovery/History channel-type 'documentaries'!

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:52 pm

Amazing

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:54 pm

google can get fucked

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:59 pm

dng wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:52 pmAmazing

Well it certainly made my morning more interestin, and now I feel like an edgier Paul Joseph Watson!

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:00 pm

Personally I think this flirtation with far right imagery should go on your permanent record

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:01 pm

A promotion to gb news and/or the House of Lords shall be yours within the year

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:02 pm

dng wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:00 pm Personally I think this flirtation with far right imagery should go on your permanent record

Woo! Hoo!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:04 pm

dng wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:01 pm A promotion to gb news and/or the House of Lords shall be yours within the year

Hurrah! My work has always had a strong anti-libtard/snowflake element running through it!

Post by **endar** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:16 pm

Complete and utter fuck bastards

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:18 pm

BALLS TO AFRICA

I MEAN YOUTUBE

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:12 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:47 pm I've stuck in an appeal, obviously!

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Hi,

We have reviewed your appeal for the following content:

Video: When Nazi Sharks Attack

We reviewed your content carefully, and have confirmed that it violates our hate speech policy. We know this is probably disappointing news, but it's our job to make sure that YouTube is a safe place for all.

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Curse those pesky sharks!

Oh well!

Post by **endar** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:54 pm

hate... speech...

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:32 pm

If you wanted this to stay on the internet forever you should have included some racist abuse and sent it to a footballer who's just played slightly less well than they would usually play