Vroom vroom vroom

Post by **dng** » Mon Dec 13, 2021 9:08 pm

hopefully the court case takes so long they won't even know who's world champion by the time the series airs

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:50 am

endar wrote: ↑Mon Dec 13, 2021 8:55 pm that's pretty much already happening with the netflix series

making the whole thing a soap opera, creating drama

Oh, really? I didn't know 'bout that.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Mar 20, 2022 8:49 pm

I'm thinking of Red Bull at this most trying of times...

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 25, 2022 8:53 pm

This weekend random missile attacks are being introduced into F1 to 'pep' up the racing.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Apr 10, 2022 4:03 pm

That'll do me!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:28 pm

Why do the teams tell their drivers to box when they want them in the pits?

It's the wrong sport!!!!!!!!111111111111

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:28 pm

Best joke

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:32 pm

Boxboxboxbox (said in Brian butterfield voice)

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:44 pm

FFSF! The last 'F' is for Ferrari.

Post by **endar** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 3:14 pm

Hooray for McLaren, lovely Lando, not being shit again

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 26, 2022 2:28 pm

endar wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 3:14 pm Hooray for McLaren, lovely Lando, not being shit again

My second favourite one just behind Calrissian.

Post by **dng** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 5:18 pm

its good to see that the lesson f1 learnt from last season was that it needed to be even more farcically inept and blatantly corrupt

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:19 pm

Indeedy. Bah!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:36 am

Take your time, FIA. There's no rush or owt.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 29, 2022 1:31 am

blombluss wrote: ↑Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:36 am Take your time, FIA. There's no rush or owt.

Just a mild slap on the wanger for RB

Noone is surprised

Post by **dng** » Sat Oct 29, 2022 9:47 am

things i shouldn't have bothered to watch etc etc

Post by **endar** » Sat Oct 29, 2022 3:40 pm

Ever again

Post by **dng** » Sat Oct 29, 2022 3:43 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 26, 2022 3:09 am

ohnobinotto

Not really a surprise, his sacking, mind.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 07, 2023 3:15 pm

Did anyone bothre watchin the fist race?

Post by **endar** » Tue Mar 07, 2023 4:41 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Mar 07, 2023 8:33 pm

I followed a bit of the early action via the BBC webiste, then sighed at how things were panning out, then I made sure I didn't watch the C4 highlights.

Post by **endar** » Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:58 pm

i knew how it was going to pan out before the season started

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 18, 2023 12:59 pm

Why can't they use speedboats this race weekend?

Post by **endar** » Thu May 18, 2023 2:23 pm

That might involve actual excitement and we can't have that

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 19, 2023 12:06 pm

I think Newey also designs boats, so I expect the Red Bullship would've sailed orf into the distance.

Post by **endar** » Sat Jun 10, 2023 3:07 pm

Actual fucking racing happening at Le Mans

Toyota v Ferrari v Porsche in the hypercars, among many others

hooray for actual fucking racing happening

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 1:43 am

Actual racing?!?

Ban this sick filth!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 22, 2023 7:28 pm

Hamilton's on pole!

I give it a whole two laps before Verstappen gets past.

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 22, 2023 7:42 pm

Has anyone ever come second in the championship without winning a single grand prix (which looks quite likely this year, considering how unbeatable verstappen is, how abysmal perez has been lately)

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 22, 2023 8:23 pm

Oo, interesting! But I can't imagine so in the modern era.

The nearest I can get to that is Keke Rosberg winning the championship whilst only winning one race during the season.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jul 23, 2023 7:17 pm

Well done Norris, but other than that... pah!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 12:49 am

So that's done for another year, then!

Post by **endar** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 11:28 am

Imagine winning the Formula Yawn championship on a Saturday

The sanctity has been fouled

Post by **dng** » Sun Oct 08, 2023 8:27 pm

surely someone's won it on a not sunday before (maybe cause someone didn't qualify/crashed/died/other old style f1 horror)

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 09, 2023 12:45 am

Emerson Fittipaldi won the championship on a Thursday after his closest rival was denounced as a warlock and a bigamist.

Post by **endar** » Mon Oct 09, 2023 1:12 am

Nelson Piquet?

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:14 pm

Could be!

More people need to be denounced as warlocks, in my opinion!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:19 pm

So Hamilton has given up on winning another championship, then.

Post by **endar** » Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:03 pm

He's looking forward to being their chief strategist

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Feb 02, 2024 2:22 am

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Feb 03, 2024 1:11 am

Bono, le mie gomme sono sparite.

Post by **endar** » Mon Feb 05, 2024 4:34 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Feb 05, 2024 9:28 pm

I might even give the 2025 season a bit of a gander.

Post by **endar** » Mon Feb 05, 2024 10:17 pm

it's tempting

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Feb 06, 2024 3:19 pm

"Christian Horner in fight to save his career at Red Bull over allegations"

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/ ... llegations

Post by **endar** » Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:59 pm

endar wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2024 4:34 pmlol

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:24 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 3:19 pm "Christian Horner in fight to save his career at Red Bull over allegations"

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/ ... llegations

Cleared, to noones surprise.

Post by **endar** » Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:13 pm

What a pointless non-story.

Cleared of unknown allegations, after being accused of unknown allegations

Post by **dng** » Wed Feb 28, 2024 5:39 pm

Also why the hell is the f1 season starting tomorrow?