2026

[dng]

our cooker has decided today that it no longer works

[dng]

the millennium bug is finally here

[Pual]

It begens

[blombluss]

Our cooker once conked out just before Christmas. And our electric kettle, too.

They do it on purpose, imo.

[Bruce Sato]

Here it's my parents' shower that's on the blink. Yesterday and today it tried to pasteurise me.

[An Unicorn]

Rubbish year

[An Unicorn]

When's 2027

[dng]

2027 has been cancelled

[Bruce Sato]

The 2027 Club.

[Gravid]

I went to the cinema 51 times and the best film I saw at the cinema was also the final film I saw at the cinema, Marty Supreme. I loved it so much

I think this is one of the best films I've ever seen???

[Gravid]

Definitely the best film I've seen in 2026, anyway.

[Gravid]

Which is a competition between Marty Supreme and the last hour of Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning

[vom]

I went to the cinema 51 times and the best film I saw at the cinema was also the final film I saw at the cinema, Marty Supreme. I loved it so much

I think this is one of the best films I've ever seen???

Hell yeah!

I loved it, so much fun

[dng]

was doing my trousers up after having a piss earlier and my belt snapped in half and my trousers fell down

[dng]

also yesterday the light broke in the toilet so now every time i go in there i have to take a little lamp with me, like i'm living in victorian times or something

[blombluss]

was doing my trousers up after having a piss earlier and my belt snapped in half and my trousers fell down

Mr Bean would be proud.

Also, bad luck.

[blombluss]

also yesterday the light broke in the toilet so now every time i go in there i have to take a little lamp with me, like i'm living in victorian times or something

When our loo light got borken, we bunged in a couple of cheapo PIR usb lights, which did the job, although you constantly had to wave your arms about whilst sitting on the throne, otherwise the lights would zonk out.

[An Unicorn]

Sitting in the dark with your sin, as God intended

[blombluss]

It's true!!!!111!!

[dng]

our cooker has decided today that it no longer works

oh no now our washing machine's exploded

[dng]

everything is broken now

[blombluss]

Oh no!

Also - you should give all the borken machines a Fawlty Towers/John Cleese-esque walloping with a tree branch.

That'll learn 'em!

[dng]

I took it to the tip it was really heavy

[blombluss]

Both physically and emotionally?

[dng]

yes

[dng]

We ordered a new washing machine which said it would be here in two days, which then they said would be delivered today (three days) and then today said oh actually it'll be Monday (seven days) at the earliest (more than seven days)

[dng]

I've only got 8 pairs of socks so it's going to be close

[dng]

Can't even go to the laundrette because all the laundrettes have been closed now

[dng]

And/or moved to supermarket car parks for some reason

[dng]

I am not taking my socks to a supermarket car park

[blombluss]

I've only got 8 pairs of socks so it's going to be close

Double their lifespan by turning them inside out - have you learnt NOTHING from Red Dwarf?!?!

[dng]

All i remember from red dwarf was the advice about keeoing your shoes in the fridge

[blombluss]

Ves. Shoes in the fridge and egges in the shoerack (I made that up).

[dng]

hooray we got a washing machine finally

[dng]

i hope it explodes as soon as we switch it on

[blombluss]

You are the evillest mans ever!