Neil Robertson's Hair

[blombluss]

Dog Junhui is the future for the sport.

[dng]

Ronnie O Sullivan is good at snooker

[dng]

The End

[blombluss]

Bad luck Ding Junhui - you did yourself proud.

[dng]

look at this total shaun murphy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko

[endar]

Haha yes

[vom]

"When I was younger, I looked at my great grandad's prisoner-of-war diaries and I just love everything about the period."

haha fucking hell

[blombluss]

Bring back the glorious '40s, I say!

[blombluss]

Anybody following the snookeur?

The final frame between Mark Allen and John Higgins was rather gripping.

[dng]

i saw that. also poor old ding against ronnie

[blombluss]

BAWKINS: "For some reason your mind wanders when you play Ronnie. I've got no complaints."

[dng]

he is imagining ronnie 100% nude

[blombluss]

A nice 133 braek by Murphy, there.

[blombluss]

he is imagining ronnie 100% nude

Lying on the table, and licking a centre pocket...


Right, that's snooker ruined!

[dng]

or saved

[blombluss]

dng = the nude (new) Barry Hearn!

[blombluss]

C'mon Trump! (Donald)

[vom]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/67955059

laughing and laughing at "there are bins"

[blombluss]

My thoughts and prayers are with you, Ronnie!

[endar]

But there ARE bins

[Pual]

The horror

[dng]

we are all afraid of bins

[blombluss]

I'll 147 YOU in a minute, Mark Allen!!!!

[blombluss]

Selbeh's got this though, surely?

[blombluss]

Would it improve snooker if each time a player is at the table, their vacant chair was occupied by a 1/3-sized doll of said player?

[dng]

what if a cat came and curled up to sleep on their empty chair

[dng]

and then they had to squeeze in next to it awkwardly when they sat back down rather than actually move it cause what sortof monster would move a sleeping cat

[dng]

what if a dog came in and barked at everyone

[dng]

what if there were owls nesting in the corner pocket

[dng]

what if one of the players just strode across the room and chinned shaun murphy and then got a standing ovation from the entire crowd

[dng]

(especially the dog)

[dng]

this match is just punishingly terrible

[dng]

brilliantly i missed the 147 but have seen all the rest

[dng]

i deserve death and will receive it with no reprieve

[blombluss]

what if a cat came and curled up to sleep on their empty chair

I like it! The cat could also decide to sleep on the table during play, and so the players would have to play around the cat, but should a ball come into contact with and wake up 'Mountjoy the cat', then the player responsible would lose one of their five lives, and should they lose all of these, then they forfeit the match.

[blombluss]

C'mon Trump! (Donald)
Selbeh's got this though, surely?

My reverse midas touch machine appears to be working splendidly.

[dng]

Ronnies playing in trainers for some reason

[dng]

I hope he’s got a note from his mum

[Pual]

If he hasn’t got the right kit, he’ll have to do it in his pant

[endar]

eurosport boy mentioned bins as ronnie entered the building

chuckl

[blombluss]

Heh! Good mans!

[blombluss]

I'm glad Ronvald won, which means that all nearby bins can sleep easy to-night.

[dng]

Yeah but now we'll have to put up with Shaun Murphy commentating on the final

[blombluss]

Maybe Murphy could do his commentary from inside one of O'Sullivan's hated bins?

[endar]

I have a cunning plan to keep him away from the commentary box

[richschnauzer]

I must live a certain way.

[dng]

Ronnie O Sullivan is good at snooker

Etc

[blombluss]

I expect O'Sullivan stole the title from Carter in the same way that he believes the 2020 US election was stolen from Drump!

[blombluss]

It's the snooker World Grand Prix on ITV4, to-night.

I bet Ronnie goes out first round, and then Carter will laug and laug bitter tears of what might've been.

[endar]

did anyone see Ronnie snotting?