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no, but i hope he did it in a bin if he did
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also snooker is definitely the best sport ever
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“He [Carter] needs to sort his f***ing life out,” an irate O'Sullivan began. “I’m not going to skirt around it anymore, tip-toeing on egg shells around someone like that. He’s a f***ing nightmare.
“Playing snooker against someone like that is a nightmare. He’s not a nice person. It’s not a nice vibe he leaves around the table. I’ve said my piece, I don’t give a s**t. I’ve said it now, done.
"You know what he’s like, everybody knows what he’s like. He’s got issues. F***ing why has he got issues with me? I’m not having it. I don’t care, grow some balls.
“I don’t give a f**k, I don’t give a f**k about any of these snooker players, any of them. The more he brings it on, the more I f***ing punish him every time. He’s just digging a grave for himself.
“I don’t give a f**k. That’s it, I’ve said my piece.” O’Sullivan added: “He’s got beef with me. He’s got issues, he’s got to sort his life out, he’s got to see a counsellor or something.
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I can't wait for the next time they play each other.
“Playing snooker against someone like that is a nightmare. He’s not a nice person. It’s not a nice vibe he leaves around the table. I’ve said my piece, I don’t give a s**t. I’ve said it now, done.
"You know what he’s like, everybody knows what he’s like. He’s got issues. F***ing why has he got issues with me? I’m not having it. I don’t care, grow some balls.
“I don’t give a f**k, I don’t give a f**k about any of these snooker players, any of them. The more he brings it on, the more I f***ing punish him every time. He’s just digging a grave for himself.
“I don’t give a f**k. That’s it, I’ve said my piece.” O’Sullivan added: “He’s got beef with me. He’s got issues, he’s got to sort his life out, he’s got to see a counsellor or something.
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I can't wait for the next time they play each other.
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It’s twenty louder than 147
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"Games will follow current rules but with a 23rd "Riyadh Season ball" pottable on completing a maximum break.
It is not clear at this stage if the ball will be on the table throughout the game, if there will be any penalty for hitting it too early or what a player gains for potting it other than extra points in an already-won frame."
Utterly brillent!
It is not clear at this stage if the ball will be on the table throughout the game, if there will be any penalty for hitting it too early or what a player gains for potting it other than extra points in an already-won frame."
Utterly brillent!
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The Saudi super league should add a tenth goal counts double rule to make it the most exciting league ever
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blombluss wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:48 pm "Games will follow current rules but with a 23rd "Riyadh Season ball" pottable on completing a maximum break.
It is not clear at this stage if the ball will be on the table throughout the game, if there will be any penalty for hitting it too early or what a player gains for potting it other than extra points in an already-won frame."
Utterly brillent!
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Perspective? Never heard of it!
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Medieval snooker is best
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Hooray
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I'll get you both for this!!!
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Now do one with ronnie being chased by dusty bin.
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Now look what happan:
Ronnie O’Sullivan withdraws from Welsh Open due to stage fright
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/ ... ht-anxiety
Hmm... just sayin'...
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Poor ronnie
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He should've sent along Johnny "Snooker Man" Bonnar, Britain's 17th highest rated Ronnie O'Sullivanalike, in his place.
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He looks more like ed milliband
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haha
playing snooker whilst eating a bacon sandwich
playing snooker whilst eating a bacon sandwich
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and being shit and useless
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I'm Britain's 17th highest rated Bill Werbeniukalike, and I am much in demand for party appearances and private massages.
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fuck off, snooker
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what happan?
Or have you turned to the dark side (billiards)?
Or have you turned to the dark side (billiards)?
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Ugh.
Snooker Man 47: "I'm playing snooker in Saudi Arabia to promote opportunity, diversity, equality, and balls..."
Snooker Man 47: "I'm playing snooker in Saudi Arabia to promote opportunity, diversity, equality, and balls..."
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So much sports washing it's all going to come off
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Next for the Saudis... Pro/Am Buckaroo!
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"Ronnie O'Sullivan says he is "on strike" from attempting 147 breaks because there is simply not enough prize money on offer for hitting one."
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sp ... r-32156657
Me too.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sp ... r-32156657
Me too.
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are you allowed to move it? does it get put back if you do? if you foul off it do you give up 20 points? do you have to get from the black back up to pot it off the cushion? or do they roll it somewhere easy for you to pot? does it make a noise when you pot it? is confetti released from the ceiling? does anybody even notice or care?
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the game's gone jeff
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sounds like it just sits there until you miss or pot a non-black, then the ref has to remember to remove it, or something
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Maybe it's out of phase until the final black is potted
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it would be good if it didn't even exist and had just been cg'd in for the cameras
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yes, like the stupid charge zone in Formula E
it has to be potted in VR
it has to be potted in VR
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So Tonald won the thing, then. Beating Brecel 4-2.
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Biig money, biiig prizes, Iiiiiii love it!
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The Telegraph: "The biggest prize in snooker history will be offered in Saudi Arabia next year when organisers will double the money for a first ‘golden ball’ maximum 167 break to $1 million..."
A touch of class, there. P'raps if you make a 167 break, you get to wear a diamond encrusted golden crown for the rest of the tournament!
A touch of class, there. P'raps if you make a 167 break, you get to wear a diamond encrusted golden crown for the rest of the tournament!
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Ronnie must be sponsored by Johnston's Shit Pant, wearing this brown shirt
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/snook ... t-32504584
link if you have the stomach for the daily star
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/snook ... t-32504584
link if you have the stomach for the daily star
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That is an abomination!
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C'mon my beautiful big bottomed Belgian rose!
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Anyone watching TEH SNOOKAR btw?
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Shaun bloody Murphy was on the commentary on two different matches today