Neil Robertson's Hair
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The first interesting thing to ever happen in a joe perry match
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I assume that table's fucked entirely. I wonder if they'll even be able to assemble a new one in time for tomorrow morning
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Cthulu bum you!
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its okay they've got a hoover
https://twitter.com/MaximumSnooker/stat ... 6389675044
like cleaning crumbs off the pool table down the pub
https://twitter.com/MaximumSnooker/stat ... 6389675044
like cleaning crumbs off the pool table down the pub
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so many shit jimmy white/powder jokes
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jimmy white snorting wotsits
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this joke is basically perfect though so it was all worthwhile
https://twitter.com/JamesHarkin/status/ ... s3BBw&s=19
https://twitter.com/JamesHarkin/status/ ... s3BBw&s=19
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if that happened in a film i'd be absolutely raging at the terrible cg physics on displayendar wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:56 pm on the plus side i got to see this
https://twitter.com/ILoveSnooker_/statu ... 2951357474
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hoorayvom wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 8:43 pm this joke is basically perfect though so it was all worthwhile
https://twitter.com/JamesHarkin/status/ ... s3BBw&s=19
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These people should be hung, and John Virgo should be the hangman - "Where's the noose going?"
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watching this guy beat shaun murphy again tonight was very enjoyabledng wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:42 am shaun murphy being an absolute bellend shocker
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/59392405
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Rob Walker should definitely introduce him as Shaun "The Bellend" Murphy
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"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry," says Mr Tumble, before turning into Shaun Murphy and throwing a shit fit about something or other
Anybody who comes into the n3ta forest will be lost.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here any more.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here any more.
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History will be kind to Shaun Murphy. In 200 years time, Murphy will be held in the same sort of high regard as Florence Nightingale and Rasputin.
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Ronnie O’Shitpiss
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unexpected comeback from Luca Brecel
never knew he had it in him
never knew he had it in him
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Can he do it again against Sesy Jiahui?
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Si’s been great. Not that you’d know that from listening to the commentary, where pretty much everyone seems to be upset that he dared beat Shaun Murphy in utterly disrespectful fashion once again.
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How dare he
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Si's gonna do this, isn't he?
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I hope so. But it'll be Selby, as tediously as possible
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The Selby - Allen match should be recategorised as the third place play-off, or something.
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Fair play to Allen, I s'pose.
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I think that might be the first time I’ve ever seen Selby look happy
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Let him make another couple of 147s, just as long as Brecel wins the tournament!
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Brecel was bloody great again this afternoon
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I’m still expecting Selby to win it at about 2 in the morning tonight
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Huzzah!
Also - I didn't watch the last few frames due to cowardice!
Also - I didn't watch the last few frames due to cowardice!
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it was quite scary for a bit there
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I've tried watching a bit of the senoirs snookars on the Beeb, but it's not the same... :'(
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Come on Jimmy!
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White vs Drago tomorrow - I might give that a gander.
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i hope drago still pots at the speed of ridiculousness (4/s)
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I meant Ivan Drago, Daren!!!!!
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sounds good
next match: Hendry vs Creed
next match: Hendry vs Creed
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Ken Doherty vs Hulk Hogan
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An easy win for White, there.
Have to admit - I've no idea who Alfie Burden is.
Have to admit - I've no idea who Alfie Burden is.
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Mighty White!
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those bans all seem wildly inconsistent with each other really
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This is such a shame - what an absolute waste of talent, and way to knacker your career.
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Have you ever taken a snooker-centric bribe, Davuss?
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I'm telling Shaun Murphy about you!
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I bet it's that penguin's fault.
Anybody who comes into the n3ta forest will be lost.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here any more.
Everybody will become a Homfrus.
Everybody, Homfrus.
So, he's not here any more.
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what snooker needs is a dog invasion