Neil Robertson's Hair

Post by **endar** » Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:48 pm

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Post by **vom** » Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:50 pm

He may be going full Garfunkel

Prepare the bunker

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sun Mar 28, 2021 7:06 pm

Post by **dng** » Sun Mar 28, 2021 8:34 pm

beautiful

Gravid · Post by **Gravid** » Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:38 pm

Tremendous

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Mar 29, 2021 12:58 am

Robertson's hair looks too healthy and vibrant for a snooker player. The hair of snooker players should look like it has experienced nuclear fallout.

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:01 pm

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:01 am

Off duty Ronald McDonald.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 3:19 pm

If that photo doesn't hugely appeal to the sporty 14-21 age demographic, then nothing will.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:05 pm

Shaun Murphy lumbering around the table like a baron inspecting a prize bull

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:13 pm

That's almost too erotic a sentence to contemplate!

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 5:43 pm

A single frame of snooker with all of the snooker entirely removed

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 5:44 pm

i would like to say i have no idea why i bothered to do that but the sad thing is i have exactly every idea why i did that

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... y-removed/

Post by **vom** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 6:53 pm

hooray that's weirdly hypnotic

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:34 pm

Nice Davuss!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:37 pm

Also:

4. Anyway years ago I had the idea for a shit art/photography exhibition where loads of sports would be reduced to slides of their various states of play.
5. And envisaged how excited people would be to see 40 consecutive near identical photos of a snooker tabel, or a chess board, or a football pitch, or whatever

I say get on the blower to Damien Hirst, and accept nothing less than £37 for your idea!

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:37 pm

i'm glad i chose that frame for doing this rather than the one on now that's lasted an hour and been composed of the sort of utter tedium only selby can reliably produce

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:54 pm

Somehow this is getting even more tedious now

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:55 pm

the only thing keeping me awake is the strange pleasure of seeing selby's utterly blank face after he's lost yet another frame all in a row after making each one last seven hundred hours for no reason at all

Post by **endar** » Sat May 01, 2021 1:20 am

good old Melby

Post by **blombluss** » Sat May 01, 2021 11:05 pm

I don't care who wins the final now.

Post by **dng** » Sun May 02, 2021 11:49 am

How the hell has Shaun Murphy got to four different world finals in his career, anyway?

Post by **dng** » Sun May 02, 2021 11:50 am

Although saying that, he was brilliant yesterday evening

Post by **blombluss** » Sun May 02, 2021 6:24 pm

dng wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 11:49 am How the hell has Shaun Murphy got to four different world finals in his career, anyway?

A pact with the Devil? In return for reaching four world finals, you have to be... SHAUN MURPHY FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE!!!

Post by **dng** » Sun May 02, 2021 6:29 pm

Shaun Murphy seems okay these days I think.

Post by **dng** » Sun May 02, 2021 6:29 pm

Or maybe I have just become old

Post by **blombluss** » Sun May 02, 2021 6:33 pm

You'll be saying that about Augusto Pinochet, next!

Post by **dng** » Sun May 02, 2021 6:34 pm

hooray

Post by **dng** » Sun May 02, 2021 10:46 pm

This evening the snooker left me absolutely losing the will to live

Post by **dng** » Sun May 02, 2021 10:46 pm

"A fascinating day's play" says Alan McManus

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon May 03, 2021 11:52 am

dng wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:55 pm the only thing keeping me awake is the strange pleasure of seeing selby's utterly blank face after he's lost yet another frame all in a row after making each one last seven hundred hours for no reason at all

Post by **dng** » Mon May 03, 2021 11:56 am

Post by **dng** » Mon May 03, 2021 11:58 am

It was seven years ago this weekend during selby's tedious destruction of poor old ronnie that i made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4

while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment

Post by **blombluss** » Mon May 03, 2021 2:07 pm

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 11:52 am
dng wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:55 pm the only thing keeping me awake is the strange pleasure of seeing selby's utterly blank face after he's lost yet another frame all in a row after making each one last seven hundred hours for no reason at all

Excellent!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon May 03, 2021 2:11 pm

dng wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 11:58 am It was seven years ago this weekend during selby's tedious destruction of poor old ronnie that i made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4

while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment

I've said it befo', but that is smart, clever and interestin'. Would watch again.

Post by **dng** » Mon May 03, 2021 2:32 pm

and again and again and again etc etc

Post by **dng** » Mon May 03, 2021 2:32 pm

also thank you homfrus

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon May 03, 2021 7:08 pm

https://youtu.be/sfVEkGhYkNc

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon May 03, 2021 7:11 pm

dng wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 11:58 am It was seven years ago this weekend during selby's tedious destruction of poor old ronnie that i made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4

while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment

that and I can't Bend Water are my favourite ones you've done.

Post by **dng** » Mon May 03, 2021 7:50 pm

Hooray. Thank you

Post by **dng** » Mon May 03, 2021 7:51 pm

Although I feel like that misrepresents my entire existence due to me wearing a shirt in it

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 04, 2021 12:46 am

A muted YO! for the winner, from me.

Post by **endar** » Tue May 04, 2021 11:36 am

Fuck Kram Belsy and everything he stands for

Post by **dng** » Tue May 04, 2021 1:05 pm

"You have to admire him", Alan McManus says desperately for the seven thousandth time

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 04, 2021 11:08 pm

I think Mark Selby should celebrate his victory by covering Snooker Loopy in a 'Coldwave' stylee.

Post by **dng** » Tue May 04, 2021 11:20 pm

A coldplay style is more likely

Post by **blombluss** » Wed May 05, 2021 12:47 am

Way to kill the mood, David!!!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 11, 2021 7:49 pm

I miss the snookah.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 21, 2021 12:53 am

Why don't they bring back Big Break sans Davidson and VirgoJohn?

Post by **endar** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:38 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/58003683

spicy