Neil Robertson's Hair

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 6:46 pm

The first interesting thing to ever happen in a joe perry match

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 6:47 pm

I assume that table's fucked entirely. I wonder if they'll even be able to assemble a new one in time for tomorrow morning

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 6:48 pm

the woman got lifted off pretty quickly.

https://twitter.com/mattvanh/status/164 ... 98374?s=20

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 6:53 pm

its okay they've got a hoover

https://twitter.com/MaximumSnooker/stat ... 6389675044

like cleaning crumbs off the pool table down the pub

Post by **endar** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:52 pm

so many shit jimmy white/powder jokes

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:52 pm

jimmy white snorting wotsits

Post by **endar** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:56 pm

on the plus side i got to see this

https://twitter.com/ILoveSnooker_/statu ... 2951357474

Post by **vom** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 8:43 pm

this joke is basically perfect though so it was all worthwhile

https://twitter.com/JamesHarkin/status/ ... s3BBw&s=19

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 8:46 pm

endar wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:56 pm on the plus side i got to see this

https://twitter.com/ILoveSnooker_/statu ... 2951357474

if that happened in a film i'd be absolutely raging at the terrible cg physics on display

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 8:46 pm

vom wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2023 8:43 pm this joke is basically perfect though so it was all worthwhile

https://twitter.com/JamesHarkin/status/ ... s3BBw&s=19

hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Apr 18, 2023 12:06 am

These people should be hung, and John Virgo should be the hangman - "Where's the noose going?"

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 9:45 pm

dng wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 1:42 am shaun murphy being an absolute bellend shocker

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/59392405

watching this guy beat shaun murphy again tonight was very enjoyable

Post by **endar** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:07 am

Rob Walker should definitely introduce him as Shaun "The Bellend" Murphy

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 12:59 am

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry," says Mr Tumble, before turning into Shaun Murphy and throwing a shit fit about something or other

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:17 pm

History will be kind to Shaun Murphy. In 200 years time, Murphy will be held in the same sort of high regard as Florence Nightingale and Rasputin.

Post by **dng** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 6:39 pm

Ronnie O’Shitpiss

Post by **endar** » Thu Apr 27, 2023 2:27 am

unexpected comeback from Luca Brecel

never knew he had it in him

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 27, 2023 1:32 pm

Can he do it again against Sesy Jiahui?

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 27, 2023 6:13 pm

Si’s been great. Not that you’d know that from listening to the commentary, where pretty much everyone seems to be upset that he dared beat Shaun Murphy in utterly disrespectful fashion once again.

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 27, 2023 6:13 pm

How dare he

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 12:36 pm

Si's gonna do this, isn't he?

Post by **dng** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 5:05 pm

I hope so. But it'll be Selby, as tediously as possible

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 29, 2023 1:24 am

The Selby - Allen match should be recategorised as the third place play-off, or something.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 29, 2023 12:58 pm

Fair play to Allen, I s'pose.

Post by **dng** » Sun Apr 30, 2023 8:57 pm

I think that might be the first time I’ve ever seen Selby look happy

Post by **blombluss** » Mon May 01, 2023 1:15 am

Let him make another couple of 147s, just as long as Brecel wins the tournament!

Post by **dng** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:51 pm

Brecel was bloody great again this afternoon

Post by **dng** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:51 pm

I’m still expecting Selby to win it at about 2 in the morning tonight

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:19 am

Huzzah!

Also - I didn't watch the last few frames due to cowardice!

Post by **dng** » Tue May 02, 2023 3:16 pm

it was quite scary for a bit there

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 05, 2023 7:18 pm

I've tried watching a bit of the senoirs snookars on the Beeb, but it's not the same... :'(

Post by **endar** » Fri May 05, 2023 8:08 pm

Come on Jimmy!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat May 06, 2023 9:29 pm

White vs Drago tomorrow - I might give that a gander.

Post by **endar** » Sat May 06, 2023 9:46 pm

i hope drago still pots at the speed of ridiculousness (4/s)

Post by **blombluss** » Sun May 07, 2023 2:26 am

I meant Ivan Drago, Daren!!!!!

Post by **endar** » Sun May 07, 2023 3:41 am

sounds good

next match: Hendry vs Creed

Post by **vom** » Sun May 07, 2023 9:02 am

Ken Doherty vs Hulk Hogan

Post by **blombluss** » Sun May 07, 2023 3:00 pm

An easy win for White, there.

Have to admit - I've no idea who Alfie Burden is.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon May 08, 2023 2:17 pm

Mighty White!

Post by **dng** » Tue Jun 06, 2023 11:01 pm

endar wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:13 pm Pretty shocking about Liang Wenbo. I always thought he was alright, a bit of a character. Turns out he's actually a cunt. Also, lots of other Chinese players it seems.

Please not Ding. I can't imagine lovely Ding being involved

banned forever (wenbo not ding)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/65641122

Post by **dng** » Tue Jun 06, 2023 11:02 pm

those bans all seem wildly inconsistent with each other really

Post by **endar** » Wed Jun 07, 2023 12:22 am

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:43 pm

This is such a shame - what an absolute waste of talent, and way to knacker your career.

Post by **dng** » Wed Jun 07, 2023 6:41 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:34 pm

Have you ever taken a snooker-centric bribe, Davuss?

Post by **dng** » Thu Jun 08, 2023 8:05 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 10, 2023 2:45 pm

I'm telling Shaun Murphy about you!

Post by **dng** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 4:58 pm

Snooker's still the best sport ever

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/66987321

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 5:27 pm

I bet it's that penguin's fault.

Post by **endar** » Mon Oct 02, 2023 8:17 pm

what snooker needs is a dog invasion