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Neil Robertson's Hair
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He may be going full Garfunkel
Prepare the bunker
Prepare the bunker
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Cthulu bum you!
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beautiful
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Tremendous
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Robertson's hair looks too healthy and vibrant for a snooker player. The hair of snooker players should look like it has experienced nuclear fallout.
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If that photo doesn't hugely appeal to the sporty 14-21 age demographic, then nothing will.
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Shaun Murphy lumbering around the table like a baron inspecting a prize bull
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That's almost too erotic a sentence to contemplate!
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A single frame of snooker with all of the snooker entirely removed
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i would like to say i have no idea why i bothered to do that but the sad thing is i have exactly every idea why i did that
https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... y-removed/
https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... y-removed/
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hooray that's weirdly hypnotic
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Nice Davuss!
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Also:
I say get on the blower to Damien Hirst, and accept nothing less than £37 for your idea!4. Anyway years ago I had the idea for a shit art/photography exhibition where loads of sports would be reduced to slides of their various states of play.
5. And envisaged how excited people would be to see 40 consecutive near identical photos of a snooker tabel, or a chess board, or a football pitch, or whatever
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i'm glad i chose that frame for doing this rather than the one on now that's lasted an hour and been composed of the sort of utter tedium only selby can reliably produce
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Somehow this is getting even more tedious now
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the only thing keeping me awake is the strange pleasure of seeing selby's utterly blank face after he's lost yet another frame all in a row after making each one last seven hundred hours for no reason at all
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good old Melby
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I don't care who wins the final now.
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How the hell has Shaun Murphy got to four different world finals in his career, anyway?
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Although saying that, he was brilliant yesterday evening
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Shaun Murphy seems okay these days I think.
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Or maybe I have just become old
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You'll be saying that about Augusto Pinochet, next!
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This evening the snooker left me absolutely losing the will to live
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"A fascinating day's play" says Alan McManus
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It was seven years ago this weekend during selby's tedious destruction of poor old ronnie that i made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4
while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4
while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment
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Excellent!
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I've said it befo', but that is smart, clever and interestin'. Would watch again.dng wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 11:58 am It was seven years ago this weekend during selby's tedious destruction of poor old ronnie that i made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4
while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment
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and again and again and again etc etc
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also thank you homfrus
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that and I can't Bend Water are my favourite ones you've done.dng wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 11:58 am It was seven years ago this weekend during selby's tedious destruction of poor old ronnie that i made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4
while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment
Cthulu bum you!
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Hooray. Thank you
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Although I feel like that misrepresents my entire existence due to me wearing a shirt in it
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A muted YO! for the winner, from me.
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Fuck Kram Belsy and everything he stands for
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"You have to admire him", Alan McManus says desperately for the seven thousandth time
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I think Mark Selby should celebrate his victory by covering Snooker Loopy in a 'Coldwave' stylee.
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A coldplay style is more likely
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Way to kill the mood, David!!!
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I miss the snookah.
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Why don't they bring back Big Break sans Davidson and VirgoJohn?