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Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:48 pm
by endar
HAIR
HAIR
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Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:50 pm
by vom
He may be going full Garfunkel

Prepare the bunker

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 7:06 pm
by richschnauzer
Image

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 8:34 pm
by dng
beautiful

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:38 pm
by Gravid
Tremendous

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 12:58 am
by blombluss
Robertson's hair looks too healthy and vibrant for a snooker player. The hair of snooker players should look like it has experienced nuclear fallout.

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:01 pm
by dng
Image

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:01 am
by Chortle Hound
Off duty Ronald McDonald.

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 3:19 pm
by blombluss
If that photo doesn't hugely appeal to the sporty 14-21 age demographic, then nothing will. :)

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:05 pm
by dng
Shaun Murphy lumbering around the table like a baron inspecting a prize bull

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:13 pm
by blombluss
That's almost too erotic a sentence to contemplate! :D

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 5:43 pm
by dng
A single frame of snooker with all of the snooker entirely removed

Image

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 5:44 pm
by dng
i would like to say i have no idea why i bothered to do that but the sad thing is i have exactly every idea why i did that

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... y-removed/

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 6:53 pm
by vom
hooray that's weirdly hypnotic

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:34 pm
by blombluss
Nice Davuss!

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:37 pm
by blombluss
Also:
4. Anyway years ago I had the idea for a shit art/photography exhibition where loads of sports would be reduced to slides of their various states of play.
5. And envisaged how excited people would be to see 40 consecutive near identical photos of a snooker tabel, or a chess board, or a football pitch, or whatever
I say get on the blower to Damien Hirst, and accept nothing less than £37 for your idea!

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:37 pm
by dng
i'm glad i chose that frame for doing this rather than the one on now that's lasted an hour and been composed of the sort of utter tedium only selby can reliably produce

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:54 pm
by dng
Somehow this is getting even more tedious now

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:55 pm
by dng
the only thing keeping me awake is the strange pleasure of seeing selby's utterly blank face after he's lost yet another frame all in a row after making each one last seven hundred hours for no reason at all

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 1:20 am
by endar
good old Melby

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 11:05 pm
by blombluss
I don't care who wins the final now. :(

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 11:49 am
by dng
How the hell has Shaun Murphy got to four different world finals in his career, anyway?

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 11:50 am
by dng
Although saying that, he was brilliant yesterday evening

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:24 pm
by blombluss
dng wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 11:49 am How the hell has Shaun Murphy got to four different world finals in his career, anyway?
A pact with the Devil? In return for reaching four world finals, you have to be... SHAUN MURPHY FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE!!! :D

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:29 pm
by dng
Shaun Murphy seems okay these days I think.

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:29 pm
by dng
Or maybe I have just become old

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:33 pm
by blombluss
You'll be saying that about Augusto Pinochet, next! :D

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:34 pm
by dng
hooray

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 10:46 pm
by dng
This evening the snooker left me absolutely losing the will to live

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 10:46 pm
by dng
"A fascinating day's play" says Alan McManus

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 11:52 am
by richschnauzer
dng wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:55 pm the only thing keeping me awake is the strange pleasure of seeing selby's utterly blank face after he's lost yet another frame all in a row after making each one last seven hundred hours for no reason at all
Image

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 11:56 am
by dng
yes

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 11:58 am
by dng
It was seven years ago this weekend during selby's tedious destruction of poor old ronnie that i made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4

while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 2:07 pm
by blombluss
richschnauzer wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 11:52 am
dng wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:55 pm the only thing keeping me awake is the strange pleasure of seeing selby's utterly blank face after he's lost yet another frame all in a row after making each one last seven hundred hours for no reason at all
Image
Excellent! :D

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 2:11 pm
by blombluss
dng wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 11:58 am It was seven years ago this weekend during selby's tedious destruction of poor old ronnie that i made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4

while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment
I've said it befo', but that is smart, clever and interestin'. Would watch again.

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 2:32 pm
by dng
and again and again and again etc etc

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 2:32 pm
by dng
also thank you homfrus

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 7:08 pm
by richschnauzer

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 7:11 pm
by richschnauzer
dng wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 11:58 am It was seven years ago this weekend during selby's tedious destruction of poor old ronnie that i made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hty-QKQw4

while left all alone in the house for a week with nothing but snooker for entertainment
that and I can't Bend Water are my favourite ones you've done.

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 7:50 pm
by dng
Hooray. Thank you

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 7:51 pm
by dng
Although I feel like that misrepresents my entire existence due to me wearing a shirt in it

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 12:46 am
by blombluss
A muted YO! for the winner, from me.

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 11:36 am
by endar
Fuck Kram Belsy and everything he stands for

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 1:05 pm
by dng
"You have to admire him", Alan McManus says desperately for the seven thousandth time

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 11:08 pm
by blombluss
I think Mark Selby should celebrate his victory by covering Snooker Loopy in a 'Coldwave' stylee. :)

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 11:20 pm
by dng
A coldplay style is more likely

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 12:47 am
by blombluss
Way to kill the mood, David!!!

:D

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 7:49 pm
by blombluss
I miss the snookah. :(

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 12:53 am
by blombluss
Why don't they bring back Big Break sans Davidson and VirgoJohn?

Re: Neil Robertson's Hair

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:38 pm
by endar