Games

[endar]

ves, but they only last about a year, apparently

[endar]

Look at this lovely looking loveliness

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1808 ... minvalley/

[Gravid]

That looks wonderful

[Gravid]

I was just coming in here to ask what I should do now I’ve finished Elden Ring, after 2 years, but I guess that answers it.

[dng]

In the arcde in the yakuza game i'm playing at the moment you can play sonic the fighters, which i'd never even heard of before, and which i think might well be the very worst game i have ever played

(and i have played 4 games, etc etc)

[dng]

also i keep read the title as sonic tie fighters and thinking maybe that would have been a better game for them to have made

[dng]

anyway sonic the fighters is basically fighting vipers, which is already one of the shittier tekken clones, and then its made even shittier, somehow, in every possible way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSw_MFLupdA

(by adding sonic the hedgehoh and all his shitty friends into it)

[endar]

in the latest like a dragon game they added Spikeout, which never got a home release, which is pretty cool.

[dng]

excellent. i think thats the one that basically looks like its a yakuza game already (except without the talking, rpging)

[dng]

also this yakuza game (lost judgment, one the spinoff games where you play a 40 year old detective), has the best, stupidest plotline/scenario ever, really

you have to go undercover as a teacher at a sixth form college to investigate some bullying or something, and half of this investigation involves beating the absolute shit out of teenagers for hours on end (it gives you a special intimidate move that can scare them into running away, but you never have to use that and can just use all your old various head smashing special moves instead), and the other half involves joining all the school clubs and gaining the kids trust by being better and cooler than them at everything they do in their clubs - photography, dancing, video games, boxing, skateboarding, robot wars, and, er, motorbike death racing for some reason), all while wearing a leather jacket and constantly giving everyone the thumbs up, like some absolute ultra fonz

then you can have sex with the sexy school nurse, and all while dressing suspiciously like what the games director dresses like (except not bald, because school kids would never respect a bald man)

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[vom]

excellent

[endar]

DD wrote a thing

https://www.theguardian.com/games/2024/ ... cool-amiga

[CandyDarling]

Following on from that, I keep seeing a magazine at my local WH Smiths called "Amiga Addict". This is the latest issue:

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[dng]

excellent. how odd

[endar]

yes, so much happening on Amiga now the magazine is back, as is Zzap64

[blombluss]

DD wrote a thing

https://www.theguardian.com/games/2024/ ... cool-amiga

A solid article, that! Ta for sharing Daz!

[dng]

i finally completed the witness, although i had to cheat because the last section contains a vast quantity of the very worst puzzles ever made all in a row for what feels like hours

[dng]

then it follows this up with the crappiest ending in a game since, i don't fucking know, dizzy or something

[dng]

i think i genuinely hate the witness

[dng]

it did kind of make me want to play the talos principle again but i'm not sure i can be arsed

[dng]

also i just saw that there's a sequel to the talos principle, but it's PS5 etc only, so i will presumably never ever play it

[vom]

wait I've also been playing The Witness, what's going on

[dng]

excellent, how weird

[dng]

do you also hate the witness or is it just me?

[vom]

I finished it but I've been doing some of the extra puzzles

I like it a lot more than The Talos Principle tbh, all of the endless, pointless text in that game bored me to death (puzzles good though)

[vom]

You should play The Looker, it's free on Steam and apparently Jonathan Blow is upset that it exists

[dng]

Yeah, the extraneous material in talos principle is every bit as tedious as the stuff in the witness, sadly

[vom]

And there's 100,000% more of it

[dng]

although i do like the bits in the talos principle when god starts bellowing at you for being disobedient occasionally

[dng]

maybe jonathan blow should have added some bits where he bellows at you from behind the clouds for being disobedient/having fun in the witness