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Post by **Chortle Hound** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:42 am

It snod this morning. First came extreme WIND. Then it got really cold. Then tiny cold flakes fell.

Weather chat.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:38 am

it snow now. Was going to mow the lawn later. Snowing.

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 12:02 pm

end times

Post by **vom** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 1:03 pm

It was snowing when I woke up this morning but now it's very sunny with no cloud in the sky

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:16 pm

What does it all mean?

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 3:00 pm

(S)nobody (s)knows.

Gravid · Post by **Gravid** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 3:38 pm

It always snows around easter and yet no one will acknowledge this fact.

Gravid · Post by **Gravid** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 3:38 pm

And when I say always, I mean sometimes.

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 3:44 pm

Its not usually 22 degrees the day before though

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 3:44 pm

actually it might be

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 3:44 pm

i remember waiting for a bus on may day once and it snowing on me

Post by **dng** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 3:45 pm

it was on either may day 97, 98 or 99, because i was at the essex university bus stop, and would never have been there any other when

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:16 pm

April is the cruelest month, breeding
lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
memory and desire, stirring
dull roots with spring rain.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:47 pm

I just went for a walk outside for the first time in six months and it was genuinely the coldest i have ever been

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:48 pm

and i once went on a doomed antarctic voyage and died beneath the snow

Post by **endar** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:55 pm

The infamous Guy expedition

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:54 pm

Abominable Guyman

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:44 pm

Minus 4 tonight. Throw another log on the fire, my lads, lest yea be naught but an icelolly by dawn's light.

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:54 pm

i'm supposed to be going to see my brother and some of my nieces tomorrow, seeing each other for the first time in six months, all glumly sat in the park and shivering ourselves to death somehow

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:55 pm

dreaming of indoors

Post by **dng** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:55 pm

anyway i hope they like paper butterflies

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:54 am

CHRIST HAS SNOWKEN!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:11 pm

Nice day to-day, in't it?

I've done some manual labour with a mower, and now sport a large blister on the palm of my left hand.

I could make a crude tasteless jokk at this point, but I'm almost better than that.

Post by **vom** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:18 pm

it does seem nice. I sat in the office simmering with hatred for all of it

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:20 pm

Ah. Not good.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 11, 2021 7:45 pm

I lifted up some paving stones to-day. I feel like a real man. For once.

Post by **dng** » Wed May 12, 2021 1:59 pm

I am sitting outside in the sun. it is cold

Post by **dng** » Wed May 12, 2021 1:59 pm

why is it so cold

Post by **dng** » Wed May 12, 2021 1:59 pm

will it always be cold from now on

Post by **endar** » Wed May 12, 2021 2:02 pm

The Orb of Coldness has arisen

Post by **dng** » Wed May 12, 2021 2:04 pm

it shall always be summer in our hearts

Post by **dng** » Wed May 12, 2021 2:04 pm

unfortunately we no longer have hearts

Post by **vom** » Wed May 12, 2021 2:18 pm

I would quite like some warm

Post by **dng** » Wed May 12, 2021 2:36 pm

Post by **endar** » Wed May 12, 2021 3:19 pm

Be wishful what you care for

Post by **dng** » Wed May 12, 2021 3:29 pm

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed May 12, 2021 4:51 pm

This is fine weather for Bruces

Post by **blombluss** » Wed May 12, 2021 7:24 pm

This is the weather for the Brucevolution! All non-Bruces must report to base immediately.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed May 12, 2021 7:25 pm

May appears to have April's weather - I hate it when sisters bicker.