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Post by **dng** » Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:14 am

imagine a politician actually paying for their crimes

Post by **Mrak** » Sat Apr 08, 2023 1:01 pm

Nothing will come of it and it will only serve to give him more vigour.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:19 pm

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab

that is all

Post by **blombluss** » Tue May 09, 2023 8:32 pm

Trump to pay E Jean Carroll $5m ($3m in damages / $2m in damages for battery.)

It won't take him down though.

Post by **vom** » Tue May 09, 2023 10:06 pm

man that must have been a pretty fancy battery

Post by **Mrak** » Wed May 10, 2023 8:00 am

I doubt he will pay

Post by **dng** » Fri May 26, 2023 6:40 pm

why the bloody hell is this an entire news story

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-65724848

Post by **dng** » Fri May 26, 2023 6:40 pm

the existence of second hand cars is certainly a startling development

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 26, 2023 6:44 pm

Christ!

Next we need to read an article from the mechanic who sorted out the cars MOT.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 24, 2023 9:42 pm

Christ, that was a proper mental 24hrs in Russia, wasn't it?

Post by **dng** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 12:13 pm

Like a fight in a pub car park on a friday night

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 2:42 pm

dng wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2023 12:13 pm Like a fight in a pub car park on a friday night

it wasn't that well thought through.

Post by **dng** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 2:55 pm

Lukashenko negotiating the peace treaty by saying "Cmon, leave it, Prig, that prick Putin ain't worth it, he ain't worth it at all."

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:53 pm

I wonder if anyone is running a book on how long it'll be before Prig accidentally and repeatedly stabs himself in the neck, and then accidentally falls out of a 14 storey window?

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jul 03, 2023 12:32 am

War with Norway is on the horizon!

"Orkney could leave UK for Norway as it explores ‘alternative governance’"
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... governance

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:48 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:53 pm I wonder if anyone is running a book on how long it'll be before Prig accidentally and repeatedly stabs himself in the neck, and then accidentally falls out of a 14 storey window?

Mind you, after seeing his disguises:

: PrigozhinDisguises.jpg (143.86 KiB) Viewed 1027 times

He'll never be caught!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 10:11 pm

We need more EU workers, admits leading Tory Brexiter George Eustice. The former environment secretary, is calling for a reciprocal visa scheme so that under-35s can work across the EU and Britain.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... r-shortage

This guy is a genius! *rolls eyes*

Post by **endar** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:32 pm

in other stupid news: it has to be Lineker, right?

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:40 am

Of course!!!!111

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 12, 2023 7:52 pm

Oh, so it was newsreader Huw Edwards, then?

Uh... okay...

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 12, 2023 7:55 pm

Also: stay classy Sun newspaper

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:32 pm

The Sun making shit up. Never thought I’d see the day

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:18 pm

This Dan Wootton chap appears to be a lovely fellow.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Aug 05, 2023 2:01 pm

Roses are red, I've bought a new mattress,

Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Aug 05, 2023 7:39 pm

The former I'm a Celebrity star told the podcast he feared he was going to impale himself "right in the belly", but added that somehow he had managed to push his torso out of harm's way and twist round onto his back.

------------

Thank God Pasquale is an invertebrate!

Post by **Mrak** » Sun Aug 06, 2023 9:42 am

This is why I won't go to skegness

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 06, 2023 9:54 pm

Some shite has burnt down the wonkily famous Crooked House pub. :'(

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/loc ... -building/

Just days after it was sold to a private buyer. And the fire service had trouble reaching the blaze, as the lane to the pub was blocked.

Not at all dodgy, I'm sure.

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 07, 2023 8:34 am

Yeah, I saw that too. Wankers

Post by **endar** » Fri Aug 11, 2023 4:41 pm

Homfrus has been there

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Aug 11, 2023 11:30 pm

That's got my filthy fingerprints all over it!

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Aug 23, 2023 7:11 pm

Do youse reckon Prigozhin is brown bread, then? Surely he wouldn't have been as daft as to fly after crossing Pootin?

Post by **endar** » Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:20 pm

exactly what i thought

i love reading the bbc live updates that tell you nothing

Post by **dng** » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:31 pm

i assume he was dead even before the plane took off

Post by **dng** » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:31 pm

and then exploded just to make sure

Post by **dng** » Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:31 pm

then maybe even imploded afterwards for good measure

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Aug 23, 2023 11:08 pm

I bet Prigozhin has flown to the moon in that Indian spacecraft.

Post by **dng** » Wed Aug 23, 2023 11:43 pm

not enough to explode or implode on the moon

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Aug 24, 2023 3:03 pm

If an implosion took place at the same time as an explosion, would it cancel it out?

Post by **Pual** » Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:30 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n ... getfulness

Don’t hug me I’m scared predicted this.

Also screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:31 pm

jesus

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Aug 28, 2023 7:18 pm

#There's a worm at the centre of my brain,
and his name is wiggly wooaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh#

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Aug 28, 2023 7:18 pm

dng wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:31 pmjesus

Worm Jesus

Post by **endar** » Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:41 pm

The lesson is stick to pot noodles

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Aug 29, 2023 1:50 am

I like pot noodles, but I've had nothing but bad experiences with pot rices.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 2:14 pm

I saw a horse and cart (piloted by a youth) go by in the street, to-day.

This is not a regular occurrence round our way, although I wish it was.

Post by **endar** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 3:44 pm

It's fairly common here

Post by **dng** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 3:50 pm

bringing rhyming slang to life

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Sep 01, 2023 7:18 pm

Next week in the street, I hope to see a child chimneysweep covered in soot and a railway pump trolley!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Sep 04, 2023 4:14 pm

Pual wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:30 pm https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n ... getfulness

Don’t hug me I’m scared predicted this.

Also screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Now I know what they mean on twatter what they mean when they tell me I have brain worms

Post by **endar** » Thu Sep 07, 2023 3:43 pm

Poor Essex schools, 53 of the 147 schools listed. Three in Harlow and one in (checks notes) Old Harrow. Well done bbc