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Post by **blombluss** » Sun Dec 19, 2021 1:25 am

Lib Dems are Tories who refuse to kill their first born in exchange for the opportunity to stand as a prospective parliamentary candidate.

Post by **endar** » Sun Dec 19, 2021 1:27 am

they sell their own souls instead

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Dec 19, 2021 1:28 am

It's grown up politics!

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Dec 20, 2021 2:04 am

Piers Corbyn really is a loony, isn't he?

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Dec 23, 2021 1:23 am

Grounds for a soupçon of very cautious optimism, p'raps?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/ ... a-suggests

"Risk of hospital stay 40% lower with Omicron than Delta, UK data suggests

Researchers find those who test positive with new Covid variant up to 25% less likely to attend hospital at all"

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Dec 23, 2021 1:24 am

I'm probably clutching at straws, aren't I?

Post by **dng** » Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:34 am

its all we have left

Post by **richschnauzer** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:50 pm

Oh no, one of those French agromeliac twins died of covid.

https://www.lavoixdunord.fr/1120022/art ... f-est-mort

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 6:03 pm

oh no, now the other one is dead.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Jan 04, 2022 1:41 am

I didn't actually know much about them, but a quick whizz through their Wiki page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_ ... _Bogdanoff

Has been fascinating.

"They were 72 and both were unvaccinated" - FFS!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Jan 15, 2022 2:31 pm

the wonder of science, satellites, volcanoes

https://twitter.com/wonderofscience/sta ... 85092?s=20

Post by **dng** » Sat Jan 15, 2022 6:18 pm

absolute terror

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 8:27 pm

but also arous.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 12:33 am

Is this privatising the BBC stroy a way of shifting the focus from Johnson's lockdown partying?

Post by **dng** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 12:40 pm

Well, yes. But also it is every Tory's ultimate dream come true

Post by **dng** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 12:40 pm

Finally Britain will be freed from the tyranny of really good childrens programmes

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 7:53 pm

CBeebies is an anagram of EUSSR which is an anagram of TV Licence.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:38 pm

well, fuck a duck

https://twitter.com/dickon_edwards/stat ... 51878?s=20

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:31 pm

It's a popular area of study round our way!

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:46 am

What, duckfucking?

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:50 pm

Stop trying to shut down Black Country traditions!!!!!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Jan 29, 2022 1:23 pm

important science contribution here

https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status ... tvNG7RlYEg

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jan 30, 2022 12:22 am

Ha! We've all been there! (Haven't we?) And it's from those magazines that I get my penchant for b&w slightly blurry womens with black rectangles obscuring their faces.

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 7:27 pm

Well fuck

Post by **dng** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 9:44 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 4:15 pm

It's utterly fucking mental.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:29 pm

Thinking about moving to Finland, lads.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanna_Marin

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 15, 2022 2:16 pm

Just before the Russian invasion!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 12:03 pm

Beee news.

https://www.sciencealert.com/honeybees- ... r-a-mirror

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:07 am

They're experiencing their version of the Beemuda Triangle!!!!!!!1111111111111

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:27 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62286017

"The robot broke the child's finger," Sergey Lazarev, Moscow Chess Federation President, told Tass news agency. "This is of course bad." Mr Lazarev said the machine had played many previous matches without incident.

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:15 pm

hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:29 pm

All electric machines must be destroyed. It's the only way to stop the broken fingers.

Post by **dng** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:51 pm

I like the way that they're all very clear that this was the child's fault

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:29 pm

https://www.theawl.com/2017/10/how-lite ... ne-falcon/

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:19 pm

That's my Christmas present sorted!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:12 am

The snow crab season in Alaska has been cancelled this year because:

"An estimated one billion crabs have mysteriously disappeared in two years, state officials said. It marks a 90% drop in their population."

Lordy!

Post by **endar** » Sat Nov 05, 2022 9:11 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-63514232

"I've taken it all in, but the most exciting thing for me was learning about bees; they said so much to me."

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:54 pm

I bet the bees are hypnotised by his rhythmic maraca work.

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 09, 2022 3:08 am

Gavin Williamson - a great man. A good man. A British man. A man.

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:50 pm

I wouldn't go that far.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 3:27 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jan 02, 2023 4:15 pm

What next? Barclays Bank puke? Nat West Love Fluid?

Banks have gone too far this time.

Post by **dng** » Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:04 pm

Everybody seems to be missing the important question in all this prince harry stuff

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64223264

which is when exactly did he turn into mark gatiss

Post by **dng** » Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:05 pm

literally identical and also indistinguishable

Post by **Mrak** » Wed Jan 11, 2023 11:30 am

Why have you put up 2 pictures of Mark Gatiss?

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:47 pm

Prince Harry will take control once he's got the Royals and Govt hooked on his 'special stuff'.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Mar 31, 2023 1:22 pm

Will Turmps indictmentnessness finally take him down? I do hoep so, but I just can't see it delivering the killer blow to his re-election chances.

Post by **dng** » Fri Mar 31, 2023 1:45 pm

Will Turnips

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Mar 31, 2023 11:53 pm

With a bit of luck it'll open the floodgates on the more serious charges, election tampering etc.