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Post by **endar** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:49 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:13 pm Not big news in any way, but...

Windows gone done an update, then upon logging back in, I had the latest news and weather in my Task Bar.

That lasted about a minute before I turned it orf. Not a major thing, granted, but adding 'features' to your 'experience', without asking beforehand, irks me.

Get. Tae. Fuck.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:33 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:13 pm Not big news in any way, but...

Windows gone done an update, then upon logging back in, I had the latest news and weather in my Task Bar.

They just done this to me and I don't understand why is it out of focus?

I hope Melissa cleans old Bill out

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:31 am

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:33 pm I hope Melissa cleans old Bill out

Don't be dirty, Richard!!!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:53 pm

https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-m ... -buttocks/

Post by **dng** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:00 pm

its about time this happened

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:11 am

Agggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bistoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

One for Have I Got Newts For You, there...

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:38 am

I'm glad i went with the Bovril instead

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:25 pm

Banson in spaec! - As it happan

http://www.virgingalactic.com

Post by **Chortle Hound** » Sat Jul 17, 2021 7:41 pm

I love this

"This week, the Guardian reported that what are assessed to be leaked Kremlin documents describe Donald Trump as an “impulsive, mentally unstable and unbalanced individual”. Vladimir Putin, the documents say, therefore decided to assist Trump’s rise to power in 2016 as a way to weaken America."

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/ ... nder-wolff

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 15, 2021 6:26 pm

Good to see that everything in Afghanistan has gone to plan, then...

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Aug 16, 2021 7:39 pm

Idle curiosity lead to me check out when the schools are back in session, round my way, and I was genuinely annoyed to discover that its the 2nd of September!

NO WAY should it be that early - I don't think I ever went back before the 5th, which is how Mother Nature intended it 2 b.

Post by **dng** » Thu Aug 19, 2021 9:59 pm

presumably this will be the best business decision since tumblr tried it

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... processors

Post by **dng** » Thu Aug 19, 2021 9:59 pm

tumblr at least had the excuse that it wasn't only porn on there

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:12 pm

I assume that the guy who owns it has enough money now and can't be bothered with the hassle anymore

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:31 pm

The main thing that annoys me about OnlyFans, is when I've started typing "Only F-", as in Only Fools And Horses into Google, it defaults to OnlyFans! Grrr! That said... OnlyFans And Horses might be something I'm interested in, if it involved paying to watch Mickey Pearce rub and crush crisps into his cheeky Cockney torso.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:54 pm

A Facebook hot take I saw today was - the energy bill price rises are caused by the Government being too focused on housing immigrants in top class hotels.

I mean... wha?

Post by **Pual** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:55 am

It almost seems like that it was a fucking stupid idea to privatise all the energy companies...

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:58 pm

Isn't that a hate crime? Suggesting that privatisation might not always be the solution?

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:18 pm

It's 'funny' how some of the turbo-capitalists who run a number of these energy companies now believe the state should intervene to save their business. Hmmm... interesting...

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:43 pm

The modern definition of capitalism appears to be "give business owners free money" rather than any actual notion of how to organize an economy to serve the demand of its participants

Post by **dng** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:50 am

The spice must flow

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58673567

Post by **dng** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:50 am

Soon Jeremy Corbyn will discover his name is a killing word

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:29 pm

It certainly kills any chances for a Labour majority!!!!!!

Post by **dng** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:18 pm

I went to the supermarket. Inevitably the queues for every petrol station in maldon were about seventeen miles long, so I came back

Post by **dng** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:18 pm

Foodless, sighing

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:20 pm

Just think what state the country would be in if Jeremies Crobinns had won!!!!!!!!11111111

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:27 pm

R Kelly = A Nonce

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:06 am

Another acting job for Steve Coogan?

Post by **endar** » Tue Sep 28, 2021 3:06 am

Urgh x 2

In other news: Babylon 6?

Post by **dng** » Tue Oct 19, 2021 1:04 pm

I've no idea where the thread was that had the stuff about channel 4 burning down is, but anyway it's still broken a month or so later

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58965380

poor channel 4

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Oct 19, 2021 3:18 pm

"The Times reported that the fire suppression system at Red Bee's headquarters sucked all the oxygen out of a room, causing a "sonic wave" that shut down the transmission servers."

HAL 9000 was not available for comment.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:47 pm

Harry Wallop
@hwallop
15 boys were called Lucifer last year.
Lucifer is now a more popular boy's name than Barry (8), Trevor (8), Stuart (7), Gordon (7), Keith (5), Piers (4) and Nigel (0)

Post by **richschnauzer** » Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:49 pm

Barry (8)

Barry (8)

Barry (8)

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:32 am

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:47 pm
Harry Wallop
@hwallop
15 boys were called Lucifer last year.
Lucifer is now a more popular boy's name than Barry (8), Trevor (8), Stuart (7), Gordon (7), Keith (5), Piers (4) and Nigel (0)

I can't believe the ungrateful Britash pubic aren't all naming their offspawn after our greatest and sexiest neo-Fascist.

I mean, zero kinder named in his honour!?!

I, of course, mean ex-Arsenal fullback Nigel Winterburn.

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:06 am

Don't bother making plans for Nigel

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:07 am

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:47 pm Stuart (7)

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A sound was heard as though a thousand tops flattened, and suddenly fell silent

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:05 pm

An Skellington wrote: ↑Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:07 am
richschnauzer wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 7:47 pm Stuart (7)

A sound was heard as though a thousand tops flattened, and suddenly fell silent
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Ha!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:30 pm

Dave Prowse's estate is up for sale.

https://bid.eastbristol.co.uk/auctions/7996/sreas10523

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:30 pm

possibly the saddest lot

https://bid.eastbristol.co.uk/auctions/ ... ca00a931e9

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:35 am

Owning that original Hitch Hikers Guide script caught ma eye. (Estimate £200-£300)

Owning that original Empire Strikes script just made me gasp. (Estimate £8,000-£12,000)

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:54 am

Via Twitter: Queen has 'entered a new phase', and we 'may not see her until February', say experts.

Most curious...

Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:57 am

The coccooning phase is perfectly natural for english monarchs.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:23 am

MechaQueen will then emerge!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:26 pm

Belarus continues to be fucking horrific.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:48 pm

Jeez, delightful!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:13 pm

Recasting male heroes as women risks driving boys to crime, claims Tory MP

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... o-crime-mp

This so true. In my case, I had no choice but to smash up a bus shelter because of a female Doctor Who.

Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:19 pm

if boys can't aspire to be james bond anymore then the empire is finished

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:57 am

Wokeists'll be making best hero Clive of India, Olive of India, next!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:11 pm

Hurrah for the Liberal Democrats.

I guess.

Post by **Pual** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:54 am

What makes a man go Lib Dem? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of Lib Dem-ness?