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raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab
that is all
that is all
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Trump to pay E Jean Carroll $5m ($3m in damages / $2m in damages for battery.)
It won't take him down though.
It won't take him down though.
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man that must have been a pretty fancy battery
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Christ!
Next we need to read an article from the mechanic who sorted out the cars MOT.
Next we need to read an article from the mechanic who sorted out the cars MOT.
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Christ, that was a proper mental 24hrs in Russia, wasn't it?
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I wonder if anyone is running a book on how long it'll be before Prig accidentally and repeatedly stabs himself in the neck, and then accidentally falls out of a 14 storey window?
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War with Norway is on the horizon!
"Orkney could leave UK for Norway as it explores ‘alternative governance’"
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... governance
"Orkney could leave UK for Norway as it explores ‘alternative governance’"
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... governance
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... r-shortageWe need more EU workers, admits leading Tory Brexiter George Eustice. The former environment secretary, is calling for a reciprocal visa scheme so that under-35s can work across the EU and Britain.
This guy is a genius! *rolls eyes*
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in other stupid news: it has to be Lineker, right?
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Of course!!!!111
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Oh, so it was newsreader Huw Edwards, then?
Uh... okay...
Uh... okay...
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Also: stay classy Sun newspaper
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This Dan Wootton chap appears to be a lovely fellow.
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Roses are red, I've bought a new mattress,
Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness
Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness
Cthulu bum you!
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The former I'm a Celebrity star told the podcast he feared he was going to impale himself "right in the belly", but added that somehow he had managed to push his torso out of harm's way and twist round onto his back.
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Thank God Pasquale is an invertebrate!
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Thank God Pasquale is an invertebrate!
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Some shite has burnt down the wonkily famous Crooked House pub. :'(
https://www.expressandstar.com/news/loc ... -building/
Just days after it was sold to a private buyer. And the fire service had trouble reaching the blaze, as the lane to the pub was blocked.
Not at all dodgy, I'm sure.
https://www.expressandstar.com/news/loc ... -building/
Just days after it was sold to a private buyer. And the fire service had trouble reaching the blaze, as the lane to the pub was blocked.
Not at all dodgy, I'm sure.
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That's got my filthy fingerprints all over it!
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Do youse reckon Prigozhin is brown bread, then? Surely he wouldn't have been as daft as to fly after crossing Pootin?
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exactly what i thought
i love reading the bbc live updates that tell you nothing
i love reading the bbc live updates that tell you nothing
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I bet Prigozhin has flown to the moon in that Indian spacecraft.
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If an implosion took place at the same time as an explosion, would it cancel it out?
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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n ... getfulness
Don’t hug me I’m scared predicted this.
Also screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Don’t hug me I’m scared predicted this.
Also screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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#There's a worm at the centre of my brain,
and his name is wiggly wooaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh#
and his name is wiggly wooaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh#
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The lesson is stick to pot noodles
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I like pot noodles, but I've had nothing but bad experiences with pot rices.
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I saw a horse and cart (piloted by a youth) go by in the street, to-day.
This is not a regular occurrence round our way, although I wish it was.
This is not a regular occurrence round our way, although I wish it was.
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It's fairly common here
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Next week in the street, I hope to see a child chimneysweep covered in soot and a railway pump trolley!
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Now I know what they mean on twatter what they mean when they tell me I have brain wormsPual wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:30 pm https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n ... getfulness
Don’t hug me I’m scared predicted this.
Also screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cthulu bum you!
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Poor Essex schools, 53 of the 147 schools listed. Three in Harlow and one in (checks notes) Old Harrow. Well done bbc