Stabbus

swizpig · Post by **swizpig** » Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:55 pm

Just had my first flu jab... ever, I think

Fifteen pouns

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:17 am

I think that's a smart move, Swizz. I really should bite the bullet and do the same.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 11:47 am

have been sent a text message to get my third jab, by ringing a telephone number which is permanently engaged.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 11:47 am

well done everyone.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 23, 2021 11:07 pm

Dang it!

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:13 am

I'm holding out til they'll do it at the local department store and give me a tenner for my troubles.

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Nov 01, 2021 1:59 am

I can get a free one, apparently, although I have to get it at the frightening chemists in Heath Town.

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 7:24 pm

If you don't hear from me after Thursday afternoone, then you know that my flu jab hasn't gone to plan!

Post by **dng** » Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:44 pm

Good luck homfrus

Post by **Pual** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:01 am

I had to take the other half to Leigh “burn the paediatrician” Park for her booster jab yesterday.

Luckily we survived. So far.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:39 pm

Good to hear, Paul!

I haff had my first evar flu jab, with 4 flu strain protection, apparently.

I bet I end up getting strain 5, which goes under the street name: 'Duddoids' .

Post by **richschnauzer** » Mon Nov 08, 2021 11:05 pm

richschnauzer wrote: ↑Sat Oct 23, 2021 11:47 am have been sent a text message to get my third jab, by ringing a telephone number which is permanently engaged.

Anyway got another text and had jab no 3 today - Pfizer

Post by **dng** » Mon Nov 08, 2021 11:39 pm

Hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:00 am

Good man, Rich! Any side effects, yet? My Mom reckoned her booster kicked her arme like a sodding mule!

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:02 am

I think I can book my booster from the 23rd Nov, but there's no way I'm going for mine on the 23rd/24th Yulevuss - I'll wait 'til early Januss.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:08 am

blombluss wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:00 am Good man, Rich! Any side effects, yet? My Mom reckoned her booster kicked her arme like a sodding mule!

My arms a bit sore but that's about it. Disappointing, was looking forward to tripping out, but alas not to be this time.

Post by **Pual** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 2:43 pm

I’ve had my 3rd stabbing now

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 3:33 pm

Pual is now 6G compliant! :'(

Post by **vom** » Wed Nov 10, 2021 3:52 pm

I managed to book a flu jab. I've never had a flu jab before. I hope it doesn't give me the flu

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:50 pm

Would it be a problem if the 3rd jab made youse 300ft tall?

Post by **dng** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:21 pm

Imagine how bad at being a back a 200ft back would be, considering how bad at being a back a 3ft back is

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 8:32 pm

Good point!

Also, your sentence reminded me a bit of: "how much wood can a woodchuck chuck..."

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:51 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:02 am I think I can book my booster from the 23rd Nov, but there's no way I'm going for mine on the 23rd/24th Yulevuss - I'll wait 'til early Januss.

So 22nd Decuss it is, then. At least I can walk there and back from the stabby place *crosses fingers and self*.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:21 pm

Omicron? Oric one

Makes u think...

Post by **dng** » Fri Nov 26, 2021 9:52 pm

David Bowie's dreamcast adventures will finally kill us all

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Nov 27, 2021 12:36 am

dng wrote: ↑Fri Nov 26, 2021 9:52 pm David Bowie's dreamcast adventures will finally kill us all

That's what they're saying on BBC News...

Post by **richschnauzer** » Wed Dec 01, 2021 3:08 pm

all going well in Der Vaterland

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Dec 08, 2021 12:41 am

blombluss wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:51 pm
blombluss wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:02 am I think I can book my booster from the 23rd Nov, but there's no way I'm going for mine on the 23rd/24th Yulevuss - I'll wait 'til early Januss.
So 22nd Decuss it is, then. At least I can walk there and back from the stabby place *crosses fingers and self*.

It looks like the NHS site has cut the booster waiting times, (my appointment is now on the 13th Dec), so check the site out ASAP if it's relevant to you!

Post by **vom** » Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:54 am

I'm still getting the "we're working on making these changes but haven't done it yet" notice. Also my flu jab keeps getting cancelled for some reason

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Wed Dec 08, 2021 4:51 pm

It's Henry Cooper's fault

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Dec 08, 2021 8:39 pm

vom wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:54 am I'm still getting the "we're working on making these changes but haven't done it yet" notice. Also my flu jab keeps getting cancelled for some reason

Oh, that's odd.

I'd keep trying it if I were you, Vom.

Post by **vom** » Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:11 am

flu jab cancelled again! this time the earliest I could re-book for is next week. I bet the person doing the jabs has got the flu.

also the COVID website still won't let anyone under 40 book booster shots, I'm guessing they'll change this in approximately six months and two days time (guess what happens then)

Post by **Pual** » Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:17 am

On the other hand, they won’t stop telling me to book a covid booster even though I’ve had one and now ive been summoned to the drs on Monday to get a pneumonia jab for no reason

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Dec 13, 2021 8:30 pm

I'm surprised they let me have my stabbus today, as I was sweating buckets due to fat and walking two mile at speed.

I had Comirnaty, which I thought was a small coastal town in the Irish Free State.

Post by **dng** » Mon Dec 13, 2021 9:08 pm

i've got mine tomorrow, hopefully

Post by **dng** » Mon Dec 13, 2021 9:09 pm

all i want for christmas is not getting covid for christmas

Post by **vom** » Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:47 pm

the earliest I could book for was January 6th

Post by **vom** » Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:48 pm

I will once again attempt to get a flu jab tomorrow though, unless it gets cancelled again

Post by **dng** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:35 am

I was surprised I got one this quick as when I logged in before it said I couldn't book one till january, but then on saturday i tried again and it let me book one for tomorrow

Post by **dng** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:35 am

which was nice

Post by **dng** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:36 am

i hope there's a five hour queue and snow and i get pneumonia and die

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:42 am

vom wrote: ↑Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:47 pm the earliest I could book for was January 6th

Keep trying the website Tom, keep trying, because 6th Jan is just bullshit!

Would someone jab you on a walk in basis? Maybe?

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:43 am

dng wrote: ↑Mon Dec 13, 2021 9:08 pm i've got mine tomorrow, hopefully

Nice one, Squire! All the best with it.

Post by **dng** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:48 am

blombluss wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:42 am Would someone jab you on a walk in basis? Maybe?

They still charge for that sort of thing in soho

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:53 am

Don't be blue, David!!!!

Post by **dng** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:54 am

Carry On Get Your Jabbus

Post by **blombluss** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:57 am

I want any future jabbuses to be carried out by Jack Douglas!

Post by **vom** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:43 am

blombluss wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:42 am
vom wrote: ↑Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:47 pm the earliest I could book for was January 6th
Keep trying the website Tom, keep trying, because 6th Jan is just bullshit! Would someone jab you on a walk in basis? Maybe?

I don't think they're doing any boosters in my town before 30th December. The closest walk-ins are in Derby and Sheffield and only during work time

Post by **vom** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 5:44 am

so at least 90 minutes round trip plus however long I'd be waiting, and I don't have any leave left to take

Post by **vom** » Tue Dec 14, 2021 12:04 pm

anyway I've had the flu jab now. it's not the cool jab everyone wants, but it's still good! it's still good!