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Post by **dng** » Wed Mar 08, 2023 3:41 pm

I don't get it

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:53 pm

Bah! I'm never leaving the house again!

Post by **dng** » Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:57 pm

i seem to have caught a cold despite not actually leaving the house for a week

Post by **dng** » Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:58 pm

oh wait i went to the bakers yesterday and bought an iced bun

Post by **dng** » Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:58 pm

that iced bun was definitely worth death

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:24 am

They could use that ^^^ in their advertising spiel!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:28 am

I'm going to throw a snowball at a daffodil tomorrow.

That'll be available to view via my onlyfans page.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:00 pm

I showed that daffodil who's boss!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 08, 2023 2:19 pm

A spell of gardening has left me reeking of WD40 (I managed to spray my own arm).

I feel so MANLY!

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 1:53 pm

It was so windy today I was passed in the street by a black bra that'd escaped from somewhere or other.

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 7:23 pm

I've got earache now.

I probably should've picked up that bra and wore it as sesy ear muffs!

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 7:44 pm

You don't know where that bra has been

Post by **dng** » Thu Apr 13, 2023 7:45 pm

All the way from Birmingham or worse

Post by **vom** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 6:22 am

Bramingham

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:19 pm

They need as much support as they can get!!!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:08 pm

blombluss wrote: ↑Thu Apr 13, 2023 1:53 pm It was so windy today I was passed in the street by a black bra that'd escaped from somewhere or other.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Apr 14, 2023 8:34 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Thu May 11, 2023 11:37 am

It's glove wearing weather, ere.

*shivers*

Post by **blombluss** » Wed May 24, 2023 10:38 am

My hands are so soft and unmanly, I've gained several blisters from cutting the grass with a lekky mowar.

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 26, 2023 12:58 pm

I'm borad of the warm weather now.

Post by **dng** » Fri May 26, 2023 1:46 pm

It's quite nice

Post by **vom** » Fri May 26, 2023 3:55 pm

having a little sweat as a treat

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 26, 2023 6:20 pm

The best treats are always a little sweaty...

Post by **blombluss** » Fri May 26, 2023 6:21 pm

dng wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 1:46 pmIt's quite nice

You heat-monster!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 03, 2023 11:45 am

I've hurt my back. That's how dangerous gardening in sunny, yet windy weather can be.

Post by **dng** » Sat Jun 03, 2023 6:10 pm

Oh no. Stupid backs

Hope you haven't hurt it too bad, homfrus

Post by **dng** » Sat Jun 03, 2023 6:10 pm

Also this is why you should never ever do gardening

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 03, 2023 7:30 pm

It's not too bad just as long as I'm careful in my movements, but when I forget/get cocky, it reminds me in no uncertain terms!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 03, 2023 7:35 pm

dng wrote: ↑Sat Jun 03, 2023 6:10 pm Also this is why you should never ever do gardening

I've noticed there is an unusually high rate of fatalities amongst gardeners.

Percy Thrower? Dead
Capability Brown? Dead
Alan Titchmarsh? Not seen since last Tuesday

Post by **dng** » Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:45 pm

it feels really bloody hot today for some reason

Post by **dng** » Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:46 pm

the reason is its really bloody hot, i suppose

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:31 pm

It's still damn gusty around 'ere, which is making for palatableweather.

Post by **vom** » Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:59 pm

it's not particularly hot here at all although I did put shorts on at lunchtime out of spite

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jun 10, 2023 2:51 pm

We were meant to have thunder and lightning this afternoon, but it never turned up. Do I blame Vom donning shorts for it's non appearance?

Yes.

Post by **vom** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 7:35 am

I went on a train yesterday and it had an info screen thing with a temperature indicator on it and at one point it read 37°C

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 8:52 am

blombluss wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 2:51 pm We were meant to have thunder and lightning this afternoon, but it never turned up. Do I blame Vom donning shorts for it's non appearance?

Yes.

ADDITIONAL: It absolutely leathered it down, later on. So it would appear Vom was innocent. This time.

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 11:36 am

Yesterday it was the local annual street party, so I hid in the flat with the curtains drawn. Fortunately I had managed to get the temperature in here down to 21 C on Friday night with some tactical late-night door and window openings, so it never actually got too hot yesterday, just noisy.

There was also an all-too-brief but excellent cloudburst with a lightning yesterday afternoon, while I was walking back from the gym. Further storm is to follow this afternoon, apparently, but the BBC weather always promises storms that fail to arrive.

Post by **dng** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 12:22 pm

vom wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2023 7:35 am I went on a train yesterday and it had an info screen thing with a temperature indicator on it and at one point it read 37°C

fucking hell. i assume you are now dead

Post by **vom** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 3:40 pm

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 3:45 pm

Bruce Sato wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2023 11:36 am Yesterday it was the local annual street party, so I hid in the flat with the curtains drawn.

Better policies for a better Britain!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 4:35 pm

thundre!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Jun 11, 2023 10:04 pm

The Gods must be pacified in the only way you know how, Rich!

Post by **endar** » Mon Jun 12, 2023 12:36 am

i slept all day

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Jun 12, 2023 2:53 pm

Sounds all right to me - I love sleeping!

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:17 pm

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:38 pm

Also flies

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:38 pm

Trillions of them, in all shapes and sizes, crawling all over everything, everywhere

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:58 pm

I ate lunch in a pub garden with a friend, which was slightly marred by wasps also wanting to eat our lunch.

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 07, 2023 2:03 pm

I dream of wasps

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 07, 2023 2:03 pm

chasing away the flies somehow