hot

[blombluss]

I cut the grass earlier, and pulled approximately 22 muscles in my tentacles. Also testicles.

3/10.

[blombluss]

At this rate, I think I might need to build an ark.

The Guardian: It has been an exceptionally wet 18 months. According to the Met Office, 1,695.9mm of rain fell from October 2022 to March 2024, the highest amount for any 18-month period in England in recorded history. The Met Office started collecting data in 1836.

I will begen construction tomoorow, and the measurements used will be a combination of metric AND imperial, because I like a challenge.

[richschnauzer]

[blombluss]

Aggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[An Unicorn]

Got a bee in your bonnet, eh?

[blombluss]

That's a wasp-ish comment!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111ONEONEONEONE!!!!!!!!11111

[blombluss]

I want to marry you, sesy thunderstorme. I am licking your wetness as I write this...

[blombluss]

I've gone too far this time!

[dng]

fucking hell

https://www.theguardian.com/world/artic ... ottest-day

[endar]

fuck that

[dng]

There is no way I'd be anything other than absolutely 100% dead in those sort of temperatures

[endar]

ves²

[blombluss]

If I found myself in those temperatures, then my secret would be revealed within minutes.

[blombluss]

It was sodding cold 'ere, today, which is something I've never associated with the Whitsun school break.