Tennis

Post by **endar** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 7:11 pm

Stupid boy

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Apr 30, 2022 12:05 am

He could coach a prison team that somehow wins the Davis Cup!

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:40 pm

hooray for heather watson

Post by **vom** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:30 pm

Post by **dng** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:25 pm

Oh no she was a bit rubbish today. Which was a shame

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:44 pm

Last set tiebreaks are rubbish. This crappy new second week schedule is rubbish. All the commentators are rubbish. Wimbledon is rubbish

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:45 pm

YOU are rubbish

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:46 pm

Sue Barker is rubbish

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:47 pm

Those stupid falcons they employ to eat the pigeons are rubbish

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:47 pm

Their towels are especially rubbish

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:47 pm

The falcons towels

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:54 pm

Strawberries are rubbish

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:56 pm

John Inverdale is some sort of semi sentient oil slick wishing to drown us all in his ocean of hideous ineptitude

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:57 pm

The royal box is rubbish

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:57 pm

The roof is rubbish

Post by **dng** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:58 pm

Those little official Wimbledon facts they put up that capitalise the phrase "the fortnight" are rubbish

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 2:14 pm

Ons Jabeur is not rubbish I like her

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 2:15 pm

I also like Caroline Wozniacki on the commentary. Especially as she sounds like Scarlett Johannson for some reason

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:13 pm

i also quite like the way after banning russians (and belarussians) wimbledon might get a russian born russian based russian winning the women's final

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:37 pm

Tennis was obviously much better exactly 100 years ago

https://accumulationofthings.com/100/20 ... lens-1922/

Post by **endar** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:43 pm

Hooray

Also, poor Michaelangelo (Rafael)

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:44 pm

I don't think I'm going to bother watching the men's final this year

Post by **endar** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:54 pm

Maybe Novax will pull out as well

Post by **dng** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 11:00 pm

And kyrgios hopefully

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 2:53 pm

I know djokovic will still win this anyway but blimey

Post by **vom** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:06 pm

oh wow

I'm not actually watching anything this year because I cancelled my TV licence

I miss tennis though

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:34 pm

In the end all you missed was john mcenroe being racist live on air and andrew castle being a misogynistic arsehole

Post by **dng** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:34 pm

inverdale too probably but i've been turning him off whenever he appears

Post by **vom** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 2:59 pm

dng wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:13 pm i also quite like the way after banning russians (and belarussians) wimbledon might get a russian born russian based russian winning the women's final

hmmmm yes

good work wombledon

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 3:02 pm

I'm hoping she pulls out a russian flag and starts chanting putins name now

Post by **dng** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 3:18 pm

also this final wasn't rubbish at all.

Post by **vom** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 3:25 pm

hooray

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Sat Sep 10, 2022 10:03 am

I just remembered that tennis is still happening

Post by **dng** » Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:16 pm

until 3 in the morning

Post by **dng** » Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:17 pm

because the us open is the stupidest tournament ever held

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:03 am

ALCATRAZ

Post by **dng** » Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:26 am

the first interesting thing to happen in mens tennis for about 5 years

Post by **dng** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:30 pm

weep

https://twitter.com/rogerfederer/status ... 0685945856

Post by **dng** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:31 pm

for some reason the audio on that reminds me of this mogwai track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DF-BkuWGBo

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 7:26 pm

What a marvellous player he was/is!

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 8:18 pm

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:18 am

Is he the best ever Roger? Or is that Moore, Corman or Black?

Post by **vom** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:58 am

Corman by a million miles

Post by **vom** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:23 am

Sure Federer is a tennis legend but how many Vincent Price movies did he direct? Huh? Not many I bet

Post by **Pual** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:32 am

Sure he won lots of tennis but was he heir to the throne?

Post by **blombluss** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:16 pm

There's a gag about Ranking Roger in here, somewhere, but I can't find it.

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 6:17 pm

Bruce why

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/63014086

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:22 pm

Tennis players are the most dangerous and evil people in the world, and guilty of far worse crimes than Putin or Davro.

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Oct 08, 2022 1:08 am

Tennis Vs. Pickleball - IT'S WAR!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/ ... -the-court

I've never heard of picklebaal before this very daye.

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 1:07 pm

Boris released

And to be deported, apparently. Will we ever see him at Wumbledon again?