Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2022 7:11 pm
Stupid boy
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Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2022 12:05 am
He could coach a prison team that somehow wins the Davis Cup!
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:40 pm
hooray for heather watson
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:30 pm
ves
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:25 pm
Oh no she was a bit rubbish today. Which was a shame
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:44 pm
Last set tiebreaks are rubbish. This crappy new second week schedule is rubbish. All the commentators are rubbish. Wimbledon is rubbish
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:45 pm
YOU are rubbish
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:46 pm
Sue Barker is rubbish
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:47 pm
Those stupid falcons they employ to eat the pigeons are rubbish
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:47 pm
Their towels are especially rubbish
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:47 pm
The falcons towels
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:54 pm
Strawberries are rubbish
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:56 pm
John Inverdale is some sort of semi sentient oil slick wishing to drown us all in his ocean of hideous ineptitude
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:57 pm
The royal box is rubbish
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:57 pm
The roof is rubbish
Re: Tennis
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:58 pm
Those little official Wimbledon facts they put up that capitalise the phrase "the fortnight" are rubbish
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 2:14 pm
Ons Jabeur is not rubbish I like her
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 2:15 pm
I also like Caroline Wozniacki on the commentary. Especially as she sounds like Scarlett Johannson for some reason
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:13 pm
i also quite like the way after banning russians (and belarussians) wimbledon might get a russian born russian based russian winning the women's final
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:37 pm
Tennis was obviously much better exactly 100 years ago
https://accumulationofthings.com/100/20 ... lens-1922/
https://accumulationofthings.com/100/20 ... lens-1922/
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:43 pm
Hooray
Also, poor Michaelangelo (Rafael)
Also, poor Michaelangelo (Rafael)
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:44 pm
I don't think I'm going to bother watching the men's final this year
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:54 pm
Maybe Novax will pull out as well
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 11:00 pm
And kyrgios hopefully
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 2:53 pm
I know djokovic will still win this anyway but blimey
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:06 pm
oh wow
I'm not actually watching anything this year because I cancelled my TV licence
I miss tennis though
I'm not actually watching anything this year because I cancelled my TV licence
I miss tennis though
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:34 pm
In the end all you missed was john mcenroe being racist live on air and andrew castle being a misogynistic arsehole
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:34 pm
inverdale too probably but i've been turning him off whenever he appears
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 2:59 pm
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 3:02 pm
I'm hoping she pulls out a russian flag and starts chanting putins name now
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 3:18 pm
also this final wasn't rubbish at all.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 3:25 pm
hooray
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 10:03 am
I just remembered that tennis is still happening
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:16 pm
until 3 in the morning
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:17 pm
because the us open is the stupidest tournament ever held
Re: Tennis
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:03 am
ALCATRAZ
Re: Tennis
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:26 am
the first interesting thing to happen in mens tennis for about 5 years
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:30 pm
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:31 pm
for some reason the audio on that reminds me of this mogwai track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DF-BkuWGBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DF-BkuWGBo
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 7:26 pm
What a marvellous player he was/is!
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 8:18 pm
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:18 am
Is he the best ever Roger? Or is that Moore, Corman or Black? 
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:58 am
Corman by a million miles
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:23 am
Sure Federer is a tennis legend but how many Vincent Price movies did he direct? Huh? Not many I bet
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:32 am
Sure he won lots of tennis but was he heir to the throne?
Re: Tennis
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:16 pm
There's a gag about Ranking Roger in here, somewhere, but I can't find it. 
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:22 pm
Tennis players are the most dangerous and evil people in the world, and guilty of far worse crimes than Putin or Davro.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 1:08 am
Tennis Vs. Pickleball - IT'S WAR!!!
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/ ... -the-court
I've never heard of picklebaal before this very daye.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/ ... -the-court
I've never heard of picklebaal before this very daye.
Re: Tennis
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 1:07 pm