Otimpics

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:20 pm

Decathlon - yup
Heptathlon - yup
Modern pentathlon - okay
Triathlon - NO!
Biathlon - YES!

Post by **blombluss** » Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:23 pm

The decathlon should take the rifle shooting from the biathlon and the targets should be other competitors competing in the decathlon.

I'm not a monster, I'm a visionary!

Post by **endar** » Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:45 pm

They should have to waggle a joystick really fast in order to compete

Post by **Pual** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:09 pm

Post by **endar** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:06 pm

haha

i get it

Post by **richschnauzer** » Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:22 pm

hooray

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Aug 04, 2021 12:17 am

There should be more events that take place underground in the Oly,mpics

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Aug 04, 2021 6:50 pm

Oh noes KJT!

Post by **richschnauzer** » Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:12 pm

weeep

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm

This week and also last week while watching the olympics and also that nils frahm concert on mubi on repeat I have written a 25000 word miniature novel

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm

i believe i deserves ome sort of medal for this

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm

speed writing

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm

anyway its the best novel ever obviously so maybe you've all got that to look forward to soon when I can be bothered to spell check it etc

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:13 pm

also laura trott/kenny is the best hooray for laura trott/kenny

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:16 pm

also i googled the name of my book to see if it had already been used and the only google result containing it exactly is the following:

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so, er, pick three consecutive words out of that if you want to know the name of it i suppose

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:17 pm

also i watched the climbingc ompetitiosn yesterday and today and they were brilliant, astonishingly incomprehensibly skillful

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:19 pm

there's one where they have to climb up a vertical wall and they do it in about 6 seconds and its basically like the bits where they run up walls in crouching tiger hidden dragon except for real

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:20 pm

and then the other two disciplines were even more amazing somehow

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:20 pm

but slower

Post by **richschnauzer** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:40 pm

dng wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:13 pm also laura trott/kenny is the best hooray for laura trott/kenny

Says here she is from Harlow

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:45 pm

all the essex olympians are the best (see also the woman who won the bmx racing)

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:45 pm

and max whitlock

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:45 pm

list ends

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:46 pm

probably

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:46 pm

they should stick snooker in the olympics and then we'd win everything

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:47 pm

imagine selby stinking up the olympics for absolutely everyone

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:47 pm

oh god i've even depressed myself now

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:47 pm

at least he wouldn't be competing for the glorious nation of essex

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:48 pm

also laura kenny's spent all her life denying she's from essex anyway

Post by **dng** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:49 pm

being from harlow was just too much for her to bare

Post by **richschnauzer** » Sat Aug 07, 2021 12:17 am

dng wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:48 pm also laura kenny's spent all her life denying she's from essex anyway

Aye

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19137832

Post by **Bruce Sato** » Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:38 pm

Dean Macey was in the Olympics, but I don't think he got medal

Post by **dng** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:11 am

Ha, I'd forgotten all about Dean Macey

Post by **dng** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:11 am

(He got some world championships medals I think)

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:16 am

Macey was great, but just near perma-injured, if memory serves.

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:17 am

dng wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:46 pm they should stick snooker in the olympics and then we'd win everything

The perfect event for the all new... AUTUMN OLYMPICS!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:20 am

dng wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm i believe i deserves ome sort of medal for this

A medal bigger than a dinner plate, but smaller than the moon!

Post by **blombluss** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:52 pm

So that's that, then. Arguably the most pointless one evah.

Post by **dng** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:56 pm

I quite enjoyed it in the end.

Post by **dng** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:57 pm

Due to bmxes, those amazing wall climbing rock climbers

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 11:02 pm

I believe the rock climbing event was all CGI. Noone can move that fast!

Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 09, 2021 11:12 pm

That speed wall was definitely some crouch tiger hidden dragon nonsense. It was amazing

Post by **blombluss** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 2:44 pm

I reckon I could climb a wall that fast if I was chased by a crouching tiger and a hidden dragon 32.

Post by **dng** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:31 pm

athletics is shite

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/58193101

Post by **blombluss** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:36 pm

Oh balls!

Post by **endar** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:10 pm

Team GB should be banned from the olympucs

An Unicorn · Post by **An Unicorn** » Sun Aug 22, 2021 11:46 pm

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so, er, pick three consecutive words out of that if you want to know the name of it i suppose

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Post by **dng** » Mon Aug 23, 2021 1:36 am

yes. my tribute to neg

Post by **blombluss** » Mon Aug 23, 2021 6:53 pm

Blimeys! "Neg"! That's a name from the past!

Post by **vom** » Mon Aug 23, 2021 8:16 pm

time is a stalker that hunted him down