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Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:20 pm
by blombluss
Decathlon - yup
Heptathlon - yup
Modern pentathlon - okay
Triathlon - NO!
Biathlon - YES!
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:23 pm
by blombluss
The decathlon should take the rifle shooting from the biathlon and the targets should be other competitors competing in the decathlon.
I'm not a monster, I'm a visionary!
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2021 7:45 pm
by endar
They should have to waggle a joystick really fast in order to compete
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:09 pm
by Pual
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:06 pm
by endar
haha
i get it
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 7:22 pm
by richschnauzer
hooray
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 12:17 am
by blombluss
There should be more events that take place underground in the Oly,mpics
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 6:50 pm
by blombluss
Oh noes KJT!
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:12 pm
by richschnauzer
weeep
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm
by dng
This week and also last week while watching the olympics and also that nils frahm concert on mubi on repeat I have written a 25000 word miniature novel
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm
by dng
i believe i deserves ome sort of medal for this
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm
by dng
speed writing
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm
by dng
anyway its the best novel ever obviously so maybe you've all got that to look forward to soon when I can be bothered to spell check it etc
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:13 pm
by dng
also laura trott/kenny is the best hooray for laura trott/kenny
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:16 pm
by dng
also i googled the name of my book to see if it had already been used and the only google result containing it exactly is the following:
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so, er, pick three consecutive words out of that if you want to know the name of it i suppose
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:17 pm
by dng
also i watched the climbingc ompetitiosn yesterday and today and they were brilliant, astonishingly incomprehensibly skillful
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:19 pm
by dng
there's one where they have to climb up a vertical wall and they do it in about 6 seconds and its basically like the bits where they run up walls in crouching tiger hidden dragon except for real
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:20 pm
by dng
and then the other two disciplines were even more amazing somehow
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:20 pm
by dng
but slower
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:40 pm
by richschnauzer
dng wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:13 pm
also laura trott/kenny is the best hooray for laura trott/kenny
Says here she is from Harlow
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:45 pm
by dng
all the essex olympians are the best (see also the woman who won the bmx racing)
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:45 pm
by dng
and max whitlock
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:45 pm
by dng
list ends
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:46 pm
by dng
probably
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:46 pm
by dng
they should stick snooker in the olympics and then we'd win everything
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:47 pm
by dng
imagine selby stinking up the olympics for absolutely everyone
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:47 pm
by dng
oh god i've even depressed myself now
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:47 pm
by dng
at least he wouldn't be competing for the glorious nation of essex
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:48 pm
by dng
also laura kenny's spent all her life denying she's from essex anyway
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:49 pm
by dng
being from harlow was just too much for her to bare
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2021 12:17 am
by richschnauzer
dng wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:48 pm
also laura kenny's spent all her life denying she's from essex anyway
Aye
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19137832
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:38 pm
by Bruce Sato
Dean Macey was in the Olympics, but I don't think he got medal
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:11 am
by dng
Ha, I'd forgotten all about Dean Macey
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:11 am
by dng
(He got some world championships medals I think)
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:16 am
by blombluss
Macey was great, but just near perma-injured, if memory serves.
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:17 am
by blombluss
dng wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:46 pm
they should stick snooker in the olympics and then we'd win everything
The perfect event for the all new... AUTUMN OLYMPICS!
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:20 am
by blombluss
dng wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 pm
i believe i deserves ome sort of medal for this
A medal bigger than a dinner plate, but smaller than the moon!
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:52 pm
by blombluss
So that's that, then. Arguably the most pointless one evah.
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:56 pm
by dng
I quite enjoyed it in the end.
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:57 pm
by dng
Due to bmxes, those amazing wall climbing rock climbers
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 11:02 pm
by blombluss
I believe the rock climbing event was all CGI. Noone can move that fast!
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 11:12 pm
by dng
That speed wall was definitely some crouch tiger hidden dragon nonsense. It was amazing
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 2:44 pm
by blombluss
I reckon I could climb a wall that fast if I was chased by a crouching tiger and a hidden dragon 32.
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:31 pm
by dng
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:36 pm
by blombluss
Oh balls!
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:10 pm
by endar
Team GB should be banned from the olympucs
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 11:46 pm
by An Unicorn
dng wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:16 pm
also i googled the name of my book to see if it had already been used and the only google result containing it exactly is the following:
Bishopton Falls milf boyfriend Virginia CO fucks Rentz Hudson porn hentai porn female kill machine Ohio Akron time your x i creampie massive Entrerios Austinburg 40 scene Ohio Aurora hardcore
so, er, pick three consecutive words out of that if you want to know the name of it i suppose
Porn hentai porn
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 1:36 am
by dng
yes. my tribute to neg
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 6:53 pm
by blombluss
Blimeys! "Neg"! That's a name from the past!
Re: Otimpics
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 8:16 pm
by vom
time is a stalker that hunted him down
