Female Kill Machine

[dng]

Female Kill Machine is a lightning-paced absurdist quantum explosion of ever-escalating cyberpunk insanity and hyperviolence from the popular children’s author of Spiders Are Wonderful and Do Not Disturb The Dragon. Available on ko-fi (pay what you want: https://ko-fi.com/s/3952a4371f ); amazon (£2.99, or free on kindle unlimited: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09C8JH4TX ); itunes (£2.99: https://books.apple.com/us/book/female- ... 38092?ls=1 ) and patreon (free for subscribers: https://www.patreon.com/posts/female-kill-54750294).

It’s about 25000 words / 120 pages long. It’s quite good please read it and maybe even recommend it to other people who you think might well want to read it too. Thank you.

[endar]

Hooray

[endar]

I guessed correctly

[dng]

good man

[richschnauzer]

hooray.

[Pual]

I can thoroughly recommend this book

[dng]

hooray. thank you

[blombluss]

I most utterly approve of this endeavour! Huzzah!

[dng]

Thank you

(also the ko-fi link version is free by the way)

[blombluss]

Umm... how do I open epub files?

[dng]

I do not know

[dng]

If you've got an ereader app on your phone you can use that (i assume there's a free google play one somewhere on the google play store if you have an adroind phone; there'll be ibooks or something on an iphone; i have no knowledge of other phones)

there's probably a version of the kindle app on absolutely everything also

https://www.amazon.co.uk/kindle-dbs/fd/kcp

but it crashes on my mac most of the time

[dng]

also otherwise i can send you it as a word document and/or pdf, but it might look exceptionally knacked if i do

[dng]

also thank you for buying it homfrus i love you

[dng]

I don't think i've ever uploaded anything to new n3ta before but hopefully this works

[blombluss]

I do not know

No worries mate, I'll download an epub reader or summat.

I was labouring under the extremely erroneous impression that epub files could be read in a PDF reader/or in a browser window. Whoops!

[vom]

I managed to get it onto my ereader by downloading it on my phone from patreon, then uploading it to my website via FTP on the phone, then downloading it on the ereader browser, which couldn't cope with patreon

Technology

[blombluss]

If you've got an ereader app on your phone you can use that (i assume there's a free google play one somewhere on the google play store if you have an adroind phone; there'll be ibooks or something on an iphone; i have no knowledge of other phones)

there's probably a version of the kindle app on absolutely everything also

https://www.amazon.co.uk/kindle-dbs/fd/kcp

but it crashes on my mac most of the time

My knacked 2014 phon isn't even linked into Googie Play! But nae bother though, Squire! *thumbs up*

[blombluss]

I don't think i've ever uploaded anything to new n3ta before but hopefully this works

That'll do me! Ta Dave!

[dng]

I managed to get it onto my ereader by downloading it on my phone from patreon, then uploading it to my website via FTP on the phone, then downloading it on the ereader browser, which couldn't cope with patreon

Technology

oh god. sorry

i do hate epub files though so please accept my hatred as an apology

[dng]

also i hope you both like it but if you don't i am going to run away before i have to say sorry

[blombluss]

I managed to get it onto my ereader by downloading it on my phone from patreon, then uploading it to my website via FTP on the phone, then downloading it on the ereader browser, which couldn't cope with patreon

Technology

Gawd!

[blombluss]

epub files?!?! pube files more like!!!!!!!1111111111111

[blombluss]

That doesn't work on any level.

[blombluss]

also thank you for buying it homfrus i love you

Bah! I'm not falling for THAT again! :p

[blombluss]

So... this isn't my usual bag of peanuts, but I'm 20 pages in, and yeah, it's really good!

[dng]

Hooray. Thank you homfrus

[blombluss]

Halfway through, now - it rattles along nicely, and still most enjoyable!

[dng]

hooray (again)

[dng]

i hope its not too filled with typos

[dng]

and plot holes

[dng]

and inaccurate science

[blombluss]

i hope its not too filled with typos

You racist!

[blombluss]

FINASHED!

Top stuff, Davuss!

[dng]

hooray. thank you homfrus i'm glad you liked it

[CandyDarling]

I liked it too, David. Also a good reader for epub files is Calibre.

[dng]

Excellent, thank you.

[dng]

Also this was briefly in amazons top 50 cyberpunk novels chart, having sold one whole copy.

[dng]

Poor the entire genre of cyberpunk

[richschnauzer]

Also this was briefly in amazons top 50 cyberpunk novels chart, having sold one whole copy.

I think that was me lol.

[The Robotic Anomaly]

I have bought your book David
I promise I will try to read it before I die

[dng]

Hooray. Thank you everyone

[blombluss]

There wasn't enough about ITV's Love Island in it.

[dng]

Love Island does not exist in the future

[blombluss]

In which case, things are looking up!

[dng]

I've ever so slightly re-edited this (to remove typos mostly), if you'd like to re-read it again or read it for the first time maybe.

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... t-edition/
Amazon (£2.99 but free if you have kindle unlimited, whatever that is): https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09C8JH4TX
Ko-Fi (entirely free if you want it to be): https://ko-fi.com/s/3952a4371f

[dng]

the amazon one probably won't update until next week but for all i know it'll auto update on all connected devices in some sort of creepy way when it does

[richschnauzer]

the amazon one probably won't update until next week but for all i know it'll auto update on all connected devices in some sort of creepy way when it does

I look forward to it

[dng]

hooray

[dng]

it's not really very different obviously.