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pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:56 pm
by dng
i've got an instagram account now
https://www.instagram.com/accumulationofthings/
i already hate it
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:56 pm
by dng
anyway i have no idea if any of you use instagram but if you do you should follow me so i can follow you
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:57 pm
by dng
i plan on posting one picture a day forever but i'll probably instead post no pictures ever again instead
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 7:32 pm
by blombluss
I think I might've had an instagramme account when I ran a 'business'.
Although it might've been pinterest.
Or both.
Or neither.
Good luck with yours though, Davuss!
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 7:34 pm
by blombluss
I think I decided that YouTube was going to be my major platform for delivering disappointment to my door!

Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:43 pm
by dng
i thought maybe i could upload my violent penguin videos to instagram but no
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:43 pm
by dng
technically i can't upload anything to instagram because my laptop is not a phone, but i can make it pretend to be a phone, just not a phone that can upload videos
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:44 pm
by dng
i hate all things
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:20 pm
by richschnauzer
That is one of the reasons I don't use Instagram that much, yes.
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:21 pm
by richschnauzer
Also, you can upload video as a story, whatever the fuck they are
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:41 pm
by dng
There's also "igtv" which lets me upload videos that are over a minute long but less than an hour long
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:41 pm
by dng
Poor old violent penguin is 23 seconds long
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:43 pm
by dng
i don't know why everything is always such an absolute chore to use but it is and always will be i suppose
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:43 pm
by dng
you will submit to their demands purely because they can make you submit to their demands
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:43 pm
by dng
either that or i'll just stop using it
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:44 pm
by dng
but at least i got to see all voms amazing cat pictures so it was okay
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:49 pm
by vom
hooray
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:52 pm
by dng
cats are definity the best
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 10:47 pm
by Chortle Hound
I'm following you
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 10:48 pm
by Chortle Hound
I'm right behind you
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 10:48 pm
by dng
aargh!
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 12:34 am
by blombluss
dng wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2021 8:43 pm
technically i can't upload anything to instagram because my laptop is not a phone, but i can make it pretend to be a phone, just not a phone that can upload videos
Ahh, ves... that 'feature', Christ!
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 12:41 am
by blombluss
Instagram moon landing.
All of mission control's instructions and ship/capsule manoeuvres must be carried out via the phone app. Any attempt to override this delivery method will trigger the explosives placed in the spaceship AND the command centre.
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 6:30 pm
by blombluss
I was watching a video 'bout Homestar Runner, and its beginnings, etc, and Newgrounds was mentioned in the comments, so I've decided to join it only about 10 years after it had any remaining relevance!
Now THAT is how you DO social meeja-type stuff, people!

Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 8:03 pm
by dng
hooray
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:44 pm
by blombluss
What the Dickens is happening in photo 3 Davuss? That mans is terrifying!

Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:56 pm
by dng
Which photo? The plasticine crab man one?
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:57 pm
by dng
He is a plasticine crab man
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 12:01 am
by dng
based on one of these things that the arms, weapons, head fell off
https://pasu2k.files.wordpress.com/2009 ... .jpg?w=640
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 1:25 am
by blombluss
dng wrote: Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:57 pm
He is a plasticine crab man
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You are the Essex Dr Moreau AIMFP!
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 8:20 pm
by richschnauzer
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:52 pm
by Bruce Sato
Have they tried
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 12:12 am
by blombluss
It couldn't last, could it? Pity!

Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 8:39 pm
by richschnauzer
You can upload from your confuser now.
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:25 am
by blombluss
That's a handy feature for me. In the year 2016.
Oh well, it's not important noo, is it, really.
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:44 am
by dng
hooray
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 10:51 am
by Pual
richschnauzer wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 8:39 pm
You can upload from your confuser now.
What a time to be alive
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 11:40 am
by dng
I tried to upload a video and it was too short, so I tried to upload another video and it was too long
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:37 pm
by richschnauzer
Hooray
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:25 am
by blombluss
I can only presume Goldilocks controls Instagram's video upload protocols.
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:23 pm
by blombluss
All the best of the best are on GETTR now.
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:24 pm
by blombluss
(I am not on GETTR)
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:52 pm
by An Unicorn
Best GETTR with it, hompuss
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:59 pm
by dng
I have never heard of gettr
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 3:00 pm
by dng
Is this another one of those even more right wing twitters that keep popping up
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:41 pm
by Bruce Sato
Ves
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:26 pm
by blombluss
Chas & Dave's twitter clone is called Gertcha, and it already has a theme song.

Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:27 pm
by blombluss
An Unicorn wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:52 pm
Best GETTR with it, hompuss
Unicornvuss has radicalised me, and I've never felt so alive.
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:12 pm
by richschnauzer
As soon as I joined GETTR Julie Burchill followed me so I deleted my account.
Re: pointless social media thread
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 7:43 pm
by blombluss
If she follows here to n3ta, Rich...
