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Good-o, Sir! Best line: “She’s shouting so loud not even chips will calm her down,” Ethel said. "On her phone, it’s preserved in pristine condition for all eternity, and forgotten within the week. Printed out, put in a frame, the colours fade year by year. Yet the scene grows ever more vivid un...

Ha, I'd forgotten about the huge crowds.

It was sodding cold 'ere, today, which is something I've never associated with the Whitsun school break.

If I found myself in those temperatures, then my secret would be revealed within minutes.

I seem to recall that highlights of Anglo-Italian cup matches consisted solely of goals, violent play, and sendings off.

Bring it back, I say!

After getting the sack as Chelsea manager, I'm going to grow full-sized mermaids in a lab. In Northern Cyprus.

dng wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 9:26 pm Tales From The Town #170: An Agnes FAQ

https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... agnes-faq/

a question and answer session

Q. was that an enjoyable read?
A. ves.

That pose is less 'Hitler has only got one ball', and more 'Hitler is standing in a free kick wall!!!!!1111'

Best sign!

I have to admit, I push the 'roaches right in there. It's the only way I can get through an episode of Inspector Morse.

Get Chuck D in to rap it!

Also, I'm being switched from working tax credits to universal credits next month, where switched means I won't qualify for universal credits because I don't make enough money. Which is nice also now i have to pay £200 of my tax credits back also. hooray! The fuckers. Of course if you had to pay ba...

I think I could handle spending a weekend a month for a year learning to swear in Arabic.

My Dad did his National Service in Egypt. He couldn't wait for it to be over, and all he learned was how to fire a rifle and swear in Arabic.

Topical pleasingness!

A sparkly jangle MOOD SHIFT of a tune! Yuss!

Doctor treads on Pooh! Ha! Ha!

I think you've got a half-decent chance of staying up!

I'm quite enjoying Sunak's implosion.

dng wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 11:54 am but there's only a week to go

Keep going, Sir, I'm enjoying all these written things.

Only Scarlet Johannson can save us now.

Also, and I can't believe I'm writing this, well done Man U!

One of Plymouth's sponsors is Ginsters...

Jus' sayin'...

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I wonder if one of the olde machines enables you to see a flash of an Edwardian woman's ankle, in a What The Butler Saw! stylee!

Also - Burnley Munich - The Vincent Kompany Story!

I watched the final via a hooky streaming site, because I'm the most eville mans in the wurld! Haaaa! Haaaaaa!

I was very impressed with Atalanta, but like Vom says, Leverkusen went a season unbeaten?!? Er... how?

"Stinkhole" has tickled me. Also - hurrah for tale #161!

That is fab, and my bro actually had that book o' maps (I'm 90% sure).

dng wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 7:46 pm unless they throw him in that oubliette they're keeping graham potter in

Well, y'know, you can't make an oubliette without breaking heads...

Also - no Saudi Henderson or Rashford in the Inglaterra squad. Not a surprise, but Maguire and Dunk are, so uggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.

Wellllllllllllll, I suppose the enormo payoff he'll get six months down the line, will be worth it.

'tood! Yeah!

Bets magazine - Essex Terror 64 (incorporating C&VGoaste)

That's a rather tasty chorus you've got there, young Vomas!

Pochettino has left Chelsea by mutual consent.

I don't blame him for sodding off tbh. He's prolly got the pick of Juve, Bayern, and Man Utd, so why put up with Boehly?

kittens good. basket with a tongue good.

Daren's post above show him to be a woke liberal snowflake!

I found a 1994 edition of Computer Shopper at the bottom of a wardrobe - beat that CS Lewis!

And hurrah for sesy nuno.

blombluss wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 7:52 pm I'm not creating a new thread just for this comment about boxing...

I hope Usyk duffs up that twat Fury.

That is all.

Well done!

blombluss wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 2:20 pm C'mon Spurs! (They'll lose 4-0 won't they?)

C'mon West Ham! (They'll lose 4-0 won't they?)

I'm not creating a new thread just for this comment about boxing...

I hope Usyk duffs up that twat Fury.

That is all.

I identify with Daniel!

Heh!

I fully approve of that list! *thumbs up*

Most of my animations had cialis-centric plots.

Boots Chemists texted me, asking if I wanted a private non-NHS Covid jab for £100 in Birmingham. Err... no...

Have you ever written a stroy centred around selling cialis, David?

I listened to Jack Your Body, by Steve 'Silk' Hurley, about an hour ago, and it still contains a fair amount of wallop.

That is all.

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