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Re: hot
It was sodding cold 'ere, today, which is something I've never associated with the Whitsun school break.
Re: hot
If I found myself in those temperatures, then my secret would be revealed within minutes.
- Thu May 30, 2024 1:09 am
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
I seem to recall that highlights of Anglo-Italian cup matches consisted solely of goals, violent play, and sendings off.
Bring it back, I say!
Bring it back, I say!
- Wed May 29, 2024 12:54 am
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
After getting the sack as Chelsea manager, I'm going to grow full-sized mermaids in a lab. In Northern Cyprus.
- Wed May 29, 2024 12:50 am
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: A Cast Of Characters
- Replies: 519
- Views: 18909
Re: A Cast Of Characters
Q. was that an enjoyable read?dng wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 9:26 pm Tales From The Town #170: An Agnes FAQ
https://accumulationofthings.com/things ... agnes-faq/
a question and answer session
A. ves.
- Tue May 28, 2024 7:41 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Pictures that amuse me
- Replies: 788
- Views: 37045
Re: Pictures that amuse me
That pose is less 'Hitler has only got one ball', and more 'Hitler is standing in a free kick wall!!!!!1111'
- Tue May 28, 2024 7:36 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Cats
Best sign!
Re: GPT-4
I have to admit, I push the 'roaches right in there. It's the only way I can get through an episode of Inspector Morse.
- Tue May 28, 2024 7:25 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: The World's Politest General Erection
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1380
Re: The World's Politest General Erection
Get Chuck D in to rap it!
- Tue May 28, 2024 7:22 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Thems Internest Price Rises...
- Replies: 37
- Views: 15738
Re: Thems Internest Price Rises...
Also, I'm being switched from working tax credits to universal credits next month, where switched means I won't qualify for universal credits because I don't make enough money. Which is nice also now i have to pay £200 of my tax credits back also. hooray! The fuckers. Of course if you had to pay ba...
Re: The Mews
I think I could handle spending a weekend a month for a year learning to swear in Arabic.
Re: The Mews
My Dad did his National Service in Egypt. He couldn't wait for it to be over, and all he learned was how to fire a rifle and swear in Arabic.
- Mon May 27, 2024 7:33 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: A Cast Of Characters
- Replies: 519
- Views: 18909
Re: A Cast Of Characters
Topical pleasingness!
Re: vomsongs
A sparkly jangle MOOD SHIFT of a tune! Yuss!
- Mon May 27, 2024 7:26 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Boctor Doooooo
- Replies: 87
- Views: 4740
Re: Boctor Doooooo
Doctor treads on Pooh! Ha! Ha!
- Mon May 27, 2024 7:23 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
I think you've got a half-decent chance of staying up!
Re: The Mews
I'm quite enjoying Sunak's implosion.
- Sat May 25, 2024 7:59 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: A Cast Of Characters
- Replies: 519
- Views: 18909
Re: GPT-4
Only Scarlet Johannson can save us now.
- Sat May 25, 2024 7:22 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
Also, and I can't believe I'm writing this, well done Man U!
- Sat May 25, 2024 7:21 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
One of Plymouth's sponsors is Ginsters...
Jus' sayin'...
Jus' sayin'...
- Thu May 23, 2024 12:57 am
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: The 15 (ish) greatest UK video game magazines of all time
- Replies: 18
- Views: 136
Re: The 15 (ish) greatest UK video game magazines of all time
I wonder if one of the olde machines enables you to see a flash of an Edwardian woman's ankle, in a What The Butler Saw! stylee!
- Thu May 23, 2024 12:53 am
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
Also - Burnley Munich - The Vincent Kompany Story!
- Thu May 23, 2024 12:52 am
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
I watched the final via a hooky streaming site, because I'm the most eville mans in the wurld! Haaaa! Haaaaaa!
I was very impressed with Atalanta, but like Vom says, Leverkusen went a season unbeaten?!? Er... how?
I was very impressed with Atalanta, but like Vom says, Leverkusen went a season unbeaten?!? Er... how?
- Tue May 21, 2024 7:58 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: A Cast Of Characters
- Replies: 519
- Views: 18909
Re: A Cast Of Characters
"Stinkhole" has tickled me. Also - hurrah for tale #161!
- Tue May 21, 2024 7:53 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: The 15 (ish) greatest UK video game magazines of all time
- Replies: 18
- Views: 136
Re: The 15 (ish) greatest UK video game magazines of all time
That is fab, and my bro actually had that book o' maps (I'm 90% sure).
- Tue May 21, 2024 7:49 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
- Tue May 21, 2024 7:47 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
Also - no Saudi Henderson or Rashford in the Inglaterra squad. Not a surprise, but Maguire and Dunk are, so uggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.
- Tue May 21, 2024 7:45 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
Wellllllllllllll, I suppose the enormo payoff he'll get six months down the line, will be worth it.
- Tue May 21, 2024 7:43 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: The 15 (ish) greatest UK video game magazines of all time
- Replies: 18
- Views: 136
Re: The 15 (ish) greatest UK video game magazines of all time
'tood! Yeah!
Bets magazine - Essex Terror 64 (incorporating C&VGoaste)
Bets magazine - Essex Terror 64 (incorporating C&VGoaste)
Re: vomsongs
That's a rather tasty chorus you've got there, young Vomas!
- Tue May 21, 2024 7:34 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
Pochettino has left Chelsea by mutual consent.
I don't blame him for sodding off tbh. He's prolly got the pick of Juve, Bayern, and Man Utd, so why put up with Boehly?
I don't blame him for sodding off tbh. He's prolly got the pick of Juve, Bayern, and Man Utd, so why put up with Boehly?
Re: Cats
kittens good. basket with a tongue good.
- Mon May 20, 2024 7:10 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: TwitterMusk
- Replies: 244
- Views: 6749
Re: TwitterMusk
Daren's post above show him to be a woke liberal snowflake!
- Sun May 19, 2024 7:57 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: The 15 (ish) greatest UK video game magazines of all time
- Replies: 18
- Views: 136
Re: The 15 (ish) greatest UK video game magazines of all time
I found a 1994 edition of Computer Shopper at the bottom of a wardrobe - beat that CS Lewis!
- Sun May 19, 2024 7:52 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
And hurrah for sesy nuno.
- Sun May 19, 2024 7:50 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
- Sat May 18, 2024 7:54 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
- Sat May 18, 2024 7:52 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Soccerball Therad
- Replies: 2303
- Views: 58690
Re: Soccerball Therad
I'm not creating a new thread just for this comment about boxing...
I hope Usyk duffs up that twat Fury.
That is all.
I hope Usyk duffs up that twat Fury.
That is all.
- Sat May 18, 2024 7:46 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: A Cast Of Characters
- Replies: 519
- Views: 18909
Re: A Cast Of Characters
I identify with Daniel!
- Sat May 18, 2024 7:42 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Pictures that amuse me
- Replies: 788
- Views: 37045
- Fri May 17, 2024 7:45 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: A Cast Of Characters
- Replies: 519
- Views: 18909
Re: A Cast Of Characters
I fully approve of that list! *thumbs up*
Re: GPT-4
Most of my animations had cialis-centric plots.
Re: Stabbus
Boots Chemists texted me, asking if I wanted a private non-NHS Covid jab for £100 in Birmingham. Err... no...
Re: GPT-4
Have you ever written a stroy centred around selling cialis, David?
- Thu May 16, 2024 3:02 pm
- Forum: eggbox
- Topic: Moo Sick Therad
- Replies: 363
- Views: 16424
Re: Moo Sick Therad
I listened to Jack Your Body, by Steve 'Silk' Hurley, about an hour ago, and it still contains a fair amount of wallop.
That is all.
That is all.
Re: GPT-4
Has this been linked to on 'ere, befo'? ------- "One of the most prestigious publishers of science fiction short stories has closed itself to submissions after a deluge of AI-generated pitches overwhelmed its editorial team." ------- https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/feb/21/sci-f...
Re: GPT-4
Which is why it's a perfect fit for the Daily Mail/Mail on Sunday.